Name: 曾經的求職第一平台「LinkedIn」為何淪落至今？(How LinkedIn Became The CRINGIEST Professional Platform)
Uploaded: 2025-06-04T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 3 min 30 s

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LinkedIn is the only place where someone can say, "I won my first match of Fortnite," and somehow get 20,000 likes because they turned it into a story about perseverance in the face of hardships and exploiting opportunities.

只有在 LinkedIn 上，才會有人說「我贏得了《要塞英雄》的第一場比賽」並因此獲得 2 萬個讚，因為他們把這句話變成了一個關於在困難面前堅持不懈和利用機會的故事。

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It's like a corporate version of Instagram, but everyone's flexing about PowerPoint presentations and projects they made after blindly following a 12-hour YouTube video over the course of six months.

它就像是 Instagram 的企業版，但每個人都在展示他們在六個月內盲目跟隨 12 小時的 YouTube 影片後製作的 PowerPoint 簡報和專案。

When LinkedIn first launched back in 2003, it was just a straight laced platform for professionals to find jobs,

LinkedIn 於 2003 年首次推出時，只是一個供專業人士尋找工作的直接平臺，

connect with colleagues and maybe humble brag about being proficient in Microsoft Office.

與同事交流，或許還可以謙虛地吹噓自己精通 Microsoft Office。

It was a digital resume with a social layer.

這是一份帶有社交層的數位履歷。

Useful, maybe a little boring, but functional.

有用，也許有點無聊，但很實用。

Around 2018, LinkedIn took a hard left turn, a straight into weird territory.

2018 年前後，LinkedIn 急轉直下，直入怪圈。

Suddenly people were treating it like Facebook for suits.

突然間，人們把它當成了西裝革履的 Facebook。

Instead of job postings and professional updates, your feed got flooded with oddly emotional confessionals and personal diary entries masquerading as leadership lessons.

你的訊息串中充斥的不是招聘資訊和專業更新，而是古怪的情感自白和偽裝成領導力課程的個人日記。

You'd see posts like, "I failed my first interview, then I failed five more, but on the sixth, I got hired to refill the vending machine."

你會看到這樣的文貼：「我的第一次面試失敗了，然後又失敗了五次，但第六次，我被錄用去給自動販賣機補貨了」。

And that's when I learned resilience is everything.

從那時起，我就知道了韌性就是一切。

At first, it was just one or two of these posts.

起初，只有一兩個這樣的貼文。

But now it's like an endless scroll of emotional trauma repackaged as content marketing.

但現在，它就像一卷無休止的情感創傷長卷，被重新包裝成內容行銷。

This is the age of performative professionalism where everyone is turning the most mundane life event into a corporate TED talk.

這是一個表演專業主義的時代。每個人都在把最平凡的生活事件變成企業的 TED 演講。

Spilled coffee. That's not just a mess, that's an opportunity to teach about adaptability.

咖啡打翻了，這不僅僅是一團糟，更是一個教授適應能力的機會。

Got stuck in traffic. That's a metaphor for patience in agile workflows.

堵在路上，比喻在敏捷工作流程中要有耐心。

It's like everyone is trying to become a personal brand while also sounding like a life coach for HR interns.

就好像每個人都在努力成為一個個人品牌，同時又像一個人力資源實習生的人生導師。

And don't even get me started on the weird inspirational memes.

別跟我提那些奇怪的勵志迷因。

Half your feed is people crying at their desks with captions like, "Sometimes leadership is about knowing when to cry in the break room and when to cry in the server room."

你的版面中有一半是人們在辦公桌前哭泣，標題是『有時候，領導力就是要知道什麼時候該在休息室哭泣，什麼時候該在機房哭泣。』

Like, bro, come on. Don't you cringe when you read this before posting it?

兄弟，拜託，你在發文前讀到這篇文章時難道不會感到害怕嗎？

Then there's the rise of the LinkedIn influencers.

These are the people who write 10-slide carousels titled things like, "How I negotiated a seven-figure salary using just eye contact and a vision board," and end every post with, "Let's connect."

這些人寫了 10 張投影片，標題是「我是如何只用眼神交流和願景板就談成七位數薪水的」，並在每篇文章的結尾寫道：「讓我們聯繫吧。」

Some guy posts a photo of a brick wall and says, "This is what rejection feels like, but I kept building," and now he's got 10,000 followers and a podcast about hustle culture.

有些人貼出了一張磚牆的照片，然後說：「這就是被拒絕的感覺，但我一直在努力。」現在，他有了 10,000 名粉絲，還開了一個關於喧囂文化的播客。

LinkedIn isn't pushing actual job listings or well thought out technical articles.

LinkedIn 並不推送實際的招聘資訊或經過深思熟慮的技術文章。

It's boosting posts that get comments and reactions, especially emotional ones.

這是對那些獲得評論和反應，尤其是情感評論和反應的貼文的鼓勵。

That's why crying in an elevator while holding a Starbucks cup gets more traction than an actual resume tip or market analysis.

這就是為什麼拿著星巴克杯子在電梯裡哭泣比實際的履歷提示或市場分析更有吸引力。

It's not a professional network anymore, it's emotional clickbait in a suit.

它不再是一個專業網絡，而是穿著西裝的情感點擊廣告。

So yeah, next time you log into LinkedIn, just remember, it's not about networking, it's about who can turn their breakfast into a business strategy.

所以，下次登錄 LinkedIn 時，請記住，這不是關於人脈，而是關於誰能把早餐變成商業戰略。

And if you haven't posted a photo of yourself staring pensively into the distance with a caption about leadership in the face of cereal shortages, are you even trying?

如果你還沒有貼出一張自己凝視遠方的照片，並配上「面對穀物短缺的領導力」的標題，你真的有在努力嗎？

But if you really want to boost your career, but without the added cringe, why don't you check Code Crafters?

但是，如果你真的想提升自己的職業生涯，但又不想增加畏難情緒，為什麼不試試 Code Crafters 呢？

Their platform gives you access to unique projects that will help you stand out from the competition without the clown shoes and nose.

他們的平臺為你提供獨特的專案，幫助你在沒有小丑鞋和鼻子的情況下從競爭中脫穎而出。

Want to build an HTTP or DNS server from scratch?

想從頭開始構建 HTTP 或 DNS 服務器？

Want to learn how interpreted languages like Lox work?

想了解 Lox 等解釋型語言是如何運作的嗎？

Why not build your own interpreter then, hell, you can even craft your own version of Git.

那為什麼不創建自己的解釋器呢，你甚至可以創建自己的 Git 版本。

All while others are still struggling to center that annoying div in their to-do app.

而其他人卻還在為待辦事項應用程式中那個惱人的 div 居中而苦惱。

You can start some projects free of charge, and if you use my link in the description, you can get yourself a whopping 40% off, so hurry up.

你可以免費開始一些專案，如果你在說明欄中使用我的連結，還可以享受高達 40% 的折扣，所以請加快腳步。

Thank you for watching and don't forget to share and subscribe to become a fellow code head.

感謝收看，別忘了分享和訂閱，成為同道中人。

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