Uh, I see bread and pork on the table

哦，我在桌上看到麵包和豬肉

That's not pork. Y'know what that is?

那不是豬肉，你知道是什麼嗎？

Yup

對

It's frog leg.

那是青蛙腿

Frog leg?

青蛙腿？

yum yum yum

(咀嚼聲)

yum yum yum

(咀嚼聲)

In this meal you're gonna put the hot chocolate in the cereal.

在這個餐點裡，你要把熱巧克力倒進麥片裡

Oh My God no no no no no

我的老天鵝啊，不不不不不

Instead of milk, they pour hot chocolate in their cereal.

不是牛奶，他們倒熱巧克力到他們的麥片裡

They're living it up.

Oh

This is just weird.

All of it?

Oh man. I don't like this much sugar

this is so so super super awful

What is that is that? Is that plastic?

Oh no!

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Did your parents starve you today for this video?

你爸媽為了今天這支影片餓了你一天嗎？

Mm-hmm

mm-hmm

I feel bad for those kids. This is horrible.

Mommy do you do this in China?

I hope you don't

What country do you think this is from?

Ummmmmm

Let's say a crazy country. A very crazy country where kids think that chocolate milk is regular milk and they dump it in cereal

This is a French breakfast

It is?

You would have this in French all the time

Oh no

I hope I never live in French or move

Close your eyes

Pizza pizza pizza pizza

Oysters?

nope

Is this a yolk?

Beef.

牛肉

Beef, what is it?

Raw beef

ooh

Looks like bread with some bouncy yolk and salmon and cucumber

What if I tell you that's not salmon?

He's don't. [tell] me that's cow make law

Raw?

It's raw

cow meat

Yah

It's is horrible?

Uh, you do it

My whole day's ruined.

我一整天就這樣毀了

beef or pork? Oh?

Cow

Oh no.

噢不

No, I ate my sister's favorite animal

Before you eat it, you wanna know what it is?

Yes

It's raw beef.

這是生牛肉

I don't want to be sick. I don't want to eat this.

我不想要生病，我不想吃它

No, no, oh, why are you giving me this ah?

It's called a mussel.

這叫做淡菜

those

Using it. I mean my mom goes to Chinese buffets she eats this

Mostly more than anything, so I'll leave this to my mom and this will be mine

Yup that's the mussel. No not that part, you don't eat that.

對，那就是淡菜。不是那部分，你不用吃那個

oh

Try a little bite of it.

試吃一小口吧

Oh my gosh.

我的老天鵝啊

Nope, these muscles got no muscles

These mussel's got no mussels.

這些淡菜都不淡菜了

Hmm

Still in your mouth?

還在嘴巴裡嗎？

Mmm

嗯

Do you need to spit it out?

妳要吐出來嗎？

Mmm

嗯

You can do it.

吐吧

Why do you always [do] [Kazakh] Candy buffet you're crazy?

You can turn

Your try it not be nice to you Carolina. Thanks. No hardest good job

It's yours.

這是你的

Good job.

好樣的

Does it taste good?

Okay, and Daisy's good actually should I have yours? [I] won't let go ahead

Go ahead.

吃吧

So this is what people would eat for lunch in France.

所以這就是法國人中午吃的東西

Even that a whole thing

Open your eyes.

張開眼吧

Should we go again?

no, I think I need a bowl to spit this in.

It's good. It's like fish, but

Looks like chicken.

So what do you think it is?

chicken fish?

- You just had frog. -Oh no.

-你剛吃了青蛙 -噢，不

You know what that is right?

你知道那是什麼對吧？

Mmm hmm

- What is that? -Frog leg.

-那是什麼？　-青蛙腿

I think I know where it's from.

我想我知道是從哪來的

- Where? - China.

-哪裡？　-中國

This is actually French.

其實是法國

It's everything. I'm gonna eat French

You ready for next thing?

你準備好吃下一道了嗎？

No, my mashed potatoes in yours. [oh], my mashed potatoes

Mm-Hmm use some time to eat

You don't like duck liver?

你不喜歡鴨肝？

That's like a half day [done] quiver [penton] wait

-Wait. What? -That is duck liver pâté.

-等等，什麼？　-那是鴨肝醬

I'm never going to Paris

That is duck liver pâté.

那是鴨肝醬

[French] people are so not Fancy I

Thought there's gonna be like a bowl of ice cream. [let's] play. Let's walk to the fish

This smells like raw tuna fish.

這聞起來像是生鮪魚

No

No, I already taste it. I can visit from we don't have diesel and

How come no everything is goes in French? What do you see on that cheese? Uh?

I dont know garlic

It's mold.

那是黴

or the French out of their mind [I]

Hope that's not wine

Kid's in France, drink a little bit of wine.

法國的孩子，會喝一點紅酒

A little bit of wine, I want less fine. It's [ok]

Is it [ok]?

You know my mom she said I could never have wine until I'm 21, so I

Look at the [walk]. Don't get kid drunk

and I'm ready to go because I'm crazy ah

Wine is actually good

What do you think of kids drinking wine in France?

你覺得法國的小孩可以喝紅酒這件事如何？

It's fine promise me. You'll never tell mommy

Do you feel a lil drunk?

你會覺得有點醉嗎？

no, but I'm going to

this is cool

umm, Could You put the cam out so they cant see the alcohol