Name: 柯南·歐布萊恩揭露2026年奧斯卡準備！當晚目標、最大恐懼大公開！ (Conan O'Brien Breaks Down His 2026 Oscars Prep: Goals for the Night, Biggest Fears & More)
Uploaded: 2026-03-10T21:36:20.000Z
Duration: 8 min 53 s

Welcome to my photo shoot for the Oscar issue of the Hollywood Reporter.

歡迎來到我為《好萊塢報導》奧斯卡特刊拍攝的寫真。

That's what people say when they didn't like the first one.

這句話通常是人家覺得上一張不太OK的時候會說。

And welcome to my photo shoot for the big Oscar issue of the Hollywood Reporter.

歡迎來到我為《好萊塢報導》的奧斯卡大特刊拍攝的寫真。

I feel that I am prepared for this year's Oscars.

我覺得我為今年的奧斯卡做好了準備。

Not only have we worked on some material, but

I've also spent a massive amount of time working on my body, crafting it, sculpting it.

我也花了大量的時間雕塑我的身體，塑造它。

I use a lot of turn of the century, 1902, 1903 gym equipment, some of it found at the wreck of the Titanic.

我會用很多世紀之交，1902、1903年的健身器材，有些還是在鐵達尼號的殘骸裡找到的。

I have a sculpted, sculpted upper body, which I think is key.

我練出了線條分明的上半身，我覺得這很重要。

My silhouette will be fantastic, my posture superb.

我的身形會很棒，我的體態也會很出色。

There's a certain point during the preparation process where you realize you've gone too far.

準備過程中有個階段，你會意識到自己做得太過了。

I had a scale Dolby theater built in my basement and I've hired look alikes for all the stars.

我在地下室蓋了一個杜比劇院，還找了所有明星的替身。

Timothee Chalamet, Michael B. Jordan, the Skarsgard.

Timothee Chalamet、Michael B. Jordan、Skarsgard 兄弟。

我其實剛好拿到 Skarsgard 兄弟。

And I've run through the Oscars 75 times in my basement and it's starting to be diminishing returns, you know, So I think I need to just do the show now.

我在地下室已經把奧斯卡演練了 75 次，感覺有點效益遞減了，你知道嗎？所以我想我現在該來真的了。

People have pointed out to me that as the night goes on, you're playing to mostly a room filled with people who have lost their chance to win an Oscar.

有人跟我說，隨著夜晚的進行，你面對的觀眾大部分都是那些錯失奧斯卡機會的人。

But I've been playing for losers for my entire career.

但我整個職業生涯都在為輸家演出。

For a huge swath of my late night show, people that came to see my taping felt like they had lost already.

在我深夜節目的大部分時間裡，來錄影現場的觀眾都覺得自己已經輸了。

My main goal is to entertain as the Oscar host, but

我的主要目標是作為奧斯卡主持人來娛樂大家，但是

there's another that I need to provide as well, which is empathy.

我也需要提供另一種東西，那就是同理心。

I spend a lot of time backstage consoling people who've lost.

我花很多時間在後臺安慰那些輸家。

People don't see that part in the commercial breaks.

這些畫面在廣告時間是看不到的。

I'm telling people that they're better off without an Oscar.

我會告訴大家，沒有奧斯卡反而更好。

The Oscar will ruin their career, as it has for so many.

奧斯卡會毀掉他們的事業，就像對待那麼多人一樣。

I think that is my biggest role is a consoler.

我想這是我身為安慰者的最大角色。

My biggest takeaway from hosting last year was that the Oscar statues are not well guarded.

我去年主持最大的心得是，奧斯卡獎座其實沒有看得很嚴。

They have, I think, an intern looking after them who leaves frequently for a wedge of coffee cake.

我想有個實習生在顧，但他常常去買塊咖啡蛋糕就離開了。

And I'm gonna try and get this year best actor if I can.

如果可以的話，我今年想試著拿最佳男主角。

And one for cinematography, just to fill out the set.

再拿一座最佳攝影，把一套湊齊。

I think the headline, conan fails to show her second Oscar, that would follow me for quite some time.

我想「Conan 沒能拿到第二座奧斯卡」這個標題，會跟著我很久。

You know, this year, I'm gonna use Google Maps.

你知道嗎，今年我要用 Google Maps。

And not showing up in show business can follow you for a long time.

在演藝圈缺席，這件事可能會跟著你很久。

I want to avoid aliens attack during Oscars.

我希望在奧斯卡頒獎典禮期間，能避免外星人攻擊。

When you first walk out there, your biggest fear often is, should I have had the plastic surgery a few months earlier?

你剛走出去的時候，你最大的恐懼常常是，我應該幾個月前就去整形嗎？

Because last year I had a lot of swelling.

I had major work done three days before the Oscars, and

我在奧斯卡頒獎典禮前三天動了大手術，

you could see I looked like I was in Guillermo del Toromo's Frankenstein.

你看起來就像是吉勒摩·戴託羅的科學怪人。

I think that's the biggest fear is that maybe if you've had a little nip or tuck, that maybe you did it too close to the show.

我想最大的恐懼是，如果你動了一些小手術，你可能做太接近頒獎典禮了。

I think you want something to go wrong occasionally.

我覺得你偶爾會希望發生一些狀況。

Humans are really good at noticing when something's spontaneous.

人類很擅長注意到什麼是自然的。

When something goes a little off, it's great.

Now there's off, and then there's really off.

不過「有點狀況」和「大出狀況」還是有差的。

你當然不希望是那種大出狀況。

你希望是那種「有點小狀況」。

你希望是那種「有點好笑的狀況」。

You know, someone dropping their Oscar, maybe a wardrobe malfunction.

像是有人把奧斯卡獎弄掉，或是服裝出了小意外。

當然，還有其他我們不想要的狀況。

你想要的是那種「好的狀況」。

There's the good off, and then there's off, and you don't want that off.

有好幾種「狀況」，還有那種你不想要的「狀況」。

I don't know why I became Nixon at the end, but I did.

我不知道為什麼最後我變成尼克森，但我確實變了。

There are fewer and fewer things that bring us together.

越來越少東西能把我們凝聚在一起了。

That's just the way it is in our fractured society.

這就是我們這個破碎社會的寫照。

It's nice to be talking to a large audience, not just in our country, but around the world.

很高興能跟廣大的觀眾交流，不只是我們國家，而是全世界。

It's a very cool evening and a rare opportunity to talk to more than just your little silo of fans.

這是一個很棒的夜晚，也是一個難得的機會，可以跟不只你那小圈圈的粉絲交流。

So I actually love that about the Oscars.

所以我其實很喜歡奧斯卡這一點。

I said it to them last year when they called.

我去年他們打電話來的時候就跟他們說了。

They said it's an honor to do it because it's a big.

他們說很榮幸能做到這件事，因為這是一個很盛大的。

And it's an event I grew up watching, and it's nice to be part of it.

這也是我從小看到大的盛會，能參與其中感覺真好。

People ask me all the time, do you still get nervous?

很多人一直問我，你還會緊張嗎？