Name: 體育戰報：瘋狂三月搭上 AI 便車！NBA 取消脫衣舞孃慶祝？| 都市新聞秀 (Sports War: March Madness Gets an AI Assist & NBA Cancels Strip Club Celebration | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2026-03-26T21:39:40.000Z
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This is Sports War, the show where we are legally not allowed to agree with each other.

這裡是 Sports War，一個我們法律上不能互相同意的節目。

So if I say ice hockey is the best kind of hockey.

所以如果我說冰球是最好的曲棍球。

Then I say, screw that, it's tonsil hockey.

那我就會說，去你的，那是扁桃腺曲棍球。

I've been told by multiple people it's the best kind of hockey.

很多人都跟我說這是最好的曲棍球。

We're halfway through March, and my pea is green, which I hope is from St.

我們已經過了三月一半了，我的豌豆是綠色的，希望是來自聖。

But it also means that March Madness is upon us.

但這也意味著瘋狂三月即將到來。

And this year there's a foolproof way to pick the winner.

而今年有個萬無一失的方法可以選出贏家。

And if you haven't done so yet, it's time to fill out those brackets.

如果你還沒做，是時候填好你的賽程表了。

This season, though, some people are turning to AI to create the best bracket.

不過這個賽季，有些人正轉向 AI 來建立最佳賽程表。

Not only can AI better inform your picks, it actually gives you better odds of avoiding that dreaded bracket buster.

AI 不僅能讓你挑選更精準，還能提高你避開那令人討厭的爆冷賽事的機率。

And not good madness, like March Madness.

而且不是那種像 March Madness 那樣的好瘋狂。

是那種像 Shia LaBeouf 那樣的壞瘋狂。

AI 不應該來決定我們的賽程表。

Whatever happened to just picking the school with the hottest mascots?

以前隨便挑選吉祥物最炫的學校就好，怎麼了？

Plus, I tried using Grok to fill out my bracket, and

還有，我試著用 Grok 來填我的賽程表，結果

it just warned me that Jewish teams control the weather.

它警告我說猶太隊伍控制著天氣。

AI picking college basketball is the future I've been waiting for.

AI 來選大學籃球，這就是我一直期待的未來。

Letting AI write my bracket means I finally have the time to do things that I love, like letting AI my husband.

讓 AI 幫我填賽程表，我終於有時間做我喜歡的事了，像是讓 AI 當我老公。

I haven't had a fake headache in six months.

我已經六個月沒有假裝頭痛了。

And that brings us to my slot prop, Better Than Ice.

這就帶我們來到我的熱門推薦，Better Than Ice。

Grok 會選誰贏得 March Madness 呢？

Gambling，它是一種興趣，也是一種癮頭。

Let's move on to baseball, America's favorite sport in 1945.

我們來聊聊棒球，這是美國1945年最愛的運動。

Well, last night at the World Baseball Classic, Venezuela kidnapped a win from the USA.

嗯，昨晚的世界棒球經典賽，委內瑞拉從美國手中搶下了一場勝利。

The World Baseball Classic stunner for Team USA.

世界棒球經典賽，美國隊爆冷輸球。

Venezuela scored the go-ahead, run late, and

委內瑞拉在比賽末段攻下致勝分，

shut down the Americans in the bottom of the ninth to win 3-2.

並在九局下半成功守下美國隊，以 3 比 2 獲勝。

It is Team Venezuela's first championship at the World Baseball Classic.

這也是委內瑞拉隊史在世界棒球經典賽的首冠。

Something I just learned about four seconds ago?

Being humiliated on the world stage is something we do on the battlefield, not the baseball field.

在世界舞臺上被羞辱，這應該是發生在戰場上，而不是棒球場。

Shame on America's mostly Cuban and Dominican team for losing to Venezuela.

美國隊（大部分是古巴和多明尼加裔）輸給委內瑞拉，真是丟臉。

Actually, Desi, it was mostly white Americans on our team.

其實啦，Desi，我們隊上大部分是白人美國人。

Desi, Desi, did you staple your wig to your brain again?

Desi，Desi，你是不是又把假髮黏在腦袋上了？

Venezuela is going to be part of America in a few weeks.

幾週後委內瑞拉就會變成美國的一部分了。

所以不管怎樣，獎盃都是我們的。

Which brings us to our wallet invasion, Better Than Ice, which soon-to-be US state will win the World Cup.

這就帶我們來到我們的錢包入侵，Better Than Ice，這個即將成為美國的州將贏得世界盃。

Gambling，你現在可以賭戰爭了。

Moving on to the only thing more American than baseball, strippers.

接下來是比棒球更美國的事物，脫衣舞孃。

The NBA has canceled a strip club promotion planned by the Atlanta Hawks.

NBA 取消了亞特蘭大老鷹隊計畫的脫衣舞俱樂部推廣活動。

The team had planned to celebrate Atlanta's Magic City Strip Club.

該隊原本計畫要慶祝亞特蘭大的 Magic City Strip Club。

They said it was going to be a tribute to the iconic cultural institution.

他們說這將是對這個標誌性文化機構的致敬。

Oh, good for you, NBA, for canceling this promotion.

喔，NBA，恭喜你取消了這次推廣活動。

I love and fully support the idea of including more women in the NBA.

我非常支持讓更多女性加入 NBA。

If it were up to me, women would get their own league where they get to play basketball.

如果由我決定，女性應該有自己的聯盟，讓她們可以打籃球。

We could call it something catchy, like the NBA for women.

我們可以取個響亮的名字，像是「NBA for women」。

How about you hold my nuts in your mouth?

Not only should the NBA have kept this promotion, they should have gone further.

NBA 不僅應該保留這次推廣活動，還應該做得更多。

I want an NBA game with the full strip club experience: lap dances and the nosebleeds, taking out cash from an ATM with a $79 service fee, turning location sharing off on my phone, wiping the glitter off my face with a rally towel, using a foam finger to.

我想要一場 NBA 比賽，包含完整的脫衣舞俱樂部體驗：膝上舞和看臺區的座位，從 ATM 提款並支付 79 美元的服務費，關閉手機的定位分享，用毛巾擦掉臉上的亮粉，還有用保麗龍手指。

Which brings us to our Make It Rain, Better The Week.

這就帶我們來到今天的「Make It Rain, Better The Week」單元。

Which Magic City stripper will fall off the pole first?

哪位 Magic City 的脫衣舞孃會先從鋼管上掉下來？

Gambling，一百位 NBA 代表都這麼說，肯定沒錯。

Well, that's all the time we have for Sports War.

好了，我們今天的「體育戰爭」就到這裡。

Join us next week as we debate if Air Bud is the greatest animal athlete of all time.

下週請繼續鎖定，我們將討論 Air Bud 是不是史上最偉大的動物運動員。

I know a salamander named Joe that is sick at hockey.

我知道一隻叫 Joe 的蠑螈，牠的曲棍球打得超溜。