Name: 喬治亞州樹木大爆炸？！ छेद到土撥鼠日了嗎？ | 悲傷馬年！ (Georgia's Trees Are Exploding | The End Of Groundhog Day? | Year Of The Sad Horse)
Uploaded: 2026-01-28T17:07:24.000Z
Duration: 5 min 40 s

Give it up for Louis Cato and the band, everybody.

各位，為 Louis Cato 和樂團鼓掌！

I'm lucky enough to work with my writers, the finest writers on television.

我很幸運能跟我的編劇們一起工作，他們是電視圈最棒的編劇。

今晚我們只有短短幾分鐘的時間。

Sam Rockwell is going to be out here in just a few moments.

Sam Rockwell 幾分鐘後就會過來這裡了。

And perhaps my favorite short story writer living alive today.

而且可能是我現在還活著最喜歡的短篇小說作家。

I don't have to tell you this country is in winter's icy grip.

我不用跟你們說，這個國家正處於嚴冬的冰凍之中。

173 million Americans are under extreme cold warnings.

有 1.73 億美國人正處於極寒警告之下。

Now, extreme cold warnings are like regular cold warnings, except they come in Baja blasts.

現在，極寒警告就像一般的寒冷警告，只是它們會伴隨著「Baja blasts」。

Temperatures have been so frigid in Georgia that trees are exploding.

喬治亞州的氣溫實在太冷了，樹都炸開了。

You can read all about it in the children's book The Giving Tree 2.

你可以在兒童繪本《The Giving Tree 2》裡讀到這一切。

This time it explodes, But I'd like to address these trees directly.

這次它們爆炸了，但我很想直接跟這些樹說說話。

Maybe you wouldn't explode if you just let out your feelings every so often.

也許你們平常多表達一下情緒，就不會爆炸了。

Like the weeping willows, they cry and express themselves.

就像那些垂柳，它們會哭、會表達自己。

They don't explode at Thanksgiving dinner 15 years from now when someone just casually mentions the mashed potatoes were a little gummy.

你們不會在 15 年後的感恩節晚餐上爆炸，因為有人隨口提到馬鈴薯泥有點太軟了。

This historic cold means there's never been a more crucial time to hear from America's foremost meteorologist, Punxsutony Phil.

這歷史性的寒冷意味著，現在是時候聽聽美國最權威的氣象學家 Punxsutony Phil 的話了。

Check your calendars to see when that is in your area.

檢查一下你們的行事曆，看看在你們那邊是哪一天。

He forecasts the next six weeks of weather for the entire world.

他會預測接下來六週全世界的天氣。

America's magical weather predicting rodent is now under threat because PETA wants to replace Punxsutony Phil with a hologram.

美國這個神奇的預測天氣的嚙齒動物，現在面臨威脅，因為 PETA 想要用全息影像取代 Punxsutony Phil。

For 139 years, Americans have relied on a weather prediction system where townspeople get tanked at local bars, then gather in large numbers to harass a specially selected ground vermin and based on the direction it runs in terror, decide whether we're getting six more weeks of trees blowing up.

139年來，美國人一直依賴一個天氣預測系統，鎮民們會在當地酒吧喝醉，然後聚集起來騷擾一隻特別選定的地棲害蟲，根據牠驚恐逃跑的方向，來決定我們是不是還有六週的樹木會被炸飛。

Also, this event is the only thing propping up our national top hat industry.

而且，這場活動是支撐我們國家高帽產業的唯一動力。

If Punxsutawney Phil goes, all we've got left is Punxsutawney Slash.

如果 Punxsutawney Phil 走了，我們就只剩下 Punxsutawney Slash 了。

PETA sent a letter requesting that Phil be replaced with what they call a dazzling 3D projection so that Phil and his family can retire to a reputable sanctuary.

PETA 寄了一封信，要求用他們所謂的炫麗 3D 投影來取代 Phil，這樣 Phil 和他的家人就可以退休到一個聲譽良好的庇護所。

Any chance that reputable sanctuary is a farm upstate.

那個聲譽良好的庇護所，有沒有可能是上州的農場？

Of course, replacing meteorologists with optical illusions is nothing new.

當然啦，用光學幻覺取代氣象學家也不是什麼新鮮事。

We all remember the success the Today show found when they replaced Al Roker with a magic eye poster.

我們都記得《今日秀》用一張魔幻眼海報取代 Al Roker 時的成功。

Let's take a look at these two AI generated Phils.

我們來看看這兩位 AI 生成的 Phil。

One for six more weeks of winter that looks like Phil is haunting us from his reputable sanctuary.

一位是預告還有六週的冬天，看起來就像 Phil 在他聲譽良好的庇護所裡糾纏著我們。

And another for early spring that looks like he moved from Gobbler's Knob to Gobbler's Coachella.

另一位則是預告春天提早到來，看起來就像他從 Gobbler's Knob 搬到了 Gobbler's Coachella。

And there's another winter holiday on the horizon for all y'.

而且各位，還有另一個冬季假期即將到來。

For many Asian cultures, lunar new year is this February 17th.

對許多亞洲文化來說，農曆新年就在今年的 2 月 17 日。

In Chinese astrology, this year is the year of the horse.

在中國占星學裡，今年是馬年。

According to the Chinese calendar, 2026 is the year of the fire horse.

Pretty sure that's not Chinese, but I gotta say, that is metal as hell.

說實話，那聽起來超酷的，但那不是中文。

Almost as metal as 1990, which was the year of the metal horse.

跟 1990 年差不多酷，那年是金馬年。

This lunar New Year in China is a new stuffed animal.

今年中國的農曆新年，有個新的絨毛玩具。

They're calling it the Accidental Crying Horse toy.

他們叫它「意外哭泣馬」玩具。

That little guy right there is the perfect symbol for how it feels in 2026.

眼前這個小傢伙，完美象徵了 2026 年的感受。

We're sad and we're soft, but we're still hoping we can sleep with you.

我們難過、我們脆弱，但還是希望可以跟你一起睡。

Apparently, the horse wasn't supposed to be frowning.

聽說這匹馬本來不是要皺眉頭的。

A shop worker accidentally sewed the horse's smile.

是店員不小心把馬的微笑縫反了。

The sad horse went viral on social media, and

這匹憂鬱的馬在社群媒體上爆紅，

the shop decided to produce more of the defective toy.

店家於是決定量產這個有瑕疵的玩具。

Or as they say in Chinese, emotionally troubled horse.

或者用中文說，情緒困擾的馬。

我們馬上回來，和山姆·洛克威爾一起。

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