that I want more than the boy I like to kiss me. This doesn't mean you have to come right

但沒什麼比得到真愛之吻更重要的了。不是要妳直接衝上前對他說

out and do that, kiss me you fool. I mean, really, with a gun to my head I wouldn't do

「還不親我~傻瓜！」說真的，就算拿槍頂著我的頭也絕不這麼做

that. So, if you want a guy to lock lips with you, you can send a series of subtle, nonverbal

如果想被男人緊吻雙唇，妳可以發出一連串曖昧不明的肢體訊號

cues that will get the job done.

幫助妳計謀得逞

First and foremost, eye contact. Girls, I know, believe me I know this is so hard. It's

最重要的一點：眼神交流。女孩們！請相信我知道這很困難

hard even at this age. At your age it's hard too. You want to tilt your chin down and look

即使是我這個年紀也一樣。在妳們的年紀更不用說。妳要微傾下巴然後往上看

up. This gesture, biologically, signifies submission like in their weird caveman brains.

從生理學上來說，這個姿勢在他們奇怪的原始腦袋裡象徵服從

This means that you're vulnerable and you're soft and adorable. You're not but whatever.

這代表妳很脆弱、溫柔又惹人憐愛。雖然這不是事實…但誰在乎啊?!

Let them think what they want to think...

給他們想要的

I mean we want to hunt, so we want something...

因為我們像在打獵，所以希望看到一些..

Speaker 1: ...Right...

..沒錯

submissive so it's easier...

順從的舉動..

...right...

..對

...to hunt.

代表獵物能輕易上勾

You can be an incredibly independent career woman. That's great. That is great.

當然實際上妳可以是非常獨立的女強人，這非常好

When it comes to kissing a boy you like you need to take a step back and, you know, be

但談到親吻男人，妳必須退一步

a softer lady.

當個溫柔點的女孩

So, here we go. Hi.

像這樣。嗨！

Hey.

嘿

OK. T.O. You see what I did there? I tilted my chin down. I looked up. I bit

看到我怎麼做了嗎？我的下巴微微下傾，往上看然後輕咬著嘴唇

my lip. I looked at his mouth and his eyes. I didn't linger on any of those areas too

看著他的嘴巴與眼睛，但請不要盯著這些部位太久

long because it's awkward. To be quite honest it's hard to make eye contact with the boy

因為會很尷尬。坦白說跟喜歡的男生長時間眼神接觸很困難

you like for too long. So, if you combine all of these things into one you can lean

簡而言之，技巧就是

back, tilt, look, bite, look, look. And it creates this delicious symphony of sexual

身體往後傾斜、放電、咬下唇、放電..再放電..製造出一種誘人的性感氛圍

tension that he will act upon.

引發男女間的化學反應

Let's try it again.

我們再試一次!

Yeah, so, I mean, this is... science that's like

我是說..科學就像..

Like, yeah, who knows that kind of...

對呀..誰知道那是..

...I know...

...我懂..

...stuff...

..什麼東西

I don't know.

我也不曉得…

It's like I don't know what plants are.

就好像我不太了解植物

Who would know what a plant is?

誰知道植物是做什麼的

Photosynthesis is...

光合作用是指...

..I got into Harvard but I'm totally not going to talk about that right now.

我上了哈佛，但我現在完全不想討論這個

Really?

真的嗎

Yeah

是啊

I got into community college.

我上了社區大學

Which community?

哪一個社區？

Okay. We were communicating through the silent yet unerring language of eye contact. It doesn't

好的，我們剛剛用無聲但準確的眼神在溝通

matter what we were talking about. We could've been talking about the Olympics, Hitler's

聊天內容根本不是重點。我們可以聊奧運、希特勒時期的德國

Germany, broccoli, it doesn't matter. We were communicating right here.

青花菜…都沒關係。重要的是靠眼神交流

So girls, and guys, if you want to really enrapture your audience look in their eyes,

男孩女孩們！如果你想要擄獲另一半請擅用你的雙眼

and I promise you I know this is hard, but the reward is so worth it. Isn't it?

我知道不太容易，但我保證絕對值得一試，對吧?