Name: 川普向伊朗傳達矛盾訊息！還在肯塔基州集會上驚喜現身傑克保羅 | 今夜秀 (Trump Sends Mixed Messages About Iran War, Stuns Kentucky Rally with Jake Paul | The Tonight Show)
Uploaded: 2026-03-14T21:35:48.000Z
Duration: 6 min 29 s

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tonight Show.

歡迎，歡迎，熱烈歡迎來到今晚秀。

好了，各位，我們來聊點新聞。

Today at the White House, President Trump hosted an event to celebrate Women's History Month.

今天在白宮，川普總統舉辦了一場活動，慶祝婦女歷史月。

They discussed everything except Trump's history with women.

他們討論了所有事情，除了川普和女人們的歷史。

An hour into the event, Trump panicked because he didn't have an exit strategy for this either.

活動進行到一半，川普就開始慌了，因為他對這個也沒什麼退場策略。

Speaking of the war, um, after getting mixed messages, Trump was asked whether the US Involvement in Iran is a war or an excursion.

說到戰爭，嗯，在收到一些混亂的訊息後，川普被問到美國介入伊朗是戰爭還是遠足。

Yep, it's an excursion that's also a war.

對，這是一場也是戰爭的遠足。

It's like going to Ikea with your spouse.

Meanwhile, today, Iran's new Supreme Leader issued his first public comments.

不過，今天伊朗新任最高領袖發表了他的首次公開談話。

And weirdly, they were all about Donna Kelce's home renovations.

而且很奇怪的是，全都是關於唐娜·凱爾西的居家裝潢。

Well, guys, Trump announced that due to the oil shortage and high gas prices, he's tapping into our strategic reserves.

好了各位，川普宣佈因為石油短缺和高油價，他將動用我們的戰略儲備。

In fact, he just put out a video about it.

事實上，他剛發布了一段關於這件事的影片。

And I don't want anyone worrying about the oil crisis because I've tapped our reserves and can guarantee one thing.

而且我不想讓任何人擔心石油危機，因為我已經動用我們的儲備，並且可以保證一件事。

In fact, they're saying I have more gas than anyone.

事實上，他們說我的油比任何人都多。

而且有個好消息要告訴所有關心環保的朋友們。

My gas also creates incredible wind power.

我的汽油也能產生驚人的風力。

So come on, America, follow me and we'll let it rip.

所以拜託了，美國，跟著我一起放手一搏吧！

Yesterday, Trump gave a speech, and at one point, he brought Jake Paul up on stage.

昨天川普在演講時，一度把 Jake Paul 叫上臺。

And when Jake realized Trump is 79 years old, he challenged him to a boxing match.

當 Jake 發現川普已經 79 歲時，他竟然挑戰川普來一場拳擊賽。

While this is going viral, North Korean state media released a photo of Kim Jong Un test firing a handgun.

就在這段影片瘋傳之際，北韓官媒也發布了金正恩試射手槍的照片。

Well, guys, spring break is in full swing, but

好的，各位，春假正熱鬧展開，但

if you still haven't booked that perfect trip, you're in luck, because a lot of popular destinations are rolling out new commercials to win you over.

如果你還沒預訂完美的旅行，那你真幸運，因為許多熱門旅遊地點都在推出新廣告來吸引你。

If you want to catch up on sleep, to get tan and to play golf, then check out President Trump on a workday.

如果你想補眠、晒黑和打高爾夫，那就看看川普總統的工作日。

嘿，不行，不行，不行，不行。

Let's release the real spring break ad, please.

請讓我們放出真正的春假廣告吧。

If you want pina coladas, mai tais, and spicy margaritas, then check out Pete Hegseth on a workday.

如果你想要來杯 Piña Colada、Mai Tai 和辣味 Margarita，那就看看 Pete Hegseth 工作日的時候在做什麼。

Let's try this one real spring break commercial.

我們來試試這個真正的春假廣告。

If you want no shirts, no shoes, no problems, Then check out RFK Jr. On a workday.

如果你想要無拘無束、無憂無慮，那就看看 RFK Jr. 工作日的時候在做什麼。

There's a new TikTok trend where runners are taking Ziploc bags filled with heavy cream and salt on their runs and making butter.

現在有個新的 TikTok 趨勢，跑者會在跑步時帶著裝滿鮮奶油和鹽的 Ziploc 袋，然後製作奶油。

You thought your co worker who ran a marathon was annoying?

你覺得你那個跑馬拉松的同事很煩嗎？

Wait until you meet a guy who churns butter while running.

等你遇到一個邊跑步邊做奶油的人，你就知道什麼是誇張了。

我真不敢相信我現在要說這個，

I miss the old days when people were just slapping each other with tortillas.

我好懷念以前大家只是拿墨西哥玉米餅互甩的時光。

Apple is introducing eight new emojis in the latest iOS update.

Apple 在最新的 iOS 更新裡推出了八個新表情符號。

Here to talk about these new emojis is the president of the Emoji Safety Commission, Tim Stinson.

關於這些新表情符號，今天來跟我們聊聊的是表情符號安全委員會的主席 Tim Stinson。

Look, these new emojis are out and I am horrified.

欸，這些新表情符號出來了，我看了真是嚇死我了。

I mean, you won't even be able to show them on tv.

我的意思是，你根本不能在電視上播它們。

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