Name: 誠實的預告片 - 蜘蛛俠：回家的日子 (Honest Trailers - Spider-Man: Homecoming)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:13:16.000Z
Duration: 4 min 47 s

Careful, viewer! My spoiler sense is tingling!

Since 2002, we've had six movies, two reboots, and three Spider-Men

Now just when audiences might be getting a little sick of the franchise, Marvel swoops in to deliver a crowd-pleasing comedy

That's gonna keep Spider-Man in theaters until the fuckin Sun burns out of the sky.

現在 當觀眾開這始對系列感到厭倦

Tobey Maguire couldn't keep it up, Andrew Garfield couldn't get it started

漫威出手帶來一部深受觀眾歡迎的喜劇

But Tom Holland hits the ground swinging in a great reboot that just assumes you're all caught up on the MCU.

Pretty sure this guy's a war criminal now.

but whatever. Complete with a glossed over origin story an

Actor who doesn't have premature old face and a villain who doesn't already have some forced personal connection to Peter- Pan Liz's dad

Witness a brand new take on spider-man. He's a millennial now who can't stay off his phone

Constantly blogs watches himself on YouTube and has zero patience for anything

在這部重啟直接假設觀眾都看過所有電影

He's got all of the usual spider skills plus a powerful new one never facing consequences for his actions

Whether he's getting away with ditching detention

Hey where you going? Get back here quitting on his team?

You can't just quit on a stroll up and be welcome back welcome back Peter

以及沒有一位早熟老臉的演員
和一位與彼得帕克有直接關係的人

Shinsuke ours is bad. It's my car, dumbass

Wrecking a fairy or wrecking his girlfriend's entire life

You can be sure this web slinger will get off with no more than a stern talking-to

You're a good kid and you're a smart kid so just try to keep your head straight. Okay. Okay, don't get out here

請問以下國家使用的標準單位是

Well the older I get the more I relate to Jay Jonah Jameson. These are matters for the entire city

Now prepare for Michael Keaton's third winged creature role as the vulture. He's a blue-collar guy who gets shafted by Stark Industries

常常拍影音日誌 在youtube 上看自己

And instead of filing a lawsuit against a billionaire clearly in the wrong. He'll build a giant bird mech jetpack, huh?

You will be bored stiff when Vulture fights spider-man in bland CGI slugfests

But genuinely scared when he's just being Michael Keaton

Are you scared? I'l bet you're glad that your old pal spider-man showed up in the elevator though

There's a new absentee dad in town Tony Stark Iron Man is back as the drunk rich stepfather

You'd expect him to be who will build you a killer robot suit?

從不面對因為他行動所造成的效果

Activating instant kill send you into battle at 15

Then literally phone in his parents aid until you screw up enough to get his attention. Okay. It's not working out

You just fought your best friend over keeping tabs on superheroes

你不可以丟下我們又期待我們歡迎你歸隊

And you just let your pet superhero run a muck is anyone paying attention to the timeline any more?

This is approaching x-men levels of Sloppy she sends Bishop back in time. No just his consciousness that's all into his younger self

So enjoy another super smash hit who's success was far from guaranteed with two competing studios spotting for control

Six different screenwriters and a director with just two low-budget indies to his name dang

It's like Sony finally cracked the code on how to make the spider verse happen let Marvel do the work

無論你發生什麼事 我都希望你能解決

你可以肯定這個吐絲英雄想全身而退

The disembodied voice of Jennifer Connelly

"you can call me Karen if you would like"

你是個善良又聰明的孩子  所以繼續向前 ok?

vulture or the unexpected virtue of casting Michael Keaton

我想我會越來越想念喬納詹姆森

現在 準備迎接米高基頓第三個有翼生物的角色

他是個被史塔克企業搞掉的藍領階段

與其對這位明顯有錯的百萬富翁採取法律行動

Bold move putting a set piece in an elevator shaft spider-man can't catch a break with that

他會打造一個超大的鳥型噴射裝甲

00:02:33,365 --> 00:02:36,265
你會對蜘蛛俠大戰禿鷹

"Darkness falls across the land the midnight hour is close at hand!"

但在他共是米高基頓時被嚇到皮皮剉

我敢說 你一定對你的老朋友蜘蛛俠出現在電梯感到高興