Name: 剪髮恐怖故事 (Haircut Horror Stories)
Uploaded: 2025-07-22T18:52:08.000Z
Duration: 7 min 7 s

I remember sitting on the bus and being like, fuck my life, I have no hair anymore, I'm gross, I'm ugly.

我記得當時坐在公車上，我就想，去他媽的我的生活，我已經沒有頭髮了，我很噁心，我很醜。

I'm Kat, and today we're talking about our worst hairstyles.

我是凱特，今天我們來談談最糟糕的髮型。

I had bangs pretty much throughout my whole childhood.

我的整個童年幾乎都留著劉海。

My dad was like, let's save the money, brought me into the bathroom, started cutting my bangs for me, and then we look in the mirror and it's like this, right across my forehead, and my mom just screams, which she's from Belgium, so she has a really thick French accent, so it was amazing.

我爸爸說，還是省點錢吧，把我帶到浴室，開始幫我剪劉海，然後我們照照鏡子，劉海就像這樣，橫在我的額頭上，我媽媽就尖叫起來，她來自比利時，所以有很重的法國口音，真是太神奇了。

My mom insisted that we get them evened out, so my bangs were about this long.

我媽媽堅持要把我的劉海弄平，所以我的劉海大概有這麼長。

Super suave, but not cool for a fourth grader in America.

超級風流倜儻，但對美國的四年級學生來說並不酷。

It lasted probably a couple months that I had to rock it.

大概持續了幾個月，我不得不搖晃它。

I used to get the Beyonce braids when I was younger.

我年輕的時候梳過碧昂絲的辮子。

Yeah, so my mom used to take me to the salon, and I would be like, oh, I'm so excited to get my braids done, and then one day she couldn't take me, and so my dad was like, oh, I'll take you.

是的，我媽媽經常帶我去美容院，我就會說，哦，我好想扎辮子，然後有一天她不能帶我去了，於是我爸爸就說，哦，我帶你去吧。

You know, when you get your hair done, they turn you around, so you can't see anything.

你知道，當你做頭髮的時候，他們會把你轉過去，所以你什麼都看不到。

I'm like, yeah, and things are happening, and I'm like, wow, this hurts a lot more than usual.

我想，是的，事情正在發生，我想，哇，這比平時疼多了。

And then two hours later, they turn me around, and I swear they might as well have been playing the Snoop Dogg song, you know, like the da-da-da-da-da.

兩個小時後，他們把我轉過身來，我發誓，他們可能還在放 Snoop Dogg 的歌，你知道，就像 da-da-da-da-da 一樣。

Yes, and the kicker is that the reason why I had to get my hair done is because it was picture day, the next day.

是的，最重要的是，我之所以要做頭髮，是因為第二天是拍照日。

這可不是碧昂絲的辮子，夥計們。

I immediately cried afterwards, and the lady felt so bad.

事後，我立刻哭了起來，那位女士也覺得很難過。

She's like, do you want to like cut off a piece of my hair?

And I was like, no, I want my Beyonce braids.

我當時想，不，我要我的碧昂絲辮子。

She's like, you're never taking her again.

My story, so I couldn't have been more than 10, and I was at the mall with my mom.

我的故事發生在我不到 10 歲的時候，當時我和媽媽在商場裡。

I was looking around, you know, the mall's like super stimulating for a little kid.

我四處張望了一下，你知道，商場對小孩子來說刺激太大了。

So my mom's like, Emily, oh my god, did you see her haircut?

我媽就說，艾米麗，天哪，你看到她的髮型了嗎？

It was like a little girl, your age, was like a really cute haircut.

就像一個和你同齡的小女孩，剪了一個非常可愛的髮型。

I totally, I had no idea who she was talking about.

It was like, there were a billion people at the mall.

So I was like, yeah, like I saw her haircut.

所以我就想，是啊，就像我看到她的髮型一樣。

She's like, do you wanna, would you do that?

Flash forward a couple days, we're at Supercuts, and I just noticed my hair getting shorter and shorter and shorter.

過了幾天，我們在 Supercuts 剪頭髮，我發現我的頭髮越來越短了。

And you look at the ground and it's covered in hair.

And I look in the mirror and I have no hair.

我照照鏡子，發現自己沒有頭髮。

I got like pretty much almost a buzz cut.

Like my mom just wanted my hair so short because it looks so cute on this other girl, but I look like an idiot.

就像我媽媽希望我的頭髮這麼短，因為其他女孩的頭髮看起來很可愛，但我看起來卻像個白痴。

So then at school the next day, I'm like wearing a hoodie.

第二天上學時，我就像穿了一件連帽衫。

And of course, like in elementary school or like any kind of school, you're not allowed to wear like a hat or a hood or anything like that.

當然，在小學或任何學校，你都不能戴帽子或兜帽之類的東西。

I was in one of those classrooms that was connected to another classroom with like a folding wall.

我當時所在的教室與另一間教室相連，就像一堵摺疊牆。

They're like, oh, we're gonna open up the classroom today.

他們會說，哦，我們今天要開放教室。

所以，現在孩子的數量是原來的兩倍。

Oh my God, Emily, like you're wearing a hood.

天啊，艾米麗，你好像戴了個頭罩。

And so then my teacher was like, Emily, I guess it's time for you to take your hood off.

然後我的老師就說，艾米麗，我想你該把頭巾摘下來了。

Wait, did she know that you had a haircut, baby?

等等，她知道你剪了頭髮嗎，寶貝？

At this point, I hope that nobody ever would.

在這一點上，我希望沒有人會這樣做。

And then everyone in the classrooms were like, where's your hair?

然後教室裡的每個人都問，你的頭髮呢？

And also I had just gotten like orthodontia.

So I had this massive expander and it wasn't, I didn't have the normal expander.

所以我做了這個巨大的擴張器，它不是，我沒有正常的擴張器。

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