Name: 克里斯蒂的約會失敗第 1 部分 | 媽媽 (Christy's Dating Fails: Part 1 | Mom)
Uploaded: 2025-07-26T01:46:30.000Z
Duration: 21 min 19 s

過去簡單式

你知道，他們是在交友網站上認識的。

First date, they fell into bed with each other, and they've been all over each other ever since.

第一次約會，他們就倒在了床上，從那時起，他們就一直纏著對方。

That explains why she grabbed his ass at the altar.

這就解釋了為什麼她會在祭壇上抓住他的屁股。

哦，信不信由你，童子軍夏令營。

One of our scout leaders used to dance on Broadway.

我們的一位童子軍領袖曾在百老匯跳舞。

Some of the parents actually got really upset.

Oh, you know, I think there's a full moon tonight.

哦，你知道，我想今晚有滿月。

Crawl through the bathroom window, shinny down a drainpipe and take a bus home.

從浴室的窗戶爬進去，順著排水管閃亮登場，然後坐公車回家。

Is it that you just don't want to be with me?

Number one, you see me naked and there's a couple of tattoos that'll need explaining.

第一，你會看到我的裸體 還有一些需要解釋的紋身

Number two, should we start out simple, guy on top, or do we go straight for Cirque du Soleil?

第二，我們應該從簡單的 "人上人 "開始，還是直接進入 "太陽馬戲團"？

Should they be real or should they be ooh, baby, ooh, baby?

它們應該是真實的，還是應該是 "哦，寶貝，哦，寶貝"？

Ooh, here's a good one. What if you can't do it?

哦，這是個好問題。如果你做不到呢？

Who ends up crying in the shower, me or you?

最後是誰在浴室裡哭泣，我還是你？

I've disappointed a few women in my life, but this is my first doomsday scenario.

我這輩子讓幾個女人失望過，但這是我第一次遇到末日情景。

The reason I'm not ready to have sex with you is because I'm still figuring out who I am.

我之所以還沒準備好和你做愛，是因為我還在摸索我是誰。

I don't think I can be in a relationship.

那又怎樣，我們就像朋友一樣？

How do I always wind up being friends with hot chicks?

Hi. Could you connect me with room service, please?

Don't use food to cover up your feelings.

不要用食物來掩飾自己的情緒。

Thought so. I'll ask Richard to take the table.

我也這麼想我去叫理查德把桌子搬過來。

No. I'm just protective of you, because you and I have, you know, something special going on.

不，我只是在保護你，因為你和我之間，你知道，有些特別的東西。

Why do you make it sound so cheap and ugly?

你為什麼要把它說得如此廉價和醜陋？

Unicorns, rainbows. You're cheating on your wife.

獨角獸，彩虹你在欺騙你的妻子

我告訴過你，他們正在這麼做。

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