by the way.

滿失望的

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Hi, it's me again, Zac Young, Pastry Director of

嗨，又是我，Zac Young

Craveable Hospitality Group.

Craveable Hospitality Group 的烘焙主廚

I've been a professional pastry chef for 13 years.

我當專業糕點師傅已經 13 年了

Today, we're gonna taste some Girl Scout cookies.

今天呢，我們要來嚐嚐一些女子童軍餅乾

An iconic Girl Scout cookie.

最具代表性的女童軍餅乾

The exterior doesn't really give away the true magic

它的外表沒辦法看出它藏在內部

that's hidden inside.

真正的魅力

Like many things in life, the beauty is within.

就像人生中很多事一樣，真正美的東西不在外表

Texture of the cookie is great.

餅乾的口感很棒

It has a subtle hint of mint.

有一點淡淡的薄荷香

Too much mint and it becomes like toothpaste.

太多的話吃起來就會像牙膏

My one problem is the outside coating.

我唯一覺得可惜的是外面這層

It's a little waxy.

有點太硬了

Like a mint-scented Yankee candle.

有點像是薄荷味道的 Yankee 蠟燭

Four-and-a-half stars.

4.5 顆星

We're startin' high.

這是個好的開頭

This is like when you get a patch for wrestling a bear.

這看起來像是一個成功與熊打架的徽章

It's even better that it's edible.

更棒的是他能吃

This is better than I remember.

這比我記得的還要棒

There's like a little bit of saltiness in there,

這嚐起來有一點點鹹味

and it's really crunchy.

而且非常脆

These are actually really good.

這其實真的很好吃

She's a natural beauty.

他是個天然美人

She doesn't wear make-up, she just naturally glows.

他不需要化妝，它自帶女神光芒

I'm like into it.

我現在很陶醉

Four stars.

4 顆星

Savannah Smiles, sounds like a drag queen.

莎凡納的微笑，聽起來像個男扮女裝的人

Oh, that's interesting.

噢，滿有趣的

Super crunchy.

超級脆

Crumbly on the inside, super, super acidic.

裡面很脆，然後超級、超級酸

You eat it, and like you pucker and you do this thing,

你吃了一口臉就會皺起來，像這樣

and then when the sour goes away, you finally smile.

等到酸味不見後，你就會開始笑

And Savannah Smiles.

這就是莎凡納的微笑

Two stars.

2 顆星

The Do-Si-Dos.

Do-Si-Dos

The uglier cousin of the Nutter Butter.

Nutter Butter 比較醜的親戚

Suspiciously lacking in filling.

不知道為什麼少了內餡

It's like peanut butter and chalk.

很像花生醬加上粉筆

It needs this.

他需要被配這個

Peanut flavor is really good.

花生的味道很棒

I just want more cream filling.

只是有更多內餡會更好

I'm gonna go with three stars.

我要給他 3 顆星

If you promise me a sandwich,

如果你要給我一個三明治

it better be heavy on the meat.

就給我一個很多肉的三明治

Oh, these are new.

噢，這是新品

The Girl Scout S'mores.

女子童軍棉花糖巧克力夾心餅

It doesn't really look like a s'more.

他看起來不太像棉花糖巧克力夾心餅

These look like those sugar-free sandwich cookies

這看起來像是我奶奶做的

that my grandmother had.

無糖夾心餅乾

It's good.

好吃欸

I'm not sure it's like s'mores.

我不太確定這到底算不算棉花糖巧克力夾心餅

The cookie's good, basic, chocolate is awesome.

餅乾很棒，就一般的那種，巧克力很讚

I'm just missin' the toast.

只是沒有那種烤過的味道

S'mores is the new girl.

棉花糖巧克力夾心餅是新來的

I'm gonna be nice.

我人很好的

I'm gonna give her three-and-a-half stars.

我要給他 3.5 顆星

Tagalongs or Peanut Butter Patties, depending on

Tagalongs，或是花生醬餅乾

where you live in the country.

看你住在哪裡就怎麼稱呼它

I used to love these.

我以前很愛這個

Not as good as I remember.

沒有我記憶中的那麼好吃

I want more peanut butter.

我想要更多花生醬

I want more peanut.

我要更多花生

The chocolate's great.

巧克力滿好吃的

I'm just not getting the creaminess.

只是他嚐起來就是不夠滑順

I want this to be the love child of a peanut butter cup,

我希望這是個花生醬杯和餅乾蹦出的

and a cookie.

小寶寶

It looks more like it's cookie father

這個比較像是餅乾爸爸

and it definitely needs milk.

而且絕對需要搭配牛奶

Three-and-a-half stars.

3.5 顆星

Three-and-three-quarters stars.

三又四分之三顆星

It's like one of those things that are maybe

這就是那種留在記憶中才是

best kept as a memory.

最美好的東西

Wow, they look artisanal.

哇，看起來很手工

Gluten-free, Girl Scout cookies.

無麩質的女子童軍餅乾

Next year, they're gonna be selling kale and quinoa salad.

明年他們就會開始賣甘藍藜麥沙拉了

But no really, for people who can't have gluten,

開玩笑的啦，對那些不能吃麩質的人來說

I'm actually really happy that they did this.

我其實很樂意看到他們做這個餅乾

This is the Toffee-Tastic.

這就是太妃餅乾啊

Who names Girl Scout cookies?

是誰幫這些餅乾命名的？

How do I get that job?

我要怎麼得到這份工作？

Mmm, the box don't lie.

嗯，這個包裝沒騙人

It's toffee-tastic, super crunchy, nicely carmelized,

就是太妃餅乾，超級脆，也焦化得很完美

really great flavor.

味道非常棒

I'm into it.

我很愛這個

Good three-and-a-half stars.

3.5 顆星

The only thing missing in here is a lot more toffee.

唯一的缺少的就是更多的太妃糖

I wanna crack a tooth.

我想要把牙齒吃壞掉

Yes, it's like a thing of beauty.

這就是一個美麗的東西

The texture, the toasted coconut, halo.

它的質地，烤過的椰子，還有光環

Toasty, coconutty, hint of suntan lotion,

烤過的香味、椰子的香味、一點點防曬乳的味道

in the best possible way.

以最完美的方式融合

Gooey, chewy, probably the only Girl Scout cookie,

滑順、有嚼勁，可能是唯一一個我不能做得更好的

that I can't make better.

女子童軍餅乾

Five stars.

5 顆星

Because you can never replicate perfection.

因為你永遠都沒辦法複製完美的東西

Where's the rest of this box?

剩下的餅乾在哪？

There's like winter, spring, summer, fall,

一年裡有冬天、春天、夏天、秋天

and Girl Scout cookie season.

和女子童軍餅乾季節

That's my favorite season.

我最愛的季節

They're nostalgic.

他們總是令人懷念

There isn't a bad one.

絕對沒有不好吃的

Go support your local Girls Scouts.

快去支持當地的女子童軍吧

Buy as many boxes as you can, because no one can say no

買越多盒餅乾越好，因為沒有人能

to Girl Scout cookies.

跟女子童軍餅乾說不

I used to hide these under my bed, like other boys

我以前都會偷偷把這個藏在床底下，就像其他男生

had filthy magazines, I had boxes of Girl Scout cookies.

會藏色情雜誌，我藏的是女子童軍餅乾

Go figure.

去猜猜看吧

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