Name: 「你以為這是阿拉丁嗎？」：滯留杜拜的喜劇演員 on 美國撤離行動 (‘You think this is Aladdin?’: Comedian stuck in Dubai on US evacuation)
Uploaded: 2026-03-05T16:32:52.000Z
Duration: 13 min 3 s

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The airports are closed, the airspace is closed.

Some hopeful news for the thousands of Americans stuck in the Middle East.

關於數千名滯留中東的美國人，有一些令人振奮的消息。

The State Department says a charter flight full of US Citizens has left the region tonight, adding that more flights are on the way.

國務院表示，今晚有一架載滿美國公民的包機已離開該地區，並補充說還有更多班機在途中。

This comes just days after Americans were urged to leave the Middle east immediately.

這是在敦促美國人立即離開中東的幾天後傳來的消息。

Those Americans who need help getting out have been advised to call the 247 State Department hotline at 1202-501-4444.

那些需要幫助離開的美國人，已被告知撥打國務院 247 熱線 1202-501-4444。

But as recently as yesterday, people calling that number heard this message telling them, well, you're on your own.

但就在昨天，撥打該號碼的人聽到了這個訊息，告訴他們，嗯，你們自求多福。

If you are calling about the crisis in the Middle east, please press 1.

如果您是打電話詢問中東危機，請按 1。

Please do not rely on the US government for assisted departure or evacuation at this time.

在此時，請不要依賴美國政府協助離境或撤離。

There are currently no United States evacuation points.

Now, to be clear, that message has since been changed, and

現在，要說清楚的是，該訊息自此已被更改，

Americans in need of help are still advised to call that number.

而需要幫助的美國人仍被建議撥打該號碼。

But the incident has only added to the anxiety of those people who are still stuck overseas.

但這起事件只讓那些仍滯留海外的人們更加焦慮。

My next guest, though, is turning to levity to try to get through it all.

不過，我下一位的來賓，正試圖以輕鬆的心情來度過這一切。

America just put out a statement that if you're an American in the Middle east, you need to leave now, asap.

美國剛發布聲明，表示在中東的美國人，現在必須立刻離開，越快越好。

Tell me, please, how am I supposed to leave, huh?

You want me to hop on a magic carpet and get back home?

你是希望我騎著魔法飛毯回家嗎？

No, honestly, if I could do a magic carpet, I leave.

不，說真的，如果我能騎魔法飛毯，我就走了。

If you have information, which you might tell me how to turn this carpet and I'll.

如果你有的話，請告訴我怎麼啟動這塊地毯，然後我就能...

Bad comedian Nasser El Reyes joins me now from Dubai.

爛喜劇演員 Nasser El Reyes 現在從杜拜加入我。

Nasser, I mean, you have been in Dubai for over a week.

Nasser，我是說，你已經在杜拜待一個多星期了。

I understand you go there every year during Ramadan to visit family and friends.

我知道你每年齋戒月都會去那裡探望家人朋友。

But can you tell me at what point did it become clear that you wouldn't be able to leave?

但你能告訴我，是什麼時候開始，你發現自己沒辦法離開了？

It was very clear around, like, 4, 4pm Saturday, that when I heard the first explosion in the air, I was like, I called my mom.

大概是週六下午四點左右吧，當我聽到第一聲爆炸聲時，我就跟我媽說了。

And she was not happy to hear that, to say the least.

她聽了當然很不高興，這話說得保守了。

We've kind of walked through this journey with you.

我們跟你一起走過了這段旅程。

You actually recorded your experience calling that hotline just yesterday.

你昨天甚至錄下了你打電話給那個熱線的經驗。

Do you know what happened when I called the number?

你知道我打電話給那個號碼時發生了什麼事嗎？

If you're calling about the crisis in the Middle east, please press 1 1, not press 2.

如果您是關於中東危機打來的，請按 1 1，不是按 2。

目前請不要依賴美國政府協助離境或撤離。

Please continue to check the embassy's website for updated information.

請持續關注大使館網站以獲取最新資訊。

Am I in a Hunger Games movie now and I didn't choose to be in it?

我現在是在演飢餓遊戲電影嗎，而且我還沒選擇要演？

I mean, I have to smile because the way you present it makes me do it, I gotta tell you.

我的意思是，我得笑，因為你講的方式讓我不得不笑，我得跟你說。

But I take it you're not thrilled with how they have handled this.

但我猜你對他們處理這件事的方式並不滿意。

I mean, have you been able to get in contact with them since?

你的意思是，你之後有辦法聯絡到他們嗎？

Honestly, after hearing that message once, the trauma that you get and the gaslight feelings you have, you kind of just don't want to pick up the phone ever again.

說真的，聽過那段訊息一次之後，你得到的創傷和被煤氣燈操控的感覺，讓你根本不想再接電話了。

I used to have some stress and anxiety from the explosions and the interceptions out here over the head, but

我以前會因為爆炸聲和頭頂上的攔截物感到壓力跟焦慮，但

now I have more stress and anxiety towards how the US Government really is not caring about American citizens.

現在我對美國政府根本不在乎美國公民這件事感到更大的壓力跟焦慮。

當你...的時候，感覺並不好受。

When you call the hotline, it says you're on your own.

你打熱線電話，它會說你只能靠自己。

And so I'm not sure what to do at this point.

所以我現在真的不知道該怎麼辦。

My mom is calling me almost every two hours, wanting me to come back home.

我媽幾乎每兩個小時就打電話給我，要我回家。

I'm safe, which is the most important thing.

I mean, I know that we're learning that charter flights, facilitated by the US they have begun evacuating citizens.

我的意思是，我知道我們正在學習，美國政府協助的包機已經開始撤離公民。

The State Department says there are more on their way, but

國務院說還有更多飛機在路上，但是

they wouldn't commit or comment on when these flights would take off, citing, of course, security concerns.

他們沒有承諾或評論這些飛機會在什麼時候起飛，當然是基於安全考量。

Have you been given any indication on a timeline or any kind of timeline of how soon you might be able to return home?

有沒有人跟你說大概什麼時候，或者任何關於你什麼時候能回家的時間表？

If you've heard something, please, Laura, let me know, because I have heard nothing.

如果你有聽到什麼消息，拜託，Laura，讓我知道，因為我什麼都沒聽到。

And the situation at this point is that I watched the news and I'm being gaslit by the press secretary of the United States saying it's my fault that I'm in this situation, when honestly, the actions of the government put me in this situation.

現在的情況是，我看新聞，美國總統的發言人說這是我的錯，害我變成這樣，但說實話，是政府的行為讓我陷入這種困境。

And now there's no information at all about when the.

而且現在完全沒有任何關於何時會有班機的消息。

I'm consistently looking on Twitter or X whatever they call it, to see if there's information, but

我一直都在看 Twitter，或是他們現在叫的 X，看看有沒有什麼消息，但

there's not anything that I've heard so far.

到目前為止我還沒聽到任何東西。

我想我訂了，大概，六趟飛機，

they've all gotten canceled around four hours before I get to the airport.

結果在我到機場前四小時，全部都被取消了。

And so I'm not really sure what to do, but I'm doing fine.

所以我也不是很確定該怎麼辦，但我過得還不錯。

It shows that if a man wanted to, he would, even during a war.

這證明瞭如果一個男人想做，就算在戰爭期間他也會去做。

So I'm enjoying my time as much as possible.

I love that you can find this silver lining because I can imagine how stressful and scary it has been for so many people who are still stuck.

我喜歡妳能找到這線索，因為我能想像對許多還被困住的人來說，這有多麼令人壓力又害怕。

But of course, you are doing what you do best and finding humor.

但當然，妳正做著妳最擅長的事，尋找幽默。

How have you been able to find the humor in these moments?

妳是怎麼能在這些時刻找到幽默的呢？

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