Name: 華爾街譴責川普質疑鮑爾！ ICE大軍再增援明州！ 恐怖動物犯罪事件！ (Wall Street Scolds Trump Over Powell Charges | More ICE Goons Headed To MN | Animal Crime Spree)
Uploaded: 2026-02-15T17:25:39.000Z
Duration: 10 min 53 s

Welcome, everybody in here, out there, and all around the world to the Late Show.

各位在場、在外以及全世界的觀眾，歡迎來到 Late Show！

我是你們的主持人，史蒂芬·柯爾伯。

Folks, it's one thing I gotta tell you, we've had a rough ride, but

各位，有件事我必須告訴大家，我們經歷了一段艱辛的旅程，但是

it's one thing when the Trump administration comes after our rights or comes after our ideals.

當川普政府來侵犯我們的權利或理念時，那是一回事。

But now he's coming after something we care about, our money.

但現在，他竟然來動我們在乎的東西，我們的錢。

Make no mistake, our money is under attack thanks to the Trump administration's malicious prosecution of Fed chair and Keebler elf at the funeral for Snap, Crackle and Pop Jerome Powell.

別懷疑，我們的錢正遭受攻擊，這都要怪川普政府惡意起訴聯邦準備理事會主席，也是脆脆、爆爆、跳跳的喪禮上的 Keebler 精靈——傑羅姆·鮑爾。

The Fed was established specifically to be an independent agency outside of political pressure.

聯邦準備理事會的成立宗旨，就是成為一個獨立機構，不受政治壓力影響。

That's what keeps the entire global financial system from collapsing and all of us going back to bartering with bales of indigo and little bags of toddler teeth.

這就是我們整個全球金融體系不至於崩潰，也不至於回到用藍靛草束和小孩牙齒小袋子物物交換的原因。

Even White House insiders are worried that further threats to the Fed chief's job security could spook the bond market.

就連白宮內部人士都擔心，如果繼續威脅聯準會主席的工作，可能會嚇壞債券市場。

Yeah, and I totally understand why the bond folks are not bonding with this idea.

對啊，我完全理解為什麼債券相關人士都不喜歡這個主意。

Because as an adult male in a suit, I know it's not good for the Dow points.

因為身為一個穿西裝的成年男性，我知道這對道瓊點數不利。

Are not enough of the dowlings of the moist dowlets.

Now, a lot of people aren't happy about this.

The Wall Street Journal's editorial board even wrote picking a fight with the Fed and the bond market over an issue that voters will find confusing and irrelevant is Lawfare for Dummies.

《華爾街日報》的社論委員會甚至寫道，因為一個選民會覺得困惑且無關緊要的問題，而跟聯準會和債券市場槓上，根本是法律戰入門。

Lawfare for Dummies, of course, a required class if you go to law school at Notre Dam.

法律戰入門，當然，如果你在諾特丹法學院就讀，這是必修課。

The Journal went on to say there's dumb and then there's the criminal subpoena federal prosecutors delivered Friday to Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell.

《華爾街日報》接著說，有笨蛋，然後還有聯邦檢察官週五發給聯邦準備理事會主席傑羅姆鮑爾的刑事傳票。

There has not been a newspaper burn that sick since New York Times powerful investigation into why your mama so fat.

沒有一家報紙曾有過如此令人作嘔的報導，就像《紐約時報》對你媽媽為什麼這麼胖進行的強大調查一樣。

消息人士稱，她整天就坐在家裡。

Now the White House is claiming that in bringing this legal action Against Powell, Washington D.C. 's U.S.

現在白宮聲稱，華盛頓特區的美國檢察官珍妮皮羅在對鮑爾提起法律訴訟時，擅自行動。

Last night, Pirro tweeted that her investigation is not a threat and that the word indictment has come out of Mr.

昨晚，皮羅在推特上表示，她的調查並非威脅，而且「起訴」這個詞是鮑爾先生說的。

This is turning into a real he said, she slurred.

We now turn to our friends out in Minneapolis who are still reeling from last week's shooting by an ICE agent of Renee Good, which is just the latest and most horrifying abuse of that great city by Homeland Security.

現在我們來看看明尼亞波利斯的夥伴們，他們還在為上週 ICE 探員射殺 Renee Good 的事件回神，這只是國土安全部對這座偉大城市最新、最駭人的濫權行徑。

Right now, there are more than 2,000 federal immigration agents in Minnesota.

目前明尼蘇達州有超過兩千名聯邦移民探員。

And Trump is planning to send around a thousand more.

Has anyone told him that they don't have oil because the best he's going to get is 50 million barrels of cream of mushroom soup.

有人告訴他那裡沒有石油嗎？他最多隻能拿到五千萬桶的奶油蘑菇湯。

If you've been on social media, you've seen all the terrible activities these officers have been up to.

如果你常滑社群媒體，一定看過這些官員有多離譜的行為。

Pulling people from vehicles, raiding homes and schools, both threatening and then delivering violence.

他們把人從車裡拖出來，闖進民宅和學校，又威脅又動手。

But on the bright side, you may also have seen this.

不過話說回來，你可能也看過這個。

An ICE officer running onto the sidewalk and then boom, Boom.

一名 ICE 官員衝到人行道上，然後砰，砰。

You fell down and bonked your big fat butt.

你跌倒了，屁股重重地撞到地。

In order to justify the unjustifiable gunning down of an American citizen in her car, the Trump administration is trying to smear Renee Goode's family.

為了合理化槍殺美國公民的行為，川普政府正試圖抹黑 Renee Goode 的家人。

Now, reportedly, senior Justice Department officials have pressed for a criminal investigation into Good's widow, which today prompted both six federal prosecutors in Minnesota to resign and the resignation of five senior prosecutors in the Criminal section, Civil Rights division.

據報導，司法部高層官員已施壓要求對 Good 的遺孀展開刑事調查，這導致明尼蘇達州的六名聯邦檢察官今天辭職，以及民權部門刑事組的五名資深檢察官辭職。

But this story, this story is so awful that even their principled stand doesn't make me feel better.

但這個故事，這個故事太糟糕了，即使他們堅守原則的立場也無法讓我感覺好一點。

And I'm not sure if there's anything that could helps a little.

我也不確定有沒有什麼能稍微幫上忙。

And now the North Star State is joining up with Illinois to sue the Trump administration over their ICE deployments, saying they violated state sovereignty under the 10th Amendment.

現在，北極星州正與伊利諾州聯手，就其 ICE 部隊的部署起訴川普政府，聲稱他們違反了憲法第十修正案所保障的州主權。

I believe the 10th Amendment is the one that says if you use the first nine amendments, you get a free sub.

我相信第十修正案是那個說如果你用了前九項修正案，你就可以免費得到一個潛艇的修正案。

Trump heard about these lawsuits and went completely nut.

川普聽說了這些訴訟，氣炸了。

Posting a long rant starting with do the people of Minnesota really want to live in a community in which there are thousands of already convicted murderers, Murderers, drug dealers and addicts.

他發表了一篇長篇大論，開頭寫著明尼蘇達州的人們真的想生活在一個有數千名已定罪的殺人犯、毒販和癮君子社區嗎？

It's called the Mall of America and I'll have you know, I'll have you know it has three separate lids, not counting the lids at Macy's.

那個叫做美國購物中心，而且我跟你說，我跟你說，它有三個獨立的屋頂，不包括梅西百貨的屋頂。

He then doubled down on his ICE surge ending fear not.

他接著又加碼說，他結束 ICE 搜捕行動的恐懼，別擔心。

Great, people of Minnesota, the day of reckoning and retribution is coming.

太好了，明尼蘇達州的人們，審判和報應的日子就要來臨了。

Kind of a weird, weird tonal shift to start with fear not and end with day of reckoning and retribution.

這真是個奇怪、奇怪的語氣轉變，開頭是別擔心，結尾卻是審判和報應的日子。

哦，你知道那聲音代表什麼嗎？

Yesterday I told you about the simian crisis in the Midwest where as many as four but certainly more than one monkeys are on the loose in St.

昨天我跟你們說了中西部猴子危機，有四隻，但肯定不止一隻猴子在聖路易斯脫韁。

And because this story is not about Donald Trump, I'm going to talk about it for as many as four, but

因為這個故事不是關於唐納·川普的，我會講它講四集，但

Now, that sound means that this monkey emergency comes with a side of goat.

現在，那個聲音代表這個猴子緊急事件還伴隨著一隻山羊。

Because authorities in Missouri say the multiple monkeys on the loose in St.

因為密蘇裡州當局說，在聖路易斯脫韁的多隻猴子，現在加入了一隻脫韁的山羊。

Louis have been joined by a wayward goat.

路易斯已經加入了一隻脫韁的山羊。

猴子跟山羊，或是塵埃、或是雜物。

Either way, you're renting a rug shampooer.

不管是哪種，你都得租一臺地毯清潔機。

But the efforts to find these creatures have been complicated by a whole lot of AI slop that's being posted.

不過，尋找這些動物的努力，卻因為到處都是的 AI 廢料而變得複雜。

According to authorities, people are posting AI generated pictures and videos to social media claiming to have found the animals.

根據當局說法，人們在社群媒體上發布 AI 生成的圖片和影片，聲稱找到了這些動物。

And the AI is so realistic, the authorities don't know whether the monkeys have been captured already.

而且 AI 太逼真了，讓當局不知道猴子是不是已經被抓到了。

Like this one, where the monkeys and the goat smoke cigarettes in front of a deli.

就像這張，猴子跟山羊在熟食店前抽菸。

Not only are they confusing the monkey catchers, they're encouraging young monkeys to smoke.

他們不只讓抓猴子的單位搞不清楚狀況，還鼓勵年輕的猴子抽菸。

Which reminds me, monkeys, I know your goat friends say it's cool, but smoking kills.

說到這個，猴子們，我知道你們的山羊朋友說抽菸很酷，但抽菸會死人喔。

Unless you're wearing a little tuxedo, riding around on a tricycle, then it's hilarious.

除非你穿著小燕尾服，騎著三輪車，那樣就很好笑。

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