Name: 對方已讀不回時：重新養育你的內在小孩！ (When they didn't text back: reparenting your inner child)
Uploaded: 2025-12-28T17:04:51.000Z
Duration: 4 min 43 s

我是說，其實，我也不能保證。

But hey, even if we die alone, we always have each other.

不過嘿，就算我們孤獨終老，我們也還有彼此啊。

Okay, I can see that you're feeling really sad right now, and

好啦，我看得出來你現在真的很難過，而且

I just want you to know that I'm so sorry.

我只想讓你知道，我真的很抱歉。

I know we were really excited about this guy and we were feeling really hopeful, but

我知道我們對這個人真的很期待，也很有希望，但是

It's just information that he's not our person.

這只是個消息，他不是我們要找的人。

And by we, I mean you, because you're old and boring.

我說我們，其實是說你，因為你老了又無聊。

Yeah, but like, with strangers on the Internet, that's crazy.

對啊，但那種在網路上跟陌生人說我受歡迎，太誇張了。

Like, I actually have friends in real life, like, people like me.

就是，我其實在現實生活中也有朋友，就是，大家喜歡我。

So clearly somehow I, like, grow up and I go from, like, totally cool to totally opposer with, like, a grandma senses style.

所以很明顯，我不知道怎麼回事，我長大了，然後我就從超酷變成，就是，有奶奶感的反對者。

I'm starting to see why he didn't text you back.

我開始懂他為什麼沒回你訊息了。

Everything you say to me is also about you.

你跟我說的每一句話，其實也都是在說你自己。

So you just called yourself a double loser.

所以你剛剛就叫你自己是雙重魯蛇了。

And look, I am here to reparent and comfort you, not be bullied circa 2002.

聽著，我來這裡是要好好照顧你、安慰你，不是要被你霸凌，就像 2002 年那樣。

Well, you probably wouldn't be bullied if you weren't so bullyable.

嗯，如果你不是那麼容易被欺負，你大概也不會被欺負吧。

Like, seriously, he probably doesn't like you because you're like a choad.

說真的，他可能不喜歡你，因為你根本就是個討厭鬼。

Like, when people ask me what I want to be when I grow up, I want to say, oh, I already know I turned into a stupid, ugly choed.

就像，當人家問我長大後想變成什麼，我會說，哦，我早就知道我變成了一個又笨又醜的討厭鬼。

Nipples on skin and a mustache you can't wax.

皮膚上的乳頭和修不掉的鬍子。

Mowgli, I'm not gonna sit here and let some brace face with crooked ass bangs she cut for the sixth time tell me that I'm a loser when she can't even get a guy to text her back.

Mowgli，我不會坐在這裡，讓一個戴牙套、留著她剪了六次的歪斜瀏海的人告訴我她是個魯蛇，而她連讓別人回訊息都做不到。

You know, the rejection, it stings and I feel really disappointed and I feel upset, but

你知道，被拒絕，這很痛，我感到很失望，也很難過，但是

我不應該把這些情緒發洩在我們身上。

我們很醜，而且沒有不在場證明。

我們很「PHAT」。就是，沒關係。

Look, it hurts to have unrequited feelings for someone.

And it hurts when you have so much love to give and then you feel like you get your hopes all the way up, and

而且當你有很多愛想給，結果你抱持著很大的希望，然後

then they get dashed and you're back to square.

希望破滅，你又回到原點，那種感覺也很痛。

You're smart and brave and generous and creative.

你聰明、勇敢、大方又有創意。

There's always a creeper on them, so watch out.

上面總會有個怪叔叔，所以要小心。

And then if they grab your butt, you have to slap them really hard and scream pedophile at the top of your lungs.

如果他們抓你的屁股，你就要用力打他們，然後大聲尖叫「戀童癖」。

Cause shame is the culture's greatest weapon against inappropriate behavior.

因為羞恥是文化對抗不當行為的最強大武器。

I must have blacked that out, because now I'm having vague recollections of having to do just that.

我一定是把它忘了，因為我現在有點模糊的記憶，記得我必須這麼做。

But, no, what I meant was boys are like buses.

但，不是，我的意思是男生就像公車。

There's always another one around the corner.

And I'm sorry that I said you have no tip and a mustache.

也很抱歉說你沒小費還有鬍子。

Thank you to the Patreons who supported today's video.

感謝 Patreon 的支持，讓今天的影片得以製作。

And thank you to Better Help for sponsoring today's episode.

也要感謝 Better Help 贊助今天的節目。

Even if you aren't a mess, sometimes we need help navigating life struggles, pinpointing what's interfering with our happiness.

即使你沒有陷入困境，有時候我們也需要幫助來應對生活中的掙扎，找出影響我們快樂的因素。

Or we just want assistance creating patterns that help serve our lives more.

或者我們只是想得到協助，建立有助於我們生活的模式。

Better Health can assess your needs and match you with your own license.

Better Help 可以評估你的需求，並為你配對一位有執照的治療師。

Better Help has more than 15,000 counselors in their network that otherwise may not be available in local areas.

Better Help 的網絡中有超過 15,000 位輔導員，這是在當地可能找不到的。

And you can send a message to your counselor anytime and schedule a weekly video or phone session.

你可以隨時傳訊息給你的輔導員，並安排每週的視訊或電話諮詢。

Better Help offers more affordable access than traditional online counseling, and they have financial aid.

Better Help 提供比傳統線上諮詢更實惠的方案，而且他們還有經濟援助。

You can go to betterhelp.comakana that's BetterHelp.

你可以前往 betterhelp.com/akana，也就是 BetterHelp。

And join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health with with the help of an experienced professional.

並加入超過一百萬人，在專業人士的協助下，掌握自己的心理健康。