Name: 深夜電視大掃蕩！FCC 盯上 Kimmel 和 Colbert，因為他們採訪政治候選人！ (Late Night TV Crackdown: FCC Goes After Kimmel And Colbert Over Political Candidate Interviews)
Uploaded: 2026-01-24T17:02:03.000Z
Duration: 4 min 35 s

Welcome back everyone for Lewis Cato in the band tonight.

大家晚安，歡迎回到 Lewis Cato 的樂團今晚的演出。

Tonight, my friend, we have one of our old friends.

今晚，我的朋友，我們有一位老朋友要來。

Chance the Rapper will be out here in just a little while.

Chance the Rapper 等一下就會過來。

And also we have a renowned expert in both nonviolence and in nonviolent resistance.

而且我們還有一位在非暴力和非暴力抵抗領域都很有名的專家。

Stephan will be out here to talk about some things you can think about in the years ahead.

史蒂芬等等會過來聊聊一些你未來幾年可以思考的事情。

Now, in the first act over there before the commercial break, I was talking a whole lot about the whole Davos thing with the Greenland not happening and Trump's new peace board.

好，在廣告休息之前，第一段我講了很多關於達沃斯峰會、格陵蘭計畫取消以及川普新和平委員會的事。

Well, the announcement of the peace board gave us a freshly disturbing photo of Trump's hands.

嗯，和平委員會的宣佈，讓我們看到一張川普手部的新照片，看了讓人不安。

He's like a zombie that got food poisoning from eating himself.

他就像個食物中毒的喪屍，把自己吃進去了。

我吃過的布丁皮都比他的皮膚厚。

Yvonne, can we go full frame with that again?

Yvonne，我們可以再全螢幕看一次嗎？

Look at the color of his face compared with the color of his hand.

看看他臉的顏色跟手的顏色做對比。

If your finger shade is earthworm on rainy day, your foundation can't be butterscotch topping.

如果你手指的顏色是下雨天的土色，你的粉底就不能是太妃糖。

Now Press secretary Caroline Levitt explained the new purple knuckles saying at the Board of Peace event today in Davos, President Trump hid his hand on the corner of the signing table causing it to bruise.

現在新聞祕書 Caroline Levitt 在今天於達沃斯舉行的和平委員會活動上解釋了新的紫色指節，她說川普總統在簽署桌的角落藏了他的手，導致手瘀青。

And what was the signing table made out of?

Today I gotta watch what I say about Trump because Johnny Law is once again coming after yours truly here.

今天我得小心說話，因為「法律先生」又盯上我了。

Yesterday there was a new announcement from FCC chair and disappointed testicle Brendan Carr.

昨天 FCC 主席、失望的睪丸 Brendan Carr 有個新宣佈。

The New York Times described the announcement this FCC target Colbert and Kimmel in a new crackdown on late night tv.

《紐約時報》報導，FCC 這次鎖定 Colbert 和 Kimmel，將嚴厲整頓深夜電視節目。

A new crackdown on late night TV that has enormous implications for me for four more months.

一個新的深夜電視節目嚴厲整頓行動，這對我未來四個月有重大影響。

So let's talk about these new crackdown rules that my lawyer warned me not to talk about.

所以，我們來聊聊這些我律師警告我不要說的新整頓規則。

The FCC is announcing plans to enforce long dormant rules on appearances by political candidates on network talk shows.

FCC 宣佈計畫要執行那些沉寂已久的規定，關於政治候選人出現在無線電視談話性節目上。

They've awakened the long dormant rules not seen since the mind bending horrors of the pre Euclidean variety show Cthulhu tonight.

他們喚醒了那些沉寂已久的規定，自從歐幾裡得之前的、令人腦洞大開的各種節目克蘇魯時代以來就沒見過了。

This is clearly an attempt to silence me, Jimmy and Seth.

這顯然是想封鎖我、Jimmy 和 Seth 的嘴。

And I've got to say one thing to the fcc.

Hey, I'm flattered you think that appearing on my show has the power to affect politics in any way.

嘿，我受寵若驚，你們覺得出現在我的節目上，有任何能力影響政治。

I've been doing this job for 21 years and let me tell you something, buddy, if our government had turned out the way I had chosen, you would not have the power to make this announcement.

我做這份工作已經 21 年了，跟你說句實話，朋友，如果我們的政府照我希望的發展，你們就沒辦法發布這個聲明。

So we don't have the leaders that I want, but

所以我們沒有我想要的領導人，但是

hopefully that's all going to change after my hard hitting interview with tonight's guest, Chance, the next president of the United States.

希望在我今晚對嘉賓 Chance，也就是下一任美國總統的嚴厲採訪後，這一切都會改變。