Hey, Hi.

嘿！ 嗨

Two minutes. Thank you.

兩分鐘稍等。謝謝

Hi, good afternoon. Sorry about that.

嗨！午安，不好意思

Hi, nice to meet you.

嗨，很高興見到你

Nice to meet you as well.

我也很高興見到你

Have you ever done one of these interviews over the camera before?

你已經有過用視訊面試的經驗嗎？

No.

沒有

Let me tell you a little bit about the job to get started with.

讓我從告訴你一點工作內容開始

It's not just a job, it's sort of, probably the most important job.

它不是一種工作，也算是，或許是最重要的工作

The title we have going right now is 'Director of Operations'.

我們現在在徵才的職位是「營運總監」

But it's really kind of so much more than that.

但其實比營運總監還要多很多

Responsibilities and requirements are, are really quite extensive.

責任和要求實在是蠻廣的

First category for the requirements would be mobility.

第一個要求就是要有行動力

This job requires that you must be able to work standing up most or really all of the time.

這個工作職缺必須要幾乎無時無刻站著工作

Constantly on your feet, constantly bending over, constantly exerting yourself, a high level of stamina.

不停地走路、不停地彎腰、不停地把自己保持在精力充沛的狀態

Ur, ur...

哦......

Okay.

好

That's a lot.

還真多呀

For how many, like, for how many hours?

多少，大概是多少小時呢？

A hundred and thirty five hours to unlimited hours a week.

一周135小時到無上限

It's basically 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

基本上就是一天24小時，一個禮拜7天

I'm sure you'll have a chance from time to time to maybe just sit down here and there, yeah?

我想你應該偶爾會有時間可以坐一下吧，對吧?

Ur, you mean like a break?

哦，你是指休息時間嗎?

Yeah.

是的

No. There are no breaks available.

不，沒有空可以休息

Is that, is that even legal?

這、這合法嗎?

Yeah, of course. Yeah.

是，當然呀

Okay.

好吧

So like, no lunch?

所以像，也沒午餐？

You can have lunch, but only when the associate is done eating their lunch.

你可以吃午餐，但是要先等同事們吃完

I think that's a little intense.

我覺得這好像有點過頭了

No. That's crazy.

不！太瘋狂了吧

Now, this position requires excellent negotiation and interpersonal skills.

現在，這個職缺需要有優秀的協調與人際交往技巧的能力

We're really looking for someone that might have a degree in medicine, in finance, and the culinary arts.

我們的對象應該要有醫藥、財務以及廚藝等相關學位

You must be able to wear several hats.

你一定要可以身兼多職

The associate needs constant attention.

你的同事需要你不斷地關心

Sometimes they have to stay up with an associate throughout the night.

有時候他們也要和同事一起熬夜到天亮

... being able to work in a chaotic environment...

也要能夠在一團亂的環境中工作

If you, if you had a life, we'd ask you to sort of give that life up.

如果你，如果你有愜意的生活，我們會請你要放棄你的生活

No vacations. In fact, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and holidays, the work load is gonna go up.

沒有假期。事實上，感恩節、聖誕節、新年和其他假日的時候，工作量更是大增

And we demand that.

我們強烈要求這點

With, with a happy disposition.

要保持快樂的性情

That's almost cruel.

這根本就太殘忍了

That's almost a... a very very sick twisted joke.

這根本是一個、一個有病而且變態的玩笑

I worry about when there's time to sleep or...

但是什麼時候有時間可以睡覺或...

Oh, no time to sleep.

哦！沒有時間可以睡覺

Yeah, all, all-encompassing almost.

對，那就是什麼都包了呀

That's exactly right.

沒錯！

- 365 days a year? - Yes.

- 一年365天? - 是的

No. That's, that's inhumane.

不！這、這真是不人道

That's, that's very insane.

那、那也太瘋狂了

The meaningful connections that you make, and the...

你創造的那些具有意義的連結，和...

the feeling that you get from really helping your associate are immeasurable.

你幫助同事獲得的成就感是無法衡量的

Also, let's cover the salary.

而且，我們來談談薪資的部分

The position is gonna pay absolutely nothing.

這個職位一毛錢都不會拿到

Excuse me?

請再說一次？

No!

不！

- Nobody's doing that for free. You're crazy. - Yeah, pro bono.

- 才沒有人會這樣做白工。你瘋了呀　 - 是的，就是做公益

Completely for free.

完全無償

No!

不！

What if I told you there's someone actually, currently holds this position right now.

那如果我告訴你其實現在是有真的人在做這樣的工作

Billions of people, actually.

其實有數十億的人

Who?

誰？

Moms.

母親們

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- 真的 - 是

Moms.

母親們

That's awesome.

真是太棒了

- And they meet every requirement, don't they? - Oh, wow!

- 而且她們都達到了所有的標準，不是嗎？ - 哦！哇！

Oh my God, moms are the best.

我的天呀，媽媽是最好的

Yes! No pay, they're 24 hours, they're always there.

真的，無償，24 小時待命

Now I'm thinking about my mom.

我現在突然想起我的媽媽

Yeah, and what are you thinking about her?

是嗎？ 你想到關於她的什麼？

I'm thinking about all those nights and everything.

我在回想那每一夜和她做的所有事

Thank you so much for everything you do.

感謝你所做的每一件事

I know it doesn't seem like I appreciate all of it, but I definitely do.

我知道看起來好像我一點也不感激，但我真的很感激

So, mama, I want to say "Thank you" for everything that you've done.

所以，媽媽，我想要說「謝謝」您所做的所有事情

I love you very much. You've been there through thick and thin.

我超愛您的，您不論風雨的陪伴著我

My mom is just awesome, she's awesome.

我媽真的超棒的，她超棒！