Name: 馬特-古利意外撞見凱莎上廁所 | 柯南-奧布萊恩需要朋友 (Matt Gourley Accidentally Walked In On Kesha In The Bathroom | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)
Uploaded: 2025-07-21T16:51:56.000Z
Duration: 7 min 42 s

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Okay, we need to discuss something that just happened moments ago and this has never happened before on the podcast in five years.

好吧，我們需要討論一些剛剛發生的事情，這在播客中五年來從未發生過。

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She's so funny and fun and it was revealing and cool and all kinds of stuff.

她是如此風趣、有趣，而且很有啟發性，很酷，什麼都有。

I remain here and start doodling on my sketch pad.

我留在這裡，開始在畫板上塗鴉。

I remain here too because I am a decent person.

我留在這裡也是因為我是一個正直的人。

Then why don't you tell us what happened, Matt?

那你為什麼不告訴我們發生了什麼，馬特？

I had to pee and I went to the bathroom and I opened the door.

我想尿尿，就去了衛生間，然後打開了門。

It wasn't locked and Kesha was peeing in the bathroom.

So you walked in on Kesha while she was urinating.

所以你在凱莎小便的時候撞見了她。

But she did the cutest little, like an Ewok or something.

但她做得最可愛了，像個伊沃克人什麼的。

She was very nice about it and I truly didn't mean to.

她對我很好，我真的不是故意的。

You said you truly didn't mean to, but I would like to point out that just as you got up from the table, you looked at me and you said, time to watch Kesha pee and stormed out of the room.

你說你真的不是故意的，但我想說的是，就在你從桌子上站起來的時候，你看著我說，該去看凱莎撒尿了，然後就衝出了房間。

The door was closed and you didn't think about like knocking.

門是關著的，你沒想過要敲門。

The door was not locked and there are two doors in that restroom.

門沒有上鎖，而洗手間有兩扇門。

There's the door and immediately to the left, there's another door.

門在那裡，左手邊還有一扇門。

So I just, anytime I've ever used that restroom, it's always locked if it's being occupied.

所以，我每次去廁所，如果有人，廁所總是鎖著的。

Are you suggesting that I did that on purpose?

I find I just certainly will from here on out.

The we have a whole bunch of people out there who are watching the podcast.

I mean, it really did sound like a house of murder.

我的意思是，這聽起來真的像是一座凶宅。

Well, and also, I have to admit, because I think it's a very awkward situation for everybody.

好吧，我也不得不承認，因為我覺得這對每個人來說都是一個非常尷尬的局面。

You came in here like I just walked in on Kesha and then we could have just you could have ignored it.

你來這裡就像我剛撞見凱莎一樣 然後我們就可以無視它了

But you went out there and you apologized, which was nice.

But it also I don't know, does that make somebody more uncomfortable or more embarrassed?

但我也不知道，這會不會讓人更不舒服或更尷尬？

I was right on the heels of Eduardo saying, let me just go pee really quickly.

我緊跟著愛德華多說，讓我趕緊去撒尿。

In his defense, he was trying to watch Eduardo urinate.

他辯解說，他是想看愛德華多小便。

And accidentally walked in on sexy Kesha.

And just to to let people know here, there are two bathrooms.

為了讓大家知道，這裡有兩間浴室。

And then there is one that is kind of further on down the hall.

And so you didn't use the one right next to the studio.

所以你沒有用工作室旁邊的那間。

I thought, why didn't you walk in on that one?

我想，你為什麼不走進去看看呢？

Because I thought Eduardo went into that one.

因為我以為愛德華多進入了那個房間。

And I thought no one else is in this other one because I knew he went into that one.

我想沒有其他人會參加另一部電影，因為我知道他參加了那部電影。

There's a lot of assumptions, a lot of assumptions here.

There's also there's also something else or the second bathroom is labeled pop star.

此外，還有一些其他的東西，或者第二間浴室被貼上了流行明星的標籤。

And the first bathroom is labeled peons that work here at the show.

第一間浴室的標籤是在展會上工作的普通人。

Ever crave something tasty but feel you should eat something healthy instead.

是否曾想吃點美味的東西，但又覺得應該吃點健康的東西。

Now you don't have to compromise wonderful pistachios that don't hold back snack.

現在，您不必再為美味的開心果而妥協了，因為它不會成為您的零食。

I like eating a lot of something and not having a lot of guilt about it.

我喜歡吃很多東西，而且不會有太多負罪感。

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馬特-古利意外撞見凱莎上廁所 | 柯南-奧布萊恩需要朋友 (Matt Gourley Accidentally Walked In On Kesha In The Bathroom | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)

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