Name: 晨間日常真實版 (My REAL Morning Routine | Get Ready With Me!)
Uploaded: 2019-04-05T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 3 min 14 s

Hey everyone and welcome to my spring 2018 morning routine.

大家好，歡迎觀賞 2018 春季的晨間日常。

First thing I do is wake up in an effing panic because my alarm is so loud.

早上做的第一件事是在他Ｘ的慌亂中起床，因為我的鬧鐘很大聲。

Convince myself I can do things faster than I actually can.

說服自己「我做事比想像中迅速很多」。

Pretty sure it'll take me like, four minutes to do my makeup and like, seven minutes to get to downtown.

我蠻確定我化妝只要花四分鐘，到市中心只要七分鐘。

Convince myself I don't even need to do other things.

說服自己「我不用做任何其他的事」。

Actually, yo, I showered yesterday right?

而且其實，我昨天才洗過澡啊拜託！

Look at the time and panic because holy crap, I really need to get up.

發現時間晚了開始慌了，因為我他Ｘ的真的必須起床了。

And then scroll through Instagram for 25 minutes.

Tell myself I'll get up at an even time like 9:00 or 9:10 but now it's 9:11 and so, I might as well wait until 9:30.

跟自己說「我偶數時間再起床，像是 9:00 或 9:10 」，但現在已經 9:11 了，所以我乾脆等到 9:30。

Pee and scroll through Instagram for another 10 minutes.

Try to do, literally anything with my hair.

試著對自己的頭髮做點什麼花樣。

Put on the bra I've been wearing for the past month.

Enter my closet full of clothes and decide to wear the same clothes I wore yesterday and hope no one sees the foundation stains on my neck.

進入已經爆滿衣服的衣櫃，然後決定穿昨天穿過的衣服，希望沒人發現脖子這邊的粉底液痕跡。

Moisturize only where my jeans are ripped.

只在褲子上有破洞的地方塗上保濕乳液。

Do my makeup super quickly because I'm so effing late but then, usually pause to play some music, you know, get in the vibe.

快速的上妝，因為我他Ｘ的已經遲到了，但還是會特別花時間播音樂感受氣氛。

Notice my pimples and promise to drink more water today.

發現自己臉上的痘痘，決定今天要喝更多水。

先爆雷一下，我知道我不會麼做。

And evenly fill my eyebrows and wonder why I'm like this.

試著讓我兩邊的眉毛對稱，但又不滿意。

Put on foundation that will further stain my clothes.

上了一層會繼續沾染我衣服的粉底液。

Think I look cute for like a few seconds.

So I try to take an OOTD, but then I realize, ugh, my mirror is too dirty and also, I actually don't look that great.

所以試圖拍當日穿搭，但發現鏡子髒到不行，而且其實我看起來也沒有那麼好。

Suddenly get anxiety and worry about irrational things completely out of my control.

突然很焦慮然後腦袋開始不受控擔心很多不理性的事。

等等，我現在會看起來很醜嗎？

人們是不是背地裡偷說我壞話？

Come back because I realized I didn't start my vlog.

因為發現還沒錄 vlog 所以又趕回來。

Welcome back to Lilly Singh's vlog where we hustle harder and productivity lives here.

歡迎觀賞 Lilly Singh 的 vlog，一個充滿幹勁跟生產力的地方。

Please watch my vlogs even though I don't like things on fire and do stupid crap.

雖然我不喜歡熱血激昂的東西而且常做些奇怪的事情，但還是希望你們能來看看我的 vlogs 。

Definitely be late to wherever I need to be.

無論我要去哪裡都鐵定是遲到了。

Oh my god, thank you so much for checking out my morning routine.

天啊，謝謝你們觀賞我的晨間日常。

If you can relate 'cause you're a regular person, make sure you click the thumbs up.

如果你也跟我一樣的話，請務必按個讚。

You can check out my last video right over there.

你可以在這邊看看我最新的影片。

A huge shoutouts to Kate Spade for helping me recently with my girl love event.

特別感謝 Kate Spade 協助舉辦 my girl love 活動。

Make sure you click right there to check out the documentary in support of our On Purpose line, it's awesome.

你可以按這邊看看紀錄片、支持我們的 On Purpose line，這個企劃真的很棒。

And subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday.

記得追蹤我，每個星期一跟四都會上新影片喔！

One love superwoman, that is a wrap and zoop.

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