Name: 第一次約會的真實寫照！ (FIRST DATE be like)
Uploaded: 2025-12-12T22:09:55.000Z
Duration: 10 min 30 s

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Even if you hate it, just pretend it's fine.

Remember when you said my advice was worthless all the time?

還記得你以前老是說我的建議一點用都沒有嗎？

If this keeps up, the whole neighborhood will know about our hideout.

如果這樣下去，整個街區都會知道我們的藏身處了。

You don't wash your face with facial cleanser.

You've got a lot of ac and I see a lot of scars from popping pimples.

你有很多痘痘，而且我看到很多擠痘痘留下的疤。

You don't shave carefully and you've got a few stray hairs.

你刮鬍子不仔細，還有幾根雜毛。

You have a body type that you're not even trying to hide.

You wear clothes that are too big and make you look smaller than you actually are.

你穿的衣服太寬鬆，讓你整個人看起來更小。

And that faded polo shirt you've been wearing since middle school.

還有那件你從國中就開始穿、顏色都褪了的Polo衫。

But there's no point even talking about them.

I bought him clothes and he returned them after wearing them once.

我買衣服給他，他穿一次就退貨了。

How he even had receipt, I still don't know.

他怎麼會有收據，我到現在還不知道。

Bro, it would be nice if you'd return that money to me.

It's one of those moments that's at least satisfying in my life.

這是我生活中至少讓人感到滿足的時刻之一。

If you want to go in old shoes and a wrinkled polo shirt, go ahead.

如果你想穿舊鞋配皺巴巴的Polo衫，隨便你。

Sometimes we meet someone who at first doesn't seem like friend material.

有時候我們會遇到一個一開始看起來不像朋友材料的人。

But over time, we open up to that person.

但隨著時間過去，我們會對那個人敞開心扉。

And if we can learn to like someone, can't we also learn to love?

如果我們能學會喜歡一個人，我們不也能學會去愛嗎？

I really don't think this is going to work.

等一下，我找不到你的耳朵了。

Alright, you wait here and I'll go to the other room.

好啦，你等在這裡，我到另一個房間去。

哈囉，哈囉，這裡是Bass，結束。

How am I supposed to talk to you if I don't have a microphone?

如果我沒有麥克風，我要怎麼跟你說話？

First you say to hide his flaws and now you're telling him to wear something like this.

一開始你說要藏拙，現在又叫他穿成這樣。

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