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Uploaded: 2026-02-19T17:05:36.000Z
Duration: 6 min 52 s

Give it up for Louis Cato and the great big joy machine, Lewis.

掌聲歡迎 Louis Cato 和超讚的 joy machine，Lewis。

It's always exciting when this gentleman joins the band here on the stand.

這位紳士加入我們在舞臺上的樂團時，總是令人興奮。

Please tell everybody who who is sitting with the band this evening.

請告訴大家今晚和樂團一起坐在臺上的嘉賓是誰。

And we have the larger than life soul of Thundercat.

還有這位氣勢磅礴的靈魂人物 Thundercat。

His new album Distracted, comes out April 3rd.

他的新專輯 Distracted，將在 4 月 3 日發行。

Last performed on the show just this past fall.

上次在節目上表演是去年秋天。

I'm so glad you could be here before the show is over.

我很高興你能在節目結束前趕到。

First time we had you on was on the old show.

上次你上節目是我們以前的節目。

我覺得你就像我們節目的一份子。

Next Tuesday is the State of the Union and we will have our final late show live show live from the Ed Sullivan Theater.

下個星期二就是國情諮文，我們將從艾德·蘇利文劇院進行最後一場深夜秀直播。

We will be live if my voice comes back because right now this is the best I can do.

我們會直播，前提是我的聲音能恢復，因為現在我只能這樣了。

而且在這個音高，它會變得更好。

When I go down here, if I talk like this, if I get down here, it's much stronger.

當我降到這裡，如果我這樣說話，如果我降到這裡，會強壯很多。

但當我升到這裡，它就消失了。

這就是我的壞男孩聲音，各位。

If you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time right over there in the news workshop.

如果你有看節目，就知道我大部分時間都在新聞工作室那邊。

Shaping the most topical rabbit fur felt into a 3 1/2 inch pinched crown on a century old milliner's block.

利用最時事的兔毛氈，在百年帽匠的模具上塑造成一個 3.5 英寸的尖頂帽。

And adding a vintage French grosgrain ribbon with a crossbar to make for you the classic yet contemporary Julia Knox oxblock teardrop pork pie.

並加上一條帶有橫桿的復古法國羅緞絲帶，為你打造經典又現代的 Julia Knox 圓頂禮帽。

But sometimes, just sometimes, folks, after losing a fight with a circus baboon, I kick a hole in a rusty hubcap and jam a discarded spittoon into it.

但有時候，真的有時候，各位，在跟馬戲團狒狒打輸之後，我會踢破一個生鏽的輪轂蓋，然後把一個丟掉的痰盂塞進去。

Then slink away hidden under the hobo sombrero of news.

然後躲在新聞的遊民寬邊帽裡溜走。

Meanwhile, Thanks to a social media leak, we got a sneak peek of dunkin donuts rumored 18 item spring menu featuring items like a banana protein latte and berry, which Berry.

同時，由於社交媒體洩漏，我們搶先看到了 Dunkin Donuts 傳聞中的 18 項春季菜單，其中有像是香蕉蛋白質拿鐵和 Berry，還有 Berry。

Store's called Dunkin Donuts, not asking questions.

Meanwhile, doctors are warning about a terrifying little known side effect of getting a tattoo.

同時，醫生們正警告關於刺青一個令人害怕、鮮為人知的副作用。

It's a rare sight, threatening condition that can lead to permanent blindness.

這是罕見的狀況，可能導致永久失明。

I should have just gotten another belly ring.

我當初應該再去穿個肚臍環就好。

Meanwhile, a new study into our food habits found that 40% of trips to fast, casual restaurants begin with simple fatigue.

同時，一項關於我們飲食習慣的新研究發現，40% 的速食休閒餐廳行程始於單純的疲勞。

Yeah, we know there's a reason Olive Garden's slogan is we.

對，我們知道 Olive Garden 的口號「當你來這裡，你就只是今天」是有原因的。

I'm gonna do this, and you can cut it if you want.

When I saw this joke, I said, I gotta get this pic out here.

當我看到這個笑話時，我說，我一定要把這張照片放出來。

The last day that I shot for the Daily show back in 2005, before I started the Colbert pour, I went and spent all day shooting some piece about the car that General Lee from Dukes of Hazzard with the actor who played Cooter.

我最後一次為《每日秀》拍攝是在 2005 年，在開始《科爾伯特報告》之前，我花了一整天時間拍攝關於《轟轟烈烈》中的 General Lee 汽車，以及飾演 Cooter 的演員。

I don't remember what the story was about.

我不記得那個故事是關於什麼的。

And it was the last field piece I ever did for the Daily Show.

這是我最後一次為《每日秀》拍攝外景。

And at the end of the day, it was 11:30 at night, and

那天結束時，已經是晚上 11 點半了，

there was only one place to eat near the airport hotel where we're staying.

而且我們住的機場飯店附近只有一家餐廳。

my producer, a wonderful guy named Jim Margolis, said, hey, Stephen, turn around.

我的製作人，一位很棒的 Jim Margolis，他說，嘿，Stephen，轉過來。

Because he wanted to capture my feeling at the end of my career at the Daily show in front of the Applebee's.

因為他想捕捉我在《每日秀》生涯結束時，站在 Applebee's 前面的感覺。

所以，對，這就是為什麼我們要快點。

Meanwhile, controversial YouTuber turned pro wrestler Logan Paul's rare Pokemon card was auctioned for a record breaking $16 million after he purchased it for $5 million just five years ago.

同時，爭議 YouTuber 轉職職業摔角手的 Logan Paul，他那張稀有的寶可夢卡，在五年前以五百萬美元購入後，最近以創紀錄的一千六百萬美元拍賣成交。

That story has officially broken the record for best things happening to the worst person since.

這個故事正式打破了「史上最糟的人發生最棒事情」的紀錄。

Pile of cash falling on Mel Gibson somehow enlarges his penis.

一堆現金砸在 Mel Gibson 身上，不知怎地讓他的生殖器變大了。

Meanwhile, New York's couples are going wild for Grand Central Station's hidden kissing room.

同時，紐約的伴侶們正瘋狂迷戀著中央車站裡隱藏的親吻房。

It's a discreet alternative to the port authorities offering the open air bench where people do hand stuff.

這是一個比港務局提供的露天長椅更隱蔽的選擇，人們在那裡做些親密的事。

We'll be right back with Senator Jon Ossoff.

我們馬上回來，要訪問的是參議員 Jon Ossoff。