Tell me when you open it.

你掀開來的時候再叫我

(Finebros) You're reacting to...this.

你們對⋯⋯「這個」的反應！

Ewwww!

矮額~

Pudding?

黑布丁？

What is it? Pudding?

這是什麼？黑布丁？

Is it chocolate pudding?

這是巧克力布丁嗎？

Nutella that's weird?

詭異版的能多益？

Is it chocolate?

這是巧克力嗎？

Stale, old chocolate syrup?

放很久的巧克力糖漿？

I've had chocolate, but not this gross, icky stuff.

我吃過巧克力，才沒有那麼黏糊糊的咧

Looks like some sorta jelly filling.

看起來很像某種果凍餡

Seaweed!

海草！

Poop.

便便

It's poop?!

這是便便?!

Oh! Kinda smells like soy sauce.

噢！聞起來像醬油

It smells like some sort of bread.

聞起來有麵包的味道

Bread?

麵包？

It does not smell like Nutella. It smells like fish.

聞起來一點都不像能多益，比較像魚類

It smells like Teriyaki sauce to me.

我覺得聞起來像照燒醬

I don't know what it is!

我不知道這是什麼！

Am I going to eat this?

我得吃這玩意兒嗎？

- (Finebros) Alright! Let's try it. - No!

好，開動囉！（不！）

Alright, oh god. I'm gonna eat these?

好吧。噢天啊，我得吃這個？

A cracker. Okay. Here we go.

有蘇打餅，好，我準備好了

(gasping) Cookies!

餅乾！

Blech!

噁！

Oh. Salty!

噢，好鹹！

Oh, that's really salty.

好鹹噢

(gagging) It's nasty.

好噁心

That has a bad aftertaste.

難吃的餘味

Hmm. I can't eat this stuff.

我吃不下去

Can I just dip my finger in it?

我可以用手指沾一下就好嗎？

Eh!

噁

Ewww!

矮額！

What is that?!

這到底是什麼啊?!

Can I have some water, please?

可以給我水嗎？

Hi! I'm with a fancy cookie!

嗨！我有超棒的餅乾

(whispering) Everybody try this.

快來吃吃看

It's horrible.

太恐怖了

It's kind of tart.

這應該是某種餡料

It's full of salt.

滿滿的鹽味

Tastes like I'm drinking salt.

我好像在喝鹽巴

Like soy sauce, super salt.

跟醬油一樣，超鹹

Weird, and acidy, and gross, and it makes you wanna barf.

超怪、有點酸，然後超噁，噁到會想吐

It looks amazing, tastes terrible.

金玉其外，敗絮其味

Rotten dirt with rats scurrying over it.

老鼠踩過的腐爛泥土

It tastes like someone tried to make food and failed horribly.

吃起來很像某個人做出來的超失敗黑暗料理

- (Finebros) So, it's called Vegemite. - Ugh!

這東西的名字叫「維吉麥」。（噁！）

What is that?

所以那是什麼？

Oh, that's why it tastes so horrible. It's vegetables.

哦，難怪那麼難吃，因為是蔬菜做的

Blegh. It has the word "veggie".

呸，裡面有蔬菜

I all of a sudden hate it.

我突然超討厭這個了

How come it's not green?

為什麼不是綠色的？

I know what veggie means, but I don't know what mite means.

我知道「維吉」有蔬菜的意思，但我不知道這個「麥」是什麼

It's like vegetables that taste like termites.

這是吃起來像蟲蟲的蔬菜

Vegemite! I've heard of that. Don't Australian people eat this?

維吉麥！我聽過這個名字。是不是澳洲人在吃的？

Is this considered good? Is this the Australian Nutella?

聽說他們對這個評價很高？有點像澳洲版的能多益？

(Finebros) So, do you recommend people try Vegemite?

你會推薦別人吃吃看維吉麥嗎？

No, no, no, no, no!

不、不會、絕不會、絕對不會

It's a trap to try and get kids to eat it because it looks like pudding!

這看起來那麼像黑布丁，根本就是要騙小孩吃的陷阱！

I strongly do not like this.

表示：非常不喜歡

I would NOT recommend... because it is gross!

我「不會」推薦別人，因為味道超噁！

No, not really.

不，不太會

I recommend nobody ever tastes it again.

我的推薦是絕對不要嘗試

Nah, don't buy Vegemite. It's pretty gross.

別，不要買維吉麥，很噁心

I ate strange things, but most of the time they were good.

我會吃一些奇怪的東西，但大部分都滿好吃的

This is strange and horrible.

這個則是奇怪又難吃

Don't eat it!

千萬別吃！

You're gonna throw up if you eat it.

你會吐的

(whispering) Never try this again.

千萬不要吃

Thanks for watching Kids Versus Food.

感謝收看小朋友與食物系列影片

Don't forget to leave a comment, letting us know what else we should eat.

請記得留言，讓我們知道下次要嘗試什麼食物

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不要忘記訂閱

and see us eat more nasty stuff, baby!

才可以看到我們吃更多詭異的食物啊，寶貝！

Bye, guys!

拜了大家！

Goodbye!

拜拜！