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  • This week's Music Monday is the Crazy Edition

  • With Bran New Kiss' 3:30 AM.

  • Isn't is 0330?

  • I don't really know. No one's really said it yet.

  • Maybe it's like "0 3 30 hundred hours"

  • CANNOT COMPUTE CANNOT COMPUTER

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  • So, first off, I said this before in the past,

  • I'm not really into ballads. But I do have to say

  • the piano part for the song is really catchy and extremely pretty

  • But the music video: it really, really confused us.

  • We actually had to watch it three or four times

  • before we could actually grasp the plot,

  • and even now I'm not to sure if we know fully what's happening.

  • So here's our guess: the video starts with a guy getting stuck

  • in a rainstorm but then running under and awning

  • and meeting the love of his life there.

  • Oh! Hey!

  • You're all wet!

  • Yeah, caught in the rain.

  • Here, take this.

  • Thank you! That's so nice of you.

  • Umm...?

  • FANTASTIC ELASTIC FANTASTIC ELASTIC!

  • Uhh, these are underwear.

  • So do you wanna go for a coffee?

  • Wait...NOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • It probably wasn't underwear.

  • Anyways, afterwards he goes to a coffee shop

  • with his love connection while all of his grumpy stalker friends

  • are grumpily stalking in the background.

  • Then he goes to a studio and starts playing the piano with her

  • while his lurking friends are still stalking

  • Now, don't they have anything better to do?

  • I mean, I've heard about being a third wheel,

  • but these guys are like the 7th wheel, come on now!

  • And there's even that one member of the band

  • who stares at him while he's sleeping.

  • Creepy!

  • Anyways, so all of his grumpy stalking friends

  • have gathered into one room to watch him talk on the phone

  • And then suddenly one of them...he can't take it no more!

  • He storms over to his happy friend

  • and he hangs up the phone call. That jerk!

  • But wait! The plot thickens...

  • That's when we learn the truth about why his friends are grumpy stalkers,

  • It turns out this guy is Captain Crazy pants

  • Going out to a coffee shop? Make it a solo espresso

  • BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND

  • You wanna play the piano?

  • You're playing the solo with your imaginary girlfriend

  • CUZ YOU HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND!

  • Who's that you're talking to on the phone, eh?

  • Is it your girlfriend? What's her name? What's her name?

  • Is it "Dial Tone" BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND

  • So, if you don't have a girlfriend, and you're on the phone,

  • you're probably talking to a dial tone,

  • Get it? Get it? It's a...it's a joke FORGET IT!

  • Anyways, turns out this guy has been imagining his girlfriend

  • this whole time, and his roommate can't take it anymore

  • and decides to intervene.

  • I can totally understand why. I mean, your roommate

  • having an imaginary girlfriend: that's gotta get pretty annoying.

  • Ah! Damn! You're so good at Mario Kart, girl!

  • PROPS!

  • Hahahaha! I love you!

  • Oh. Oh yeah.

  • I'm hoooome. MAX TIME!

  • Hey! Turn off the lights!

  • Baby, I'm so sorry! I didn't think he'd come home so soon,

  • Is that my pillow?

  • What do you think you're talking about?

  • I'm so sick of this! Give this to me!

  • Wait get your hands off of my girlfriend you filthy bastard!

  • Is this drool?

  • How dare you say that about her? NO! DIAL TONE! I'LL CALL YOU!

  • Seriously though: we're a bit confused about how the video wraps up.

  • I mean, we're not sure if his girlfriend actually broke up with him

  • or if she died, but either way your friend has a serious psychological problem

  • if he's imagining this girl with him when he's in public.

  • So, is it just us, or does this video wrap up

  • a little bit too neatly and a little bit too quickly?

  • I mean, the climax of the video is when they confront their friend, right?

  • They're like "dude, you're delusional! This girl doesn't exist!"

  • And everyone breaks down, and they're really really emotional,

  • And then suddenly, everyone starts, like, laughing together

  • and then they go up on the rooftop and they have a singalong.

  • Really? That seems a little bit too convenient for Captain Crazy pants,

  • I mean, you were just imagining a girl two minutes ago on the phone with you.

  • But..but what if...what if there's another possibility?

  • Now, we know that he has no girlfriend, but what if

  • he also has no friends? WHAT IF IT'S ALL A HUGE DELUSIONAL DREAM?

  • Who could be behind this? What mastermind could be some kind of a puppet master to these people?!

  • BUAHAHA! DO YOU KNOW ME? This is Mordney Present!

  • Oh yes! You might have forgotten about me from the last U-Kiss video,

  • But I have been planning my evil return these many, many months.

  • Oh yes! It is me! I am the puppet master!

  • Dance puppet dance! Muahahahaha!

  • Now, come to me my dial tone! Let us be alone toghether!

  • Oh yes! Oh yes that's nice! MAX TIME!

  • [music]

  • Now since this is a ballad, there isn't really like

  • a signature dance move for the song, except they kind of like

  • make fists and bring them into their chest emotionally

  • It's a little bit like JYJ's AYY GIRL but a lot slower.

  • AYYYYYYY GIRRRRRRL

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  • As for the English of the song, we give this a

  • 3 out of 5

  • Now their pronunciation is awesome. We even know that

  • some of them are fluent in English,

  • we're just confused as to why some of the lyrics are so bizarre,

  • like "Why did I turn on this love show?"

  • What does that even mean? How do you turn on a love show?

  • Is this like a TV Show or something? I don't know. I'm confused.

  • And, come on now: Don't deny our R squared Pi

  • You know it, and I know it:

  • this is like the weirdest thing we've heard all year.

  • I mean, don't get me wrong: I understand what he's trying to say,

  • Pi R Squared is the area of a circle,

  • So by saying "Dont deny our area of a circle"

  • He somehow means "don't deny our love"

  • and I understand that it's trying to be poetic,

  • but it's just.....CHEESY!

  • Math equations just don't belong in lyrics.

  • I call this next one, Cosine the Infinity of my Love

  • Give me two sides and the opposite angle from the star

  • That equals Half AB Sin C...into the depths of my heart!

  • Give me a right angle. What have you go to lose?

  • Baby, I'll whip out the length of my hypotenuse.

  • Thank you.

  • See what I mean? It makes for bad poetry.

  • But it's good math.

  • So as for the math of the song, we give this a 5 out of 5

  • Last week we asked you What's the Best Way to get Vengeance on a cheater?

  • By playing playful pranks in 4Minute's Heart to Heart,

  • or by FIRE MURDERRRRRRRRR in 2NE1's "Go Away"

  • And the winner was: 2NE1's Fire Murder.

  • Wow. You people are crazy. But surely you won't want to

  • murder someone via fire, right? Guys? Guys?

  • Anyways. I think Fire Murder is a pretty great name

  • for a heavy metal band if you ask me

  • WE ARE FIRE MURDER BRRRRR RRRBLAAA!

  • For this week's Crazy Edition we ask you

  • who has totally lost their freaking mind.

  • Dong-Ho in "0330" or Kan Mi Yeon in "Going Crazy"

  • Leave your votes in the comments, OR IN OUR FACEBOOK POLL,

  • and we'll announce the winners next week.

  • Also, thanks to everyone who requested U-Kiss this week:

  • If there's a song you want to see for Kpop Music Monday,

  • Head over to http://www.eatyourkimchi.com/requests

  • and tell us who we should do a video for

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