Oh what is this? It looks like dirt!

這什麼鬼!! 長得好像…泥巴!!

What's that? I don't know what it is.

這是什麼?我沒看過這東西

Do you eat it?

這能吃嗎?

It looks like Oreo, mushed Oreo.

好像是OREO…OREO碎片

Is it something related to blueberries?

這是藍莓之類的東西嗎?

It smells disgusting.

聞起來好噁喔

Smells like fish.

聞起來像魚

It does smell like the ocean. Maybe some fish eggs?

有海的味道耶 可能是某種魚卵?

Come on! Is this salmon eggs?

別耍我了 這是鮭魚卵吧?

Wait, caviar?

等等…魚子醬??

I've had normal fish eggs, like

我吃過普通的魚卵 像是

the orange ones, like Nemo.

橘色的那種 像小丑魚尼莫

I don't think I'm going to eat that.

我才不要吃這個咧

Oh! Hell...o there.

噢…你好呀

Oh no! Do I have to try this?

不~ 我一定得吃嗎?

Okay…

好…唄…

I can't do this!

嗚嗚 我無法啦

No, this tastes horrible.

這味道太噁了

Tastes like sadness.

嘗起來像傷心的味道

It tastes like eating another thing's dead body.

吃起來好像某種屍體

It tastes some sort of salty substance.

吃起來像某種鹹鹹的東西

It reminds me of the time I accidentally drink my grandma's pool.

這味道讓我回想起…我喝到奶奶的洗澡水

Like you're tasting orbs.

好像在吃球球

It's definitely fish eggs.

這絕對是魚卵

This is totally fish eggs. Yeah it's yummy.

這一定是魚卵! 對 蠻好吃的

So good. I like it.

好吃耶 我喜歡!

Yuck. What was it?

矮額~這什麼鬼

That is actually caviar.

這其實是魚子醬

What caviar?

那啥呀

Caviar…I think I've heard of that word.

魚子醬…我好像聽過這東西

Wait, isn't…isn't caviar fish eggs?

等等 魚子醬 是魚卵嗎?

Caviar is actually salted fish eggs.

魚子醬其實是有加鹽的魚卵

What? There's fish inside here?

啥~~這裡面有魚嗎?

Oh gosh! Yuck! You made me eat that?

天呀 你給我吃這種東西?

So it is fish eggs!

就說是魚卵吧

Does that mean fish are gonna grow in my belly?

所以魚會在我肚子裡長大嗎?

That's…yeah, I had fish eggs now.

這…嗯 我吃了魚卵

Isn't caviar like really expensive though?

魚子醬不是很貴嗎?

That jar in front of you, how much would you pay for that in a store?

你願意花多少錢買眼前這罐魚子醬?

99 cents

30塊台幣

A dollar or two

30~60塊吧

I would pay zero cents for that.

我一毛錢都不想給

If you say like 10,000 dollars,

如果你說這要台幣30萬的話

I'm just gonna walk out this room.

我就立馬閃人!

The jar we brought out before would cost 150 dollars.

我們花了台幣4500元買這罐

150 dollars!

4500元!!?

For this mess here?

這鬼東西要這麼貴?

Oh…why? It's not good.

為啥~這又不好吃

Is it so hard to get this stuff?

這東西很難找嗎

You must have to find that in like the jungles of Africa or something.

可能非洲雨林裡才有之類的?

I watched this documentary about how they make it. They like

我看過製作魚子醬的紀錄片 他們會

cut the fish open and the eggs will just pour out.

把魚剖開 魚卵就會流出來

It was gross but cool at the same time.

有點噁 不過還蠻酷的

I feel like a king now.

我覺得自己變國王了

I just ate 150 bucks on a cracker.

我把4500元抹在餅乾上 吃了下去

Yes or no should people try caviar?

魚子醬是否值得一試?

Not ever! You're eating

永遠別吃!! 你吃的可是

fish eggs people!

魚 卵 耶!各位

I do not recommend.

絕不推薦

I won't eat this in entire life.

我這輩子都不吃這個

Yes.

推薦

Kids should definitely, definitely try caviar.

小孩一定得試試魚子醬

At your own risk, I would say.

為了你自身安全 我得說

No, don't eat it. It's disgusting! You won't like it.

別吃它 這超噁 你不會喜歡的

Just don't! No.

真的 別吃!

If you're super fancy, I mean

如果你很拜金的話

you should go buy some caviar.

你得去買些魚子醬來吃

No, but I think parent would like this.

不推薦 但我覺得爸媽會喜歡這個

Kids do not want to taste orbs.

小孩才不想吃球球

I just think it's really bad. The crackers good!

但這其實沒那麼糟 餅乾還不錯吃

Can I have another one of those crackers?

可以再來一片餅乾嗎?

Thank you for watching this very very expensive episode of kids vs. food.

謝謝收看這非常昂貴的一集

Please recommend other better food in the comments.

請在下方推薦其他好吃點的食物

Awesome new stuff on this channel all the time.

我們的頻道會持續更新有趣影片

Don't forget to subscribe.

記得訂閱喔

Bye guys…maybe.

掰囉各位葛格 大概啦…