Name: 反叛者投票結束停擺，但共和黨一無所獲 | 川普體育場 | 橢圓辦公室裡的瞌睡蟲 (Dem Defectors Vote To End Shutdown, Get Nothing From GOP | Trump Stadium | Asleep In The Oval Office)
Uploaded: 2025-11-17T16:51:31.000Z
Duration: 13 min

I don't know if you've seen the newspapers today.

不知道大家今天有沒有看到報紙。

It looks like the government shutdown is coming to an end.

Our long national nightmare is different.

我們漫長的國家夢魘很不一樣。

It is the longest shutdown in U.S. history.

這是美國史上最長的關閉紀錄。

Democrats have been holding the line demanding Republicans compromise to keep Affordable Care act subsidies available for millions of Americans.

民主黨一直堅持要求共和黨妥協，以維持數百萬美國人能獲得平價醫療法案的補助金。

Well, last night, eight Democratic senators voted with Republicans to fund the government through January without any Affordable Care act guarantees.

嗯，昨晚，八位民主黨參議員與共和黨一起投票，在沒有任何平價醫療法案保證的情況下，資助政府直到一月。

So yes, yes, the shutdown may have been long and painful for millions of Americans, but

所以，是的，是的，這次政府關閉對數百萬美國人來說可能漫長又痛苦，但

而且我們知道為什麼屁用沒有。

But these Democratic defectors did get one concession.

但這些民主黨叛變者確實得到了一個讓步。

Senate Majority Leader John Thune promised them a vote on the ACA in December because that's when people get down to serious work.

參議院多數黨領袖 John Thune 向他們保證，十二月將就 ACA 進行投票，因為那時候大家才會認真工作。

Half of that is spent doing a mandatory office door decorating contest.

其中一半的時間都花在一個強制性的辦公室門裝飾比賽上。

或者我該說，歡迎來到極地特快車。

No surprise, the vast majority of Democrats do not want this.

毫不意外，絕大多數民主黨員都不想要這樣。

None of those eight Senate Democrats are up for reelection next year.

那八位參議院民主黨員，沒有人在明年要尋求連任。

And two have announced they are retiring from the Senate.

其中有兩位已經宣佈要從參議院退休了。

What a disappointing way to end your career.

這是多麼令人失望的結束職業生涯的方式啊。

Reminds me of when Journey released their last single, We Stopped Believin.

這讓我想起 Journey 發行他們最後一首單曲，"We Stopped Believin" 的時候。

One of the Democrats who crumbled like a granola bar in your backpack is New Hampshire senator and the joker's prize, Jean Shaheen.

其中一位像揹包裡的格蘭諾拉麥片一樣崩潰的民主黨人，是新罕布夏州的參議員，也是個小丑的獎品，Jean Shaheen。

She said, when I talk to my constituents in New Hampshire, you know what they say to me?

她說，當我跟我在新罕布夏州的選民講話時，你知道他們跟我說什麼嗎？

Are they upside down us or are we upside down them?

他們是把我們顛倒過來，還是我們把他們顛倒過來？

She continued, they say, why can't you all just work together to address the problems that are facing this country?

她接著說，他們說，你們為什麼不能好好合作，來解決這個國家面臨的問題？

Cuz the country is being run by insane people.

My constituents want to know why we can't work with the meth addled chimps who broke into the cockpit and are now flying the plane.

我的選民想知道，為什麼我們不能跟那些吸食安非他命的猴子合作，他們闖進駕駛艙，現在還在開飛機。

Some of their ideas are reasonable, although admittedly some are bananas.

他們的一些想法還算合理，雖然承認有些很瘋狂。

This weekend, while airports were in utter chaos and thousands without food benefits across America, Trump showed sensitive leadership and attended his second extravagant party at Mar a Lago in a week.

這個週末，機場大亂，數千人沒有食物補助金，川普卻展現了敏感的領導力，一週內在海湖莊園參加了他的第二場奢華派對。

拜託，總統先生，看清楚狀況。

I'm sorry, I forgot who I was talking to.

找個人幫你總結一下現場狀況。

The party, The party was co hosted by the Conservative Political Action Conference or Spatchcock.

這個派對，這個派對是由保守派政治行動會議（CPAC）或稱 Spatchcock 共同舉辦的。

The esteemed guests included far right British politician Nigel Farage, disgraced butter junkie Paula Deen, and

尊貴的賓客包括極右派英國政治人物 Nigel Farage、聲名狼藉的奶油成癮者 Paula Deen，以及

I think it's pretty incredible that Sorbo found the time considering production.

我覺得 Sorbo 竟然還有時間來，考慮到他還有製作要忙。

《大力士》是 26 年前才推出的。

來的賓客們，這個有趣的節目，讓我們看到了《戰士公主》影星。

Guests were treated to some entertainment, including this opera singer.

賓客們還享受到了一些娛樂表演，包括這位歌劇演唱家。

Okay, she has a lovely voice, but does Mar a Lago have a mandatory bare midriff policy?

好的，她聲音很動聽，但 Mar-a-Lago 有規定一定要露肚臍嗎？

今晚我們要來個濕 T 恤歌劇表演。

Okay, gentlemen, get out your singles because they're dancing the G string Nutcracker.

好了，各位先生，把你們的零錢準備好，因為他們要跳《胡桃鉗》的 G 弦舞。

I'm gonna tuck Mr. Washington right into the old sugar plums.

我要把華盛頓先生，塞進那舊糖梅仙子裡。

Speaking of pure Maga elegance, there were also two ladies in flag swimsuits doing synchronized swimming to Lee Greenwood.

說到純粹的 Maga 風格，還有兩位女士穿著國旗泳衣，對著 Lee Greenwood 的歌跳起了水上芭蕾。

If tomorrow all the things were gone I worked for all my life and I had to start again with just my children and my wife.

如果明天我一生努力的一切都消失了，我必須和我的孩子們還有妻子重新開始。

You know, hearing that song also makes me want to dive into the water, but

說真的，聽到那首歌也讓我想跳進水裡，但

only after I first filled my pockets with rocks.

Not to nitpick, but there are only two of them.

不是要挑剔，但她們只有兩個人。

Two is really the bare minimum for synchronized swimmin.

兩個人真的是水上芭蕾的最低人數了。

And I'm told we have Kevin Sorbo's review.

我聽說我們有 Kevin Sorbo 的評論。

This party makes it seem like it's really easy to get into Mar A Lago.

這個派對搞得好像進 Mar A Lago 很容易一樣。

As long as your talent shows some skin and is vaguely patriotic.

只要你的才藝能展露一點肌膚，又有點愛國精神就行。

Now, please welcome Tina, who's going to take off her top and eat a flag.

現在，請歡迎 Tina，她要脫掉上衣吃國旗。

Of course, after two ladies, same time, swimming, Trump's second favorite sport would be football.

當然，在兩位女士同時游泳之後，川普第二喜歡的運動就是美式足球了。

And over the weekend, we learned Trump wants the Washington Commander's new D.C. stadium named for him.

而且週末我們得知川普希望華盛頓指揮官隊的新華盛頓特區球場以他的名字命名。

You name things after people once they're out of office.

人們通常會在離職後才用他們的名字命名事物。

Mr. Gorbachev, give big Ron Ron an airport.

戈巴契夫先生，給羅恩羅恩一個機場。

The White House says there have been communications with the commander's ownership group to express Trump's desire to have the stadium bear his name.

白宮表示，已與球隊老闆團體聯繫，表達川普希望球場能以他的名字命名。

And his press secretary basically confirmed it, saying, that would be a beautiful name.

他的新聞祕書基本上也證實了這一點，說這會是一個很棒的名字。

After all, everyone knows that Trump is a lovely portmanteau of the words tremendous and dump.

畢竟，大家都知道 Trump 是 tremendous 和 dump 這兩個詞結合起來的絕佳組合。

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