Okay, guys, there's tons of unforgettable moments across the past five seasons, and there's no shortage of shit-talking on the ranch.

好了，夥計們，在過去的五季中，有無數令人難忘的時刻，牧場上也不乏狗屁話題。

How the fuck did you hurt your knee roping a steer?

I hurt it fucking your mother the other night.

那天晚上我和你媽媽做愛時弄傷了它。

What happened to yours, you insensitive little fuck?

你的怎麼了，你這個麻木不仁的小混蛋？

He told me to tell you to go fuck yourself.

So we're gonna dive into some of the top five bunkhouse burbs and see which is the hottest, deepest burb.

是以，我們將深入瞭解五大 "雙層公寓 "區，看看哪個區最熱鬧、最深邃。

If you can remember, she actually says...

如果你還記得，她其實是說......

He's a cheating little squirrely-haired little white-mouthed cunt-mother-fucking-faced dick-nose.

他是個騙人的小笨蛋，滿頭白髮，滿嘴都是 "操你媽 "的陰戶臉。

Yeah, this is pretty impressive for a child.

是啊，對於一個孩子來說，這已經很了不起了。

對一個孩子來說，這似乎有點過了。

It has, you know, tannins and notes and other things.

你知道，它有單寧酸、香味和其他東西。

I don't know that we put that in there and we're not supporting that.

我不知道我們是否把它放在那裡，我們也不支持它。

You know, we have a brotherly bond, so our shit-talking's pretty mild.

你知道，我們有兄弟般的情誼，所以我們說的屁話都很溫和。

I say to you, if you tried to stop a horse like that, it would lawn dart you into a cattle trawl.

我告訴你，如果你想阻止這樣一匹馬，它就會用草坪把你拖進牛群裡。

Have you trotted a horse past the mirror lately?

你最近有沒有騎著馬從鏡子前走過？

Because you look like a drunk cat trying to fuck a football.

因為你看起來就像一隻喝醉酒的貓，正試圖和橄欖球做愛。

A drunk cat trying to fuck a football's pretty good.

一隻喝醉酒的貓想和足球上床，這也不錯。

I went to jail, so you're the dumbest motherfucker I've ever met.

我坐過牢 所以你是我見過的最蠢的混蛋

I say you're probably the dumbest motherfucker

That, I think that would definitely say something.

It's almost like cruel words leave an impression.

殘酷的言語幾乎會給人留下深刻的印象。

到目前為止，我們採用的是支架系統。

It's almost like sticks and stones will break my bones, but words leave deeper marks.

這幾乎就像棍棒和石頭會打斷我的骨頭，但文字會留下更深的痕跡。

Will hurt you the most, more than anything.

You've been in the hospital more times than I can count.

你進醫院的次數我都數不清了。

There ain't no such thing as luck, but I sure believe in stooping, because you prove it every fucking day.

沒有運氣這回事，但我相信彎腰，因為你他媽的每天都在證明這一點。

到目前為止，我們已經拿到了四個中的三個。

I think there might be something more interesting.

Maybe there's something that doesn't involve Jimmy.

After that, we have one more cowboy to Jimmy.

之後，我們還有一個牛仔要找吉米。

You ride a horse like a teenager fucks, bouncing up and down, wide-eyed, just telling you you're even doing it at all.

你騎在馬上，就像一個十幾歲的孩子在做愛，上躥下跳，睜大眼睛，只告訴你，你甚至根本沒有在做這件事。

Of all the cruel things that have been said to you in my life, that barely scratches the top 10.

在我一生中對你說過的所有殘忍的話中，這句話勉強能排進前十。

You ain't got sense enough to pour warm piss out of your boot.

你連從靴子裡倒出溫熱的尿液都不夠理智。

Because you look like you've got to take a shit.

Jesus, Jimmy, I didn't know goat fucking paid so well.

天啊，吉米，我不知道山羊的薪水這麼高。

It implied that you could be active one day.

這意味著你有朝一日可能會活躍起來。

It implied that I had had sex at least once.

這意味著我至少有過一次性生活。

這就是我要說的，它是父性的。

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