Name: 柯南與喬丹-施蘭斯基重聚 | 可可團隊 (Conan Reunites With Jordan Schlansky | Team Coco)
Uploaded: 2025-07-23T17:38:44.000Z
Duration: 8 min 47 s

情態副詞

I know I've been gone for a little while and some of you are probably wondering, hey, Conan, where have you been?

我知道我離開了一段時間，你們中的一些人可能想知道，嘿，柯南，你去哪兒了？

Well, frankly, it's none of your concern.

I'm sort of trying to assemble some of the old team, get them together and talk about what's in the future.

我想召集一些老隊員，讓他們聚在一起，談談未來的計劃。

So please welcome a man who still is getting paid despite the fact that my show ended over a year ago and still, as far as I'm concerned, we have no clue as to what he does, Jordan Slansky.

所以，請歡迎喬丹-斯蘭斯基，儘管我的節目一年多前就結束了，但他還在拿錢，而且，就我而言，我們對他的工作還一無所知。

We have not seen each other since the show ended a year ago and I just wanted to know how you're doing.

自從一年前節目結束後，我們就再也沒有見過面，我只想知道你過得怎麼樣。

I am adequately progressing through this period of my life.

在我人生的這個階段，我已經取得了充分的進步。

Okay, so you feel that, optimistic about the future.

好吧，你是這麼覺得的，對未來很樂觀。

No, I know how to protect myself from the various threats that exist.

不，我知道如何保護自己免受各種威脅。

Well, I think that virus wanted nothing to do with you.

我認為病毒不想和你有任何關係。

That virus was laying waste to everyone, children, old people, completely not discriminating and then old COVID came along and was like,

那個病毒對所有人都不放過，孩子、老人，完全不加區分，然後老 COVID 出現了，就像這樣、

總之，很高興你沒有感染 COVID。

I had it because I'm an appealing personality.

我有它是因為我的個性很吸引人。

I wanted to talk to you because in the one year since we ended the late night show on TBS, everywhere I go, I'm besieged by people who say, we miss you and we really miss seeing you in Jordan.

我想和你談談，因為在我們結束在 TBS 的深夜節目後的一年裡，無論我走到哪裡，都會有很多人圍著我說：我們想你，我們真的很想念在約旦見到你。

And I'm saying this as a friend and an employer, you don't look like the Jordan that is in all of the remotes that we did together.

我是以朋友和僱主的身份說的，你不像我們一起拍攝的遙控片中的喬丹。

Now let me tell you why this is important to me.

現在，讓我告訴你們為什麼這對我很重要。

I look amazingly similar to the man that graced television screens starting in 1993.

我和 1993 年開始在電視屏幕上出現的那個人看起來驚人地相似。

I eat soy, soybeans, but I only eat the shell of the soybean.

我吃大豆，大豆，但我只吃大豆的外殼。

Are you aware that the consumption of soy may interfere with your body's estrogen levels and consequently testosterone?

您是否知道食用大豆可能會影響體內的雌激素水準，進而影響睪丸激素？

Have you thought that might compromise your masculinity?

你有沒有想過這可能會損害你的男子氣概？

My point is that I have kept this look going.

我想說的是，我一直保持著這個造型。

It looks like a tarantula is fucking your mouth.

The fact that you now look, I'm gonna guess 75, maybe 80.

事實上，你現在看起來，我猜是75歲，也許80歲。

Hey, and thanks for your work in the Korean conflict.

嘿，感謝你在北韓衝突中的工作。

你真的為我們的國家做出了貢獻。

If you could separate out your head from the rest of your body and weigh your head, you might find that that weighs more than your head weighed, say, 10 years ago.

如果你能把頭從身體的其他部分分離出來，稱一下你的頭的重量，你可能會發現你的頭比 10 年前更重了。

I won't use the word fat, and who's to say that it's a negative thing.

我不會用 "肥胖 "這個詞，誰又能說這是一件壞事呢？

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