Name: AI討厭的橘子毀了廚房！ (AI Annoying Orange Ruined the Kitchen)
Uploaded: 2026-03-07T18:04:57.000Z
Duration: 6 min 49 s

Hey, pear, what do you get when you cross an orange and a cheetah?

欸，梨子，你知道柳丁跟獵豹生出來會是什麼嗎？

The terrible noises, the jokes, the constant random airbags.

那些可怕的噪音、笑話，還有那些隨機的氣囊。

No, this kitchen needs strategic efficiency, and I have just the thing.

不，這個廚房需要策略性的效率，而我正好有辦法。

I am your AI kitchen companion, Orange 2.0, optimized for 100% engagement.

我是你們的人工智慧廚房夥伴，Orange 2.0，專為 100% 的互動優化。

We've been doing these videos for over 16 years now.

我們做這些影片已經超過16年了。

We're getting kind of stale, and frankly, I'm tired of getting exploded by orange.

我們有點膩了，老實說，我厭倦了被橘子炸飛。

So I've connected a new AI assistant to help us make the kitchen more successful than ever.

所以我連接了一個新的人工智慧助理，來幫助我們比以往任何時候都更成功地經營廚房。

If you want engagement, all I gotta do is yell at Apple.

如果你想要互動，我只需要對著Apple大喊。

Predictive analysis shows knife joke is oversaturated.

預測分析顯示，關於刀子的笑話已經過度飽和了。

Initiating a B testing for maximum viewer satisfaction.

正在啟動 A/B 測試，以達到最高的觀眾滿意度。

Did you know that 87% of fruits find night jokes stressful?

你知道嗎，高達 87% 的水果認為夜晚的笑話會讓牠們感到壓力？

Apple's confusion is driving up watch time.

Apple 的困惑正在提高觀看時間。

I'm not really sure lawnmowers are any better than knives.

我不太確定割草機是不是比刀子好用。

Think we could try something less annoying and dangerous?

我們能不能試點比較不煩人又危險的？

Detecting a severe 93% increase in boredom when the oblong fruit speaks.

偵測到橢圓形水果說話時，無聊程度嚴重增加 93%。

Deploying cheese fire hose countermeasures.

Boredom statistics successfully reversing likes and subscribers increasing.

無聊統計成功逆轉，喜歡和訂閱數正在增加。

This will increase Gen Alpha reach by 400%.

這會讓 Gen Alpha 的觸及率增加 400%。

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AI討厭的橘子毀了廚房！ (AI Annoying Orange Ruined the Kitchen)