Name: 脫口秀演員嘲諷「暴怒」川普的關稅損失 | Have I Got News For You (Comedians poke fun at ‘enraged’ Trump’s tariff loss | Have I Got News For You)
Uploaded: 2026-02-22T23:05:20.000Z
Duration: 8 min 6 s

Michael Jordan, welcome to a very special All Black Black History Month panel episode of the show.

Michael Jordan，歡迎來到一個非常特別的 All Black Black History Month 節目專題討論。

Time for the biggest stories of the week.

是時候來看看本週最重大的新聞了。

大家就說，不行，你不能這樣。

The story is the Supreme Court struck down Trump's sweeping tariffs up, ending a central plank of his economic agenda.

故事是這樣的，最高法院駁回了川普總統的廣泛關稅，終結了他經濟議程的核心支柱。

He was hosting a breakfast with governors when he got the news.

他當時正在和州長們吃早餐，就收到了這個消息。

Apparently, the breakfast had been going well.

據說，早餐原本進行得很順利。

He started ranting about the decision, not only calling it a disgrace, but

他開始對這項裁決大發雷霆，不僅稱其為恥辱，還

started attacking the courts, at one point saying, these effing courts, but using the actual language there.

開始攻擊法院，有一次說，這些該死的法院，但他說的是髒話。

We know that President Trump does use expletives on quite often.

我們知道川普總統經常使用髒話。

And our effing president addressed the news from the White House aquarium this afternoon.

而我們該死的總統今天下午在白宮水族館就這則新聞發表了談話。

Is he on American Idol in reference to having the tariffs getting slapped down by scotus.

他是在美國偶像節目裡，暗指關稅被 scotus 推翻。

I'm ashamed of certain members of the court, absolutely ashamed for not having the courage to do what's right for our country.

我對法院裡的某些成員感到羞恥，真的為他們沒有勇氣為我們的國家做對的事感到羞恥。

They're very unpatriotic and disloyal to our Constitution.

他們非常不愛國，對我們的憲法不忠誠。

It's my opinion that the court has been swayed by foreign interests and a political movement that is far smaller than people would ever think.

我認為法院受到了外國利益和一個比人們想像中要小得多的政治運動的影響。

What part of the decision was President Trump most angry about?

川普總統對判決的哪個部分最生氣？

They didn't mention Melania, the movie, probably, that he has to go through Congress.

他們沒有提到梅蘭妮亞，電影，可能還有他必須通過國會的事。

He was so offended that he would have to do that.

他覺得必須這麼做，非常不高興。

President Trump was mad that the decision limits a lot of his powers.

川普總統對判決限制了他的許多權力感到生氣。

Here's how he described it to show you how ridiculous the opinion is.

這裡是他怎麼形容的，讓你們看看這個判決有多荒謬。

However, the court said that I'm not allowed to charge even one dollar.

不過，法院說我連一塊錢都不能收。

I would have used one penny, but we don't make the pennies anymore.

我本來想用一分錢，但我們現在不生產一分錢了。

I can do anything I want, but I can't charge $1.

我什麼都能做，但就是不能收一塊錢。

You ever seen them furniture commercials in the 80s where the dude be like, they say, I can't do it, but

你有看過 80 年代的傢俱廣告嗎？那個男的會說，他們說我做不到，但是

come on down and I'm gonna charge you for a dollar.

Also in front of the American Idol aquarium, our president made a big announcement during this briefing.

在美國偶像水族館前，我們總統也在這次簡報中做了一個大宣佈。

In the briefing, Trump announced defiantly, we're going to do more tariffs than ever before.

在簡報中，川普總統挑釁地宣佈，我們要實施比以往更多的關稅。

Today, I will sign an order to impose a 10% global tariff under section 122, over and above our normal tariffs.

今天，我將簽署一道命令，根據第 122 條，在我們正常關稅之上，再加徵 10% 的全球關稅。

Why do you think he feels so sad and betrayed by the Supreme Court?

你覺得他為什麼會覺得如此悲傷，並且被最高法院背叛？

He thought he owned the Supreme Court, and to be honest, I thought he owned the Supreme Court.

他以為他擁有最高法院，說實話，我也以為他擁有最高法院。

Turns out he doesn't totally own the Supreme Court, and that's good news.

結果他並沒有完全擁有最高法院，這反而是個好消息。

Yeah, I feel like this is the one that they give you, like the Supreme Court just gives the American people to throw you off the scent.

對啊，我覺得這就像是最高法院給美國人民的一個東西，讓你轉移注意力。

Oh, no, we always care, but give them tariffs.

哦，不，我們一直都很關心，但給他們關稅。

I think part of why Trump felt so betrayed is because, according to him, he had tried to be so nice to the court.

我認為川普感到如此被背叛，部分原因是因為，據他說，他已經試圖對法院很好。

I wanted to be very well behaved because I wanted to do anything.

我想表現得很好，因為我想做任何事。

I didn't want to do anything that would affect the decision of the court, because I understand the court.

我不想做任何影響法院判決的事，因為我瞭解法院。

I understand how they are very easily swayed.

他是不是在經歷《皮諾丘》的結局？

He's just like, I've been a good boy, and now I'll be a real boy.

他就好像說，我一直都很乖，現在我要變成真人了。

Let's just say that the Supreme Court has decided you cannot collect tariffs, but

我們就說，最高法院已經決定你不能收取關稅，但是

up until that decision, you have been collecting tariffs.

在那項決定出來之前，你一直在收取關稅。

Does he have to give the money back, please?

他是不是必須把錢還回去，拜託？

Which retail giant is part of a lawsuit to recoup their lost tariff money?

哪家零售巨頭捲入了一場訴訟，要追回他們損失的關稅款項？

It feels like you're doing that, Montgomery.

A bunch of companies have already joined a lawsuit to get their money back, including Costco, Revlon, Bumblebee Tuna, and

很多公司都已經加入訴訟，要討回他們的錢，包括 Costco、Revlon、Bumblebee Tuna，還有

Oh, I ain't no Bumblebee Tuna had that gangster in them.

喔，我沒想到 Bumblebee Tuna 裡面有那麼講義氣的。

The irony of it is that Costco is the one place where you can get tuna and a Kawasaki.

諷刺的是，Costco 是唯一一個地方，你可以在那裡買到鮪魚和 Kawasaki。

You really think about the tariff situation, and

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