Name: 你應該為特朗普工作特朗普前官員諷刺喜劇演員 (‘You should work for Trump’: Former Trump official pokes at comedian)
Uploaded: 2025-06-18T17:02:52.000Z
Duration: 10 min 49 s

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Republicans show how far they'll go to support Trump's agenda.

共和黨人展示了他們為支持特朗普的議程會走多遠。

Americans turn to alternate modes of transportation.

Leaked video offers a new look at Trump's last known meeting with Putin.

洩露的視頻為特朗普與普京的最後一次已知會面提供了新的視角。

斯蒂芬-米勒（Stephen Miller）為 ICE 新制服揭幕。

And finally, before we get started tonight, a network-mandated disclaimer.

最後，在我們今晚的節目開始之前，有一個網絡規定的免責聲明。

And to prove CNN doesn't hate you, they're bringing us back for another season.

為了證明 CNN 並不討厭你，他們又把我們帶回到了下一季。

On Michael's team tonight, she's a CNN political commentator and currently a co-host at The View, who has played several roles in the first Trump administration.

在邁克爾今晚的團隊中，她是美國有線電視新聞網（CNN）的政治評論員，目前是《觀點》（The View）的聯合主持人，曾在特朗普首屆政府中扮演過多個角色。

We'll ask her why she didn't apply for the second time around.

我們會問她為什麼不第二次申請。

And joining Amber, he is a comedy legend and the only man besides Samuel L. Jackson who can pull off a backwards Kangol.

他是喜劇界的傳奇人物，也是除塞繆爾-傑克遜（Samuel L. Jackson）之外唯一能把 Kangol 穿反的人。

But before we get started, quick fun fact about George Wallace.

在我們開始之前，先簡單介紹一下喬治-華萊士的趣事。

他的媽媽是第一批 Dogecuts 人之一。

他們從預算中削減了 600 英鎊。

是啊，嘿，你他媽的，紈絝子弟。

Your mama so fat, when she gets on the elevator, oh, it's going down.

你媽媽太胖了，一上電梯就往下掉。

她找到了一份嗅探行李的工作。

Amber and George, watch the clip and tell me what's the story.

安布爾和喬治，看了這個片段，告訴我這是怎麼回事。

Okay, so this lady's happy because she's getting out of here.

好了，這位女士很高興，因為她要離開這裡了。

Oh, but a lot of planes have been canceled.

Oh, because no one wants to come to America anymore.

Because word on the street is we are bad.

The story is the U.S. economy is set to lose billions of dollars in revenue this year as tourism drops and more people boycott U.S. products, which is why many Americans are looking at the world and asking...

據報道，隨著旅遊業的衰退和越來越多的人抵制美國產品，美國經濟今年將損失數十億美元的收入，這就是為什麼許多美國人在放眼世界時會問...

Why doesn't anyone want to come to America and play anymore?

There's an idiot, and I'll just leave it right there.

也許就是這樣。事情的不確定性

We've heard of cases where there's a German national who's detained even though he's here just traveling on a visa, coming as a tourist to the U.S.

我們聽說過這樣的案例，有一位德國公民被拘留，儘管他只是持簽證來美旅遊。

These are the kind of things that if you're like,

I want to get a nice slice and see a Broadway show, not worth it if you're worried about having some kind of altercation with ICE.

我想吃塊好的，看場百老匯演出，如果你擔心和 ICE 發生什麼爭執，那就不值得了。

Look, the hotel prices in New York, they're so much more expensive than just staying in an ICE detention center.

你看，紐約的酒店價格，比住在ICE拘留中心貴多了。

I mean, there's the... You should work for Trump.

That's actually not bad spin compared to what I've heard from the White House.

實際上，與我從白宮聽到的消息相比，這種說法還算不錯。

Uh, the biggest immigration story right now is the case of Quilmaro Brego-Garcia, the Maryland man who was sent to an El Salvador prison last month.

目前最大的移民新聞是奎爾馬洛-佈雷戈-加西亞（Quilmaro Brego-Garcia）一案，馬里蘭州男子上個月被送往薩爾瓦多監獄。

Question, what reason did the White House originally give for deporting Quilmaro Brego-Garcia?

問題：白宮最初提出驅逐奎爾馬洛-佈雷戈-加西亞的理由是什麼？

The White House called it, quote, an administrative error, but also claimed he was a gang member.

白宮稱這是一個行政錯誤，但也聲稱他是幫派成員。

But Garcia's deportation has become a huge liability, uh, for the White House, who floated the notion of charging the Trump administration with contempt.

但對白宮來說，加西亞被驅逐已經成為一個巨大的負擔，因為白宮提出了指控特朗普政府藐視法庭的想法。

He has a crazy name. DeFragaro or something like that.

他有個瘋狂的名字DeFragaro 或者類似的名字

Cheesecake factory. You know the one with the cheesecake...

芝士蛋糕工廠你知道那個有芝士蛋糕的...

Cheesecake factory, that ain't no damn factory.

芝士蛋糕工廠，那可不是什麼該死的工廠。

Since our favorite federal judge, James Bozberg, seen here sending a telepathic message to the X-Men, um...

由於我們最喜愛的聯邦法官詹姆斯-博茲伯格（James Bozberg）正在向 X 戰警發送心靈感應資訊，是以...

This week, Bozberg issued a 46-page ruling saying, quote, probable cause exists, and that he'd start criminal contempt proceedings if they don't give recent deportees a chance to defend themselves.

本週，博茲伯格發佈了一份長達46頁的裁決書，稱 "可能的原因是存在的"，"如果他們不給最近被驅逐出境者一個為自己辯護的機會，他將啟動刑事藐視法庭程序"。

Does it matter if those words aren't backed by actions from the courts?

如果這些話沒有得到法院行動的支持，那又有什麼關係呢？

If they do, then we're in uncharted territory.

如果是這樣，那我們就進入了未知領域。

What happens if, uh, Bozberg says, -"Y'all are in contempt"? Then what happens? -♪ Yeah.

如果博茲伯格說 "你們藐視法庭 "會怎麼樣？然後呢？-對

Maybe they want to send some U.S. marshals down to get this gentleman and show that they're willing to overstep the executive branch.

也許他們想派一些美國法警去抓這位先生，以顯示他們願意越過行政部門。

You're gonna send U.S. marshals to El Salvador?

I'm just saying, somebody's got to flex and be like, well, we're equally powerful, too, and we haven't seen a lot of that yet.

我只是想說，總得有人屈服並表現出，好吧，我們也同樣強大，但我們還沒有看到很多這樣的表現。

It is complicated, but it is law and order.

這很複雜，但這就是法律和秩序。

That's why, when you watch the show, they show you the iced tea part and the Sam Waterson part.

這就是為什麼當你觀看節目時，他們會讓你看到冰茶的部分和山姆-沃特森的部分。

Now, how is Trump revising his current stance on immigration?

現在，特朗普是如何修改其目前的移民立場的？

他說，我同意。我--我弄錯了。

Let's bring them all back, and-and you know what?

讓我們把他們都帶回來，你知道嗎？

給他們 40 英畝地和一頭騾子吧。

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