Name: 油價市場大亂！川普：油價高漲「只是小代價」！華府熱門改裝車報導 (Oil Market Chaos | Trump: Expensive Gas Is "A Small Price To Pay" | D.C. Hot Rods)
Uploaded: 2026-03-16T17:00:30.000Z
Duration: 11 min 59 s

It is day 12 of Trump's not A War with Iran.

川普與伊朗沒有戰爭的第12天。

And all attention is on one of the world's most important shipping lanes, the Strait of Hormuz.

所有人的目光都聚焦在世界上最重要的航運通道之一，荷姆茲海峽。

Which brings us to the latest edition of Hormuz News you can use.

這就帶我們來到最新一集的「荷姆茲新聞報你知」。

Now, if you were paying attention in 8th grade geography, first of all, nerd second, you would know the Strait of Hormuz is this narrow body of water in the Persian Gulf through which 20% of the world's oil travels.

現在，如果你有認真上八年級地理課，第一，書呆子；第二，你會知道荷姆茲海峽是波斯灣裡一條狹窄的水道，全球20%的石油都經過這裡。

So a direct threat to the world economy that Iran has begun laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz.

所以，伊朗開始在荷姆茲海峽佈雷，這直接威脅到全球經濟。

That's going to truly make it a dire strait.

這真的會讓情況變得非常危急。

No one knows exactly how many mines Iran has, but

沒人確切知道伊朗有多少地雷，但

estimates say their stock ranges from 2,000 to 6,000 naval mines.

估計他們的庫存量從兩千到六千枚不等。

But experts say shipping traffic can stop almost immediately once a single tanker has hit a mine or even if insurers just believe that the threat is credible.

但專家說，一旦有油輪觸雷，或者保險公司認為威脅真實存在，航運交通幾乎可以立即停止。

Insurers don't want to get caught up in all that.

They have to focus on their core business of adding characters to the extended flow universe.

他們必須專注於他們的核心業務，也就是為擴展的「流」宇宙增加角色。

If you thought it was just mines, you're wrong, Luz.

如果你以為只是地雷，那就錯了，Luz。

Iran has also covered the strait with shore based missiles and explosive laden boats.

伊朗也部署了岸基飛彈和載滿炸藥的船隻來封鎖海峽。

And since the fighting began, 10 vessels have been attacked and last night, three more.

而且自從戰鬥開始以來，已有10艘船隻遇襲，昨晚又有3艘。

The Strait of Hormuz is now the most unsafe place to be on a boat, narrowly surpassing with your recently divorced uncle.

荷姆茲海峽現在是海上最危險的地方，險勝你那位剛離婚的叔叔。

Earlier this week, Iran said that until the United States and Israel end their attacks, it will not allow even one liter of oil to leave the region.

這週稍早，伊朗表示，在美國和以色列結束攻擊之前，他們不會讓一滴油離開該地區。

Okay, but liters are meaningless to Americans.

好的，但加侖對美國人來說沒什麼意義。

We need in our system of measurement, like gallon or gulp.

我們需要我們的計量單位，像是加侖或咕嚕。

All of this is causing complete chaos in the oil market.

這一切都讓石油市場陷入一片混亂。

So yesterday, to reassure all that nervous money out there, we heard from Secretary of Energy and man telling a crab to put down the kitchen knife.

所以昨天，為了安撫那些緊張的資金，我們聽到了能源部長的說法，還有一個叫人把廚房裡的刀放下的人。

Wright posted on social media saying the U.S.

Wright 在社群媒體上發文說，美國

navy successfully escorted an oil tanker through the Strait of Hormuz to ensure oil remains flowing to global markets.

海軍成功護送了一艘油輪通過荷姆茲海峽，確保石油持續流向全球市場。

But the message vanished within minutes because turns out that never happened.

但這則訊息幾分鐘後就消失了，因為事實上根本沒發生過。

But not before Wall street went all bonkers.

但在此之前，華爾街已經瘋狂了。

Believing things are going to be okay with futures for oil, diesel and gasoline sliding and stocks jumping up.

期貨市場的石油、機油和汽油價格下跌，股市卻上漲，讓人以為一切都會好轉。

But then when the tweet was deleted, investors were left struggling and there's already too much drama in the life of an investor.

但隨後這則推文被刪除，投資者陷入掙扎，投資者的人生已經有太多戲劇性了。

This cocaine's not hitting like it used to.

This is now hitting Americans at the gas pump.

這現在正影響著美國人的油價。

Before the war, the average price was two $2.98 a gallon.

戰前，平均每加侖是 2.98 美元。

Looks like we might have to downgrade some of our summer travel plans.

看來我們可能得縮減一些夏日旅遊計畫了。

我說我要帶你們去迪士尼世界。

I'm going to whip you around for a while while grandma sings Hakuna Matata.

我會帶你們繞圈圈，同時奶奶會唱哈庫那瑪塔塔。

Trump is scrambling to minimize the political damage, posting earlier this week short term oil prices which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear is a very small price to pay for USA and world safety and peace.

川普正急著想辦法降低政治傷害，他這週稍早發文說，短期油價會快速下跌，因為摧毀伊朗核武是為了美國和世界的安全與和平付出的小代價。

Somehow, somehow, Somehow, President businessman didn't see all this coming.

不知怎麼的，不知怎麼的，不知怎麼的，這位總統兼商人竟然沒有預料到這一切。

Reportedly, this weekend's oil price spike caught White House staffers off guard.

據報導，這週末的油價飆漲讓白宮幕僚措手不及。

It absolutely surprised the administration.

You were surprised that bombing the place the oil comes from makes the oil cost more?

你很驚訝轟炸產油國會讓油價上漲嗎？

I thought burning down the Ann Taylor loft would lead to more sensible workplace separates.

我以為燒掉 Ann Taylor 的店會讓上班族服飾更實惠。

Trump went to Ohio today to sort of sell his war.

川普今天去了俄亥俄州，試圖推銷他的戰爭。

And while he was there touring a factory, Fox News Peter Doocy asked this.

他在參觀一家工廠時，Fox News 的 Peter Doocy 問了他這個問題。

You just said it is a little excursion and you said it is a war.

你剛剛說這是一趟小小的出差，又說這是一場戰爭。

It's an excursion that will keep us out of a war.

這是一趟出差，能讓我們避免戰爭。

我的意思是，對他們來說，這是一場戰爭。

For us, it's turned out to be easier than we thought.

對我們來說，這比我們想的還要輕鬆。

這是一場戰爭，但也是一趟出差。

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