Name: 同時... 一隻叫「六七」的豬 | 人類的單偶制 | 紐約市殺警紀錄！ (Meanwhile... A Pig Named "Six Seven" | Human Monogamy | NYC's Homicide Record)
Uploaded: 2025-12-12T17:07:14.000Z
Duration: 6 min 13 s

Please say hello to Louis Cato and the band.

請跟 Louis Cato 和樂團打個招呼。

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Folks, if you watch the show, you know that I spend most of my time right over there in the news atelier cutting and shaping the most topical Venezia calf leather into a compact construction with eight card slots and two side slip pockets.

各位，如果你們有看節目，就知道我大部分時間都在新聞工作室裡，把最時事的 Venezia 小牛皮剪裁塑形，做成有八個卡槽和兩個側邊插袋的緊湊結構。

Then giving a fine cacao intenso patina with debossing to make for you the elegant Bertluti scrito bifold.

然後用細緻的 cacao intenso 染色，加上壓花，為你打造出優雅的 Bertluti scrito 雙折皮夾。

But sometimes I crash my getaway backhoe into a culvert where I stitch some engine wire as a drawstring through a flap of a torn gravel sack and roam the byways collecting roadkill knuckle bones in the scrounge pouch of news.

但有時候，我會開著我的越野挖土機撞進涵洞，在那裡我把一些引擎線當作抽繩，穿過破舊的砂石袋，然後在新聞的搜刮袋裡遊走，收集路邊的動物骨頭。

Meanwhile, that's the only Christmas gift I need.

同時，這就是我需要的唯一聖誕禮物。

This is the only gift Santa's got in his pouch.

這就是聖誕老人袋子裡唯一的禮物。

Meanwhile, in San Francisco on Monday, a woman gave birth inside a Waymo self driving car.

同時，週一在舊金山，一名女子在 Waymo 自駕車內生下了孩子。

Both mother and baby are still circling the parking lot of a. Joanne Fabrics won't let them out.

媽媽和寶寶還在一家 Joanne Fabrics 的停車場繞圈圈，不讓他們離開。

Meanwhile, Pizza Hut has designed a new holiday onesie that costs $90.

同時，Pizza Hut 設計了一款新的節日連身衣，要價 90 美元。

It features the Pizza Hut logo and winter designs.

上面有 Pizza Hut 的 Logo 和冬季圖案。

The onesie is part of their seasonal triple treat box, which contains two medium one topping pizzas, five breadsticks and a choice of dessert.

這款連身衣是他們季節限定的「三倍樂」套餐的一部分，裡面有兩個中型單點披薩、五根麵包棒，以及一份甜點。

That's right, the triple treat box contains four items.

沒錯，這個「三倍樂」套餐總共有四樣東西。

Because Pizza Hut is not bound by your rules, Grandpa, their slogan is Nobody out pizzas the Hut.

因為 Pizza Hut 不受你的規則限制，爺爺，他們的口號是「沒有人能比 Pizza Hut 更厲害」。

Why don't you and that stick up your ass head over to Domino's?

為什麼你和那個死腦筋不去 Domino's 呢？

The colorful onesies come in men's and women's sizes.

這些色彩繽紛的連身衣有分男款和女款尺寸。

Perfect for date nights when you want to snuggle up and have zero access to each other's genitals.

非常適合約會之夜，當你想依偎在一起，又完全不想有任何肢體接觸時。

Meanwhile, burger chain In N Out has officially removed the number 67 from its ordering system after the viral 6.7 trend.

同時，漢堡連鎖店 In N Out 在爆紅的 6.7 趨勢後，已正式從點餐系統中移除數字 67。

If you're not familiar with the 67 trend, can I crawl inside your brain and live there?

如果你不瞭解 67 趨勢，我可以鑽進你的腦袋裡住嗎？

The chain has also banned the number 69 from its ticket system.

該連鎖店也禁止在點餐系統中使用數字 69。

You're going to lose the number 69, but keep the name In N Out.

你們要捨棄 69 這個數字，卻保留 In N Out 這個名字。

In other six seven news, you've heard of pardoning turkeys.

再說到六七的另一則新聞，你們聽過赦免火雞吧。

Well, down in Miami, they have a different tradition.

在邁阿密，他們有不同的傳統。

And a pig named 6ix7 was pardoned by the Miami Dade mayor.

一隻名叫 6ix7 的豬，被邁阿密戴德郡的市長赦免了。

Which sounds cute until you find out he was pardoned for murder.

聽起來很可愛，直到你發現牠是因為謀殺被赦免。

Yeah, he strangled a guy over a gambling debt the guy would have paid him.

對，牠勒死了一個欠牠賭債的人，那個人本來會還錢的。

I want you to know the actual written part of that joke ended about 45 seconds ago.

我想讓你知道，那個笑話的實際文字部分大概在 45 秒前就結束了。

But I liked it so much that I inflicted it on you.

但我太喜歡它了，所以就把它講給你聽了。

Meanwhile, if you're wondering how monogamous are humans, a study ranks us between meerkats and beavers.

同時間，如果你好奇人類有多麼專一，有研究把我們排在狐獴和河狸之間。

At the top of the monogamy table was the California deer mouse.

專一排行榜的頂端是加州鹿鼠。

And the least monogamous was the Scottish soay sheep, which explains the vibe of this photo.

而最不專一的是蘇格蘭的索伊羊，這也解釋了這張照片的感覺。

Me and the wife noticed you across the moor, And we.

我和我老婆在荒原上注意到你，然後我們。

Meanwhile, New York City just tied its record for the longest stretch without a homicide, which is good news.

同時，紐約市創下了連續無凶殺案的最長紀錄，這真是個好消息。

The bad news is New Yorkers still measure time by how long it's been since we were murdered.

壞消息是，紐約客衡量時間的方式，還是取決於我們多久沒被謀殺了。

After being arrested, a Florida man claims he was teleported into a stolen BMW by X Men, telling police, you saved me from the aliens.

一名佛羅裡達男子被捕後聲稱，他被X戰警傳送到一輛被偷的BMW裡，並告訴警方，你們救了我免於外星人的魔掌。

Hey, he was just exercising his Miranda rights.

嘿，他只是在行使他的米蘭達權利。

Meanwhile, a lineman rescued a bear from an Arizona utility pole.

同時，一名線路工人在亞利桑那州救了一隻熊，牠爬上電線桿。

There he is, carefully approaching to prod the bear until it climbs down and scampers off.

看，他正小心翼翼地靠近，用東西戳熊，直到牠爬下來跑掉。

Reached for comment, the bear said, hey, I was just trying to route a primary line through the new single phase transformer with some Jag bag started poking me with a stick.

當被問及評論時，熊說，嘿，我只是想透過新的單相變壓器拉一條主線，結果有個混蛋拿棍子戳我。

我們馬上回來，請鎖定 Peyton Winslet。