Name: 男生們還好嗎？｜外貌升級｜肉毒桿菌｜臉骨重塑｜男性超強技巧 (Are Men Ok? - Looksmaxxing | Brotox | Bone Smashing | Man Haxx)
Uploaded: 2026-03-10T17:05:46.000Z
Duration: 5 min 46 s

Give it up for Louis Patubou and the great big Joy Machine.

掌聲歡迎 Louis Patubou 和偉大的 Joy Machine！

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Folks, if you have the Internet, you may have noticed that a lot of men are going through some stuff right now.

各位，如果你有上網，你可能會發現現在很多男生都遇到了一些狀況。

Every day we see more headlines telling us that men are falling behind, feeling lonely, and

每天我們都看到更多新聞標題告訴我們，男生們落後了、感到孤單，

being dragged into something called the manosphere.

還被捲入一個叫做 manosphere 的地方。

The manosphere is a group of masculinity touting influencers, and

manosphere 是一群推崇男性氣概的網紅，

not, as I thought, when you put a bunch of dudes in one of those inflatable hamster balls.

而不是像我原本以為的，把一堆男生塞進那種充氣的滾球裡。

So tonight I wanted to take a moment to ask the question, Are men okay?

所以今晚我想花點時間問一個問題：男生們還好嗎？

One men's trend, or tremend raising some sculpted eyebrows out there, is that men are now embracing aesthetic treatments, sometimes to the extreme, in a trend called looks maxing, which is the maximization of one's appearance.

其中一個引起大家關注的男性趨勢，是男生們現在開始接受醫美療程，有時候甚至有點極端，這個趨勢叫做 looks maxing，也就是最大化自己的外表。

Also what it's called when you get plastic surgery at TJ Maxx.

還有，在 TJ Maxx 診所做整形手術，也被稱為 looks maxing。

Looks maxing may include everything from moisturizing to a cosmetic surgery, with tech bros getting facelifts and finance bros opting for filler.

Looks maxing 涵蓋從保濕到醫美手術的各種項目，科技業的男性會做臉部拉皮，金融業的男性則會選擇填充物。

With particular importance given to jawlines, eyes and physique.

特別著重在下顎線、眼睛和體格。

It's what women know as getting ready to do anything ever, only to be told, you look tired and you're tired, you look a little tired.

這就像是女生們為了任何事做準備，結果卻被告知「你看起來很累，而且你就是很累，你看起來有點累」。

而 looks maxing 只是比較溫和的項目。

Some resort to more extreme fixes known as hard maxing, which includes the use of extra strength Botox called Brotox, which is the same as traditional Botox but at a higher dosage to account for men's thicker skin and stronger facial muscles.

有些人會採取更極端的修復方式，稱為 hard maxing，其中包含使用一種額外強度的 Botox，稱為 Brotox，它跟傳統 Botox 一樣，但劑量更高，以應對男性較厚的皮膚和較強的臉部肌肉。

And instead of a needle, it's administered via tranq dart.

而且不是用針頭，而是用鎮定劑飛鏢施打。

Now, if their max still isn't hard enough, some undergo a procedure that relaxes scrotal muscles, making testicles appear larger and smooths out wrinkles, called scrotox.

現在，如果他們的極致外表還是不夠「硬」，有些人會接受一種讓陰囊肌肉放鬆的療程，讓睪丸看起來更大，並撫平皺紋，稱為 scrotox。

Be advised, as with Botox, it does affect your scrotum's ability to look surprised, Like a water balloon.

請注意，就像 Botox 一樣，這也會影響你陰囊看起來驚訝的能力，就像水球一樣。

Some max hardeners are even doing something called bone smashing, which involves using hammers to break bones in the face to look more masculine.

有些硬漢甚至會做一種叫做 bone smashing 的事，也就是用錘子敲碎臉部骨頭，讓臉部看起來更男性化。

I guess it's predictable that men want a cosmetic treatment that starts at Home Depot.

我猜這並不令人意外，男性想要一種從 Home Depot 開始的醫美療程。

So why are so many undergoing the hammer?

為什麼這麼多人要接受錘子療法？

One expert cites increased professional visibility through social media, high definition photography, and something called zoom face.

有專家歸因於社群媒體、高畫質攝影，以及一種叫做「zoom face」的現象，讓專業形象能見度提高。

Zoom face is when you feel self conscious seeing yourself in online meetings.

Zoom face 就是你在線上會議看到自己時，會感到不自在。

So you crank touch up my appearance so far, you end up looking like a yassified moon.

所以你把自己的外表調到最好，結果看起來像個 yassified 月亮。

So it seems like men are trying to fill a hole in their heart in ways that are unhealthy but which they're attracted to because they seem hyper masculine.

所以看來，男性試圖用不健康的方式來填補內心的空虛，但因為這些方式看起來極度男性化，所以他們被吸引了。

Which is why I want to let real men in on some self improvement secrets that only true hard boys know.

這也是為什麼我想讓真正的男人知道一些只有真正的 hard boys 才懂的自我提升祕訣。

So snort a rail of whey protein and meet me at the man camera.

所以就來一劑 whey protein，然後 man camera 見。

Now that all the softos are gone, I can tell you about the most effective paths to personal growth that still sound hardcore with my man axe with two Xs.

現在 softos 都走了，我可以跟你們說一些最有效的個人成長方法，這些方法聽起來都很硬派，就像我的 man axe 一樣，有兩個 X。

The next time you feel tempted to break your own face to be a man, instead try taking a ball peen to your pride through something called active listening.

下次你想為了當男人而毀了自己的臉時，試試看透過主動傾聽，用 ball peen 敲打你的自尊。

If you like bone smashing hammers, just wait till you learn to use figurative hammers to build a foundation of trust with your partner.

如果你喜歡 bone smashing hammers，那就等著學會用比喻的錘子，跟你的伴侶建立信任基礎吧。

That foundation levels you up to something I call emotion chugging.

這個基礎會讓你升級到我稱之為 emotion chugging 的境界。

那時候你就會開始感受到憤怒。

But examine the source of that anger, which is usually fear that you're covering.

但要檢視那份憤怒的來源，通常是你掩蓋的恐懼。

Then do a keg stand of communication with your significant other.

然後跟你的另一半來一場溝通的 keg stand。

Instead of yelling because they touched your guitar, you don't feel cherished.

與其因為他們碰了你的吉他而大吼大叫，讓你覺得不被珍惜。

Once a week you can sit down with a trained mental health professional for a session of something I call brain thunder.

每週一次，你可以跟受過訓練的心理健康專業人士坐下來，進行一場我稱為 brain thunder 的療程。

50 straight minutes of making your feelings your bitch so powerful your eyeballs will wet themselves out of respect.

連續 50 分鐘，讓你的感受乖乖聽話，強大到你的眼珠子都會因為尊敬而流淚。

Follow these hacks and you'll be man maxed to your most.

照著這些 hacks 做，你就能 man maxed 到極致。

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take this bone smashing hammer and build shelves for the food co op.

現在我要用這支 bone smashing 槌子去幫食物合作社組裝架子了。

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