Welcome to FNAF 6. That's right.

嚇到你了吧 喔拜託 才剛開始而已

This is actually a pre-alpha of Dark Souls 4, everyone. Uh, last time I didn't get scared at all.

歡迎來到佛驚的第六集 沒錯

It's almost like the game isn't scary, but everyone in the comment was like. Oh, you don't play in the dark

這其實是黑暗靈魂的試玩版 各位

That's why it wasn't scary, oh okay, all right

上次 我幾乎沒嚇到! 就像這遊戲根本不恐怖一樣!

I'll turn off the light that's fine okay, and I'm not doing it because I like to eat shit

但是大家都留言 "喔 因為你沒關燈玩才覺得不可怕!"

I'm doing it because it's so goddamn hot okay. This light...

喔好吧 那我就關燈吧!

I cannot record for more than 40 fucking minutes until I can't fucking breathe

無所謂 好嗎? 我才不是因為 我想吃大便才這樣做

Because I can't install an AC in this goddamn office

是因為這裡面他媽太熱了

Multi-millionaire goddamnit can't even get an A/C installed I got the guy come here. He's like

有這盞燈 我沒辦法忍受這熱度錄影超過40分鐘

Why don't you just get a fan all right? Well?

直到我吸不到空氣為止

I got a fan, okay

因為我沒辦法在這辦公室 安裝冷氣!!

But I still can't fucking breathe

這個百萬富翁竟然連冷氣都沒有

Because of the goddamn light let's play a level two of this one the living room looks a little hard

我請一個人來看 他竟然說"你幹嘛不吹電風扇?"

Okay, sure. Sure it's a little hard. Sure, buddy. Oh

我吹電風扇了好嗎? 但我還是沒辦法呼吸!

"Is someone there?" I'm here. "If anyone can hear me, please respond immediately." ma nama jeff!!!

因為這該死的燈!

Ohh cool Okay, so I got to defend myself in here this time

我們來完第二關 客廳 "喔有點難"

That's cool. Maybe I should listen to the instructions, actually. Alright so what do we got? We got a couple options, right?

沒問題 當然有點難 好喔兄弟

I should probably just restart because I need to actually know how to play the game to beat it. Let the games begin!

我在這

Alright, It's paused. So I don't know how to unpause it. It doesn't... how do I unpause this, huh?

我是JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFF

Okay, there we go. Alright, so...

喔 酷 所以這次我要自己保護自己

So this is their feed, okay.

很酷

soooooo, uhhh

也許我該聽指示才對

What I'm looking at here, oh

呃 好喔 所以我們有什麼? 應該有幾個動作吧?

That's really cool. I'm seeing through their eyes, their little nose and everything. So this is Foxy and Freddy here?

我應該重來一次 因為我要破就要知道怎麼破

Oh, that's easy. Alright, so

遊戲開始吧

Foxy is Gonna make r- okay, okay, okay. Then Freddie's gonna be like "Oh fam. Hell ya man"

所以這是暫停的 我不知道要怎麼暫停

there

我要怎麼不讓他暫停呢?

Alright alright. It's not the sound of like over here... Hello? Hello?

喔好了可以了 好喔 所以

We're fine. We're fine everybody all right. That's good, so

所以這是他們的腳 好喔

Are they just walking circles in my house, or shouldn't I hear them?

所以...我們在看什麼地方?

I'm very confused

喔這好酷喔! 我是從他們的眼睛看出去 還有小鼻子

They're in there, okay. That's the door isn't it

只有霍斯和佛萊迪嗎?

They both arrived to a door right now at the same time. I think they are my side doors.

喔簡單嘛 好喔所以

Oh shit [JUMPSCARE]

霍斯要來...好喔好喔好喔

Okay, well what?

然後佛萊迪要來說嗨 喔媽呀

Each animatronic always go through a specific to work try and identify and remember where they come from?

就是 好喔 聽起來是這邊

But they came both at the same goddamn fucking time. Where do you hide? There's nowhere to hide.

有人嗎? 有人嗎? 我們沒事 各位我們沒事

Where do I hide in the fireplace? Do I kill myself like what, fam?

好喔 好的 所以...

Why would I pause the footage?

它們是在我房子裡走動還是?

*gasp*

我應該會聽到他們的聲音嗎?

I get it. I pause them not the footage, but why?

我非常困惑

Interesting. Really interesting gameplay

所以在...好那是一扇門是吧?

It's a fucking rhythm game. I swear to God, this is like a rhythm game, like, it's like-

他們都在同一時間到達門口

Okay, so he's about to enter that door

我想那是我的側門

So let's pause a lot here so that Foxy that can get a head start

喔靠

Okay, so now he's in there. We're gonna hide here. I don't know

好喔 什麼?

[JUMPSCARE]

每個機械玩偶都會通過同一扇門 試著分辨它們然後記住它

Okay, that that didn't really work at all [laugh] okay, so let's let foxy come first

但是他們該死的同一時間冒出來

And I'm guessing like bonnie or some shits going to come through the main door

你要躲哪裡? 沒有地方可以躲!

We need to offset their sync or whatever

我要躲哪? 躲火爐嗎? 自殺嗎? 你要我怎樣?

What is he doing..? Okay

我為什麼要暫停影像?

Okay

(恍然大悟)

[RAPID CLICKING SOUND]

我懂了 我是暫停他們 不是影像

Okay, the fox is about to come where do we hide then let's just see if we can just hide here see if that works

但是為什麼呢? 很有趣 很有趣的遊戲

I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know, what am I supposed to tell you mate? I don't fucking know

這是該死的節奏遊戲 我發誓這就像節奏遊戲

Hey, fam. How you doing, buddy? Don't... don't kill me

就像是...

How you doing, buddy?

好所以他準備從這扇門進來

You're looking good. All right. See you later. It worked. Okay cool. So we have Freddy now.

那我們就暫停久一點 霍斯就可以領先很多進來

Don't know what happens to foxy to be honest. He's about to walk in the door

好所以他來了 我們要躲這裡嗎? 我不知道

Well, just we'll just be chillin here by the God damn fucking light

好喔 沒什麼屁用 呃呵!

Listen I would just take the bookshelf hide behind the bookshelf. Hey, buddy. I'm right here right here. Love your hat hello

那我們就讓霍斯先來

Hello. I'm nice wow incredible

我猜邦尼之類的會從大門進來

You just check out a tank on the horse with a rocket life incredible

我們得重新排列他們的順序之類的

Alright, now what?

他在幹嘛?

Alright were back at foxy fam. They're both sort of reset, okay. We'll pause foxy. Oh

好

What was that sound by the way?

好 喔

Ah God, I have to look at other stuff.

好所以霍斯要出來了

Ah, that's not good is it?

那我們要躲哪裡? 來看看這裡能不能躲?

Ah Fuck. I'm sure it's fine

看看有沒有用

I'm sure it's fine. Let's er one, two, three, four,

我不知道 我什麼都不知道

five.

我該說什麼? 我什麼都不知道

Okay, and I'm sure that was up alright. Are you going to are you going to fuck me or what's happening here?

嘿夥計 你好嗎? 不要殺我

I don't get it

你好嗎?

Where do you hide if it comes through there, okay? Oh, God go fu- go go...

你看起來很帥 好喔有用! 很好 酷

Hey, fam. How you doing? Looking good man, looking good as always man. Alright, get the fuck out.

現在換佛萊迪

Ahhh?

說實話我不知道霍斯怎麼了

Oh god!

他準備要進來了

[JUMPSCARE!]

我們就 在這休息 在該死的燈旁邊

I was like should I just hide or go. Fuck, I don't know about this one. This is not scary

聽著 要是我就躲書櫃 躲在書櫃後面

I mean the game is kind of comfortable. You're just sitting on a couch

嘿兄弟 我在這裡! 在這裡! 我愛你的帽子!

It's pretty nice man; not every day you get to do the privilege of that, man.

哈囉! 哈囉! 我在這裡!

Alright is Foxy coming through soon?

哇 真不敢相信

All right, he's coming through now

他就用那種態度 騎在馬上 看其他坦克車

It's interesting though. It is kind of cool. All right. Let's look at Freddy. How is he doing?

不可置信

My man Freddy the fingering fucker

好喔 然後呢?

Alright, so he's coming now. I'm just gonna be like "Fam. I'm chilling..."

好喔我們回到霍斯夥計 他們都有點重來了 那我們暫停霍斯

"relaxing, maxing, all cool"

那是什麼聲音?

relaxing Maxon, oh

喔天 我還要查看別的東西嗎?

Hello? oh shit!

喔 那不妙是吧?

Hello?!? Oh, shit

阿管他的 我確定沒事啦

(Freddy: Where are you go? ;) i want hug you!)

我確定沒事 我們來數 1 2 3 4 5

[BURP] (Freddy: Ewww)

我確定這樣就 那你是要來搞我還是怎麼? 我不懂

If the weird that I just want Chica to come in and fuck me. That's all I want

如果他從那裡出來要躲哪?

Is this weird that I just want Chica to come in and fuck me. That's all I want you know.

喔天 喔霍 快快快快

Mr. foxy is at it again, back at it again

嘿夥計 怎麼樣? 你看起來不錯 不錯 就像平常一樣

So we here Mr. Fam here. Go through here, and he's like "ahh, fuck you"

好了滾開

I'm fuckin but I don't know what to do when he comes

呃...

I really don't know maybe you need to stand by one of the doors

噢天

Okay, so it seems we need to pause, my man.

我剛就想我要坐下還是直接躲 去你的我搞不懂這關

Just cool it for a minute fam.

這不恐怖 我是說遊戲蠻舒服的 你只是坐在沙發上

Fox's coming through

挺不錯的 你可不是每天都有這種優惠阿

We'll go here

好喔霍斯要出來了沒?

This is great, having a great, having a great time

好了他要出來了

Freddie should be coming by soon.

蠻有趣的 是真的蠻酷的 我們來看看佛萊迪

Oh God. He's really close. I don't know how close until he actually comes out

我的夥伴 那位手*的佛萊迪臭小子

But I'm guessing I have to hide by the bookshelf. This is a little awkward. I think it's gonna come through any second fuck

好他要來了 我就像 夥計 我只是在放空

Fuck I fucked up

放空 閒晃 沒事

You're gonna have to leave really quick because I have other guests coming soon, okay?

有人嗎?!

Cool okay, so I think this guy's right. Yeah, okay, so we'll go here now. Isn't that right? I said that's right

喔靠

Oh, wow. I sure hope no one comes in here. How fucking close do you need to get?. Oh my lord

*嗝*

That guy wants to suck my balls

我只想要積卡衝進來搞我這樣很奇怪嗎? 我只想要這樣

Hey welcome to the Fam

霍斯先生又來了 又來了

Squad Fam all right. He doesn't want to be part of a squad fam.

所以我們聽到這位先生 在這裡面 想說"阿去你的"

I'm gonna have to look at foxy right now cuz ah "AH ZABENYA"

我不知道他進來的話怎麼辦 真的不知道 也許站在某一扇門旁邊

Ha ha ha okay. I may have fucked up the timing just a tiny little bit. It's hard

好看來我們要暫停我的夥伴

There's so many of them fuck man alright actually let's pause Freddy as much as possible

夥伴你冷靜一下下

Okay

好 霍斯要來了

Just as much as we can

我們走這邊

Okay, now we have to go though

太棒了 真是個美好時

She's really slow at getting up the couch. I'm thinking I'm an extremely

真是個美好時光

Overweight Youtuber who's stuck in a maze with some; read too much FNAF fanfiction and here I am.

佛萊迪應該快出來了

Here I am baby

喔天 他很靠近了 我不知道他多久才會冒出來

Sound, seen, deliver - let's have a look at my man, Freddy fam.

但我猜我要躲在書櫃旁邊

Now let's pause foxy as much as possible

有點尷尬喔

Okay, it's like an and one two a three four five six seven eight nine ten!

我想他隨時都會衝出來 幹

Okay! I'm going, I'm going, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Blah blah, [incomprehensible noises]

幹我搞砸了

Oh, we're fine, oh shit dog

你得快走 因為我還有其他客人要來 好嗎?

It's a really cool idea this one, but it doesn't really have the horror effect

所以我想這傢伙應該在 好喔 所以 我們現在來這邊

I'm gonna have to pause him as much one two. Oh, God that does not sound good. How close are we looking here?

沒錯吧? 沒錯吧!?

Okay, not too bad. We'll pause him some more.

喔 哇 我確定沒人會衝進來!

Was Freddy doing spread it at the corner. That's not good

你要靠多近啊? 喔 我的媽呀

Ah, fuck I er, I completely missed the timing on this one. Listen fam, shut up like I don't have time

那傢伙 想吸我的蛋蛋....(笑)

Geez okay, he's gonna let me just check on him

嘿 歡迎來加入我們啊 全家們 好吧 他不想加入我們

Okay, we're fine. We're fine. We're fine. Alright fam. You're welcome.

好喔 我現在要來看霍斯 不然他會

Oh god it, he just went closer didn't he.

阿阿阿阿阿阿阿 (獅子王主題曲)

Alright, I need you to leave right away cuz like I have business to attend. Thank you fam. Now. I do believe oh, God

阿 欸!

hahaha

好吧 我也許有點打亂了節奏 也只有一點點

I'm not good at these games. Okay? I'm really not come on

很難欸 他們有好多隻

Come on. I can do this

天殺的 好吧 我們來盡可能地把佛萊迪暫停越久越好

I know I can I'm the best horror gamer on YouTube as everyone knows just look how scared

可以嗎?

I am don't you feel the fear that I'm feeling because wow

盡可能的暫停

just wow.

好我們要站起來了

Ah, we're fine, we're fine, oh God we gotta go we gotta fucking go, man.

這女的站起來速度超慢 我想我大概是個非常

Hey, you wanna s-, you wanna $5 sucky man, come on man.

極度肥胖的YouTuber

Okay, let's look here. It's all clear math Fam

卡在一個佛驚粉絲過度幻想的迷宮裡

Easy this is easy

我來了 我來了寶貝

I never played a game so easy in my goddamn life easy peasy titty squeezy as I always say it's my catchphrase

聽起來 像...我們來看看我的夥伴

Everyone knows me about it

佛萊迪夥伴

Hey, Freddie, you wanna fuck-a? You wanna fuck-a in a sock-a? Come on Freddie, come on boy.

現在盡可能暫停霍斯

Right here my ass. Look at it

好吧這看起來不妙

Very nice, I know

1 2 345678910 我要走了

How you doing fam? How we doing here fam? All right you you say well, you will stay away from for a while

抱歉抱歉 拉拉拉拉

Yeah, okay. I don't want to get fucked by you, man. all right Foxy, I'm gunna let you Cock-sy my...

勒拉勒拉勒拉勒拉

Come on. Ah Fuck. It's moving closer. Isn't he?

喔 我們沒事 噢! 嚇死我了

Woah! Oh, I got fucked! Where did you come from? OH! CHICAFUCKINGMACIA CHICAFUCKINGMACIA CHICAFUCKINGMACIA CHICAFUCKINGMACIA

這關很酷 但是沒什麼恐怖效果

(Pewd Rages)

我要來暫停它 1 2 喔天 聽起來不太妙

Fuck this fucking piece of fucking shit fuck you fuck everyone and so fucking done

現在離多近了?