Name: 你不能這樣做喜劇演員對克里斯蒂-諾姆與移民及海關執法局特工合影的反應 (‘You can’t do that’: Comedians react to picture featuring Kristi Noem with ICE agents)
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Duration: 8 min 43 s

In the news this week, Department of Education debuts new nutritional guidelines for schools.

本週新聞：教育部發布新的學校營養指南。

Investors react to fluctuations in the U.S.

And there's a pundit who's appeared on Morning Joe, Fox News Sunday, and Real Time with Bill Maher.

還有一位曾出現在《早間新聞》、《福克斯新聞週日》和《比爾-馬赫的真實時光》節目中的專家。

So we don't know what her politics are either.

所以我們也不知道她的政治立場是什麼。

我是克里斯汀-索爾蒂斯-安德森。

And joining Michael, who's a writer and comedian, who currently voices Gene Belcher on Bob's Burgers, which means an 11-year-old boy is voicing him here tonight.

邁克爾是一位編劇和喜劇演員 他目前為《漢堡包》中的吉恩-貝爾徹配音 也就是說今晚為他配音的是一個11歲的男孩

And now for the biggest stories of the week.

Well, there's the IRS, which everybody likes.

有國稅局，大家都喜歡國稅局。

I don't think the person has a name or gender.

我不認為這個人有名字或性別。

But I believe they were in charge of this thing, and then they were like, bye!

但我相信他們負責這件事，然後他們就說，再見了！

And the reason is something to do with our government.

The story is the head of the IRS quit one week before tax day, or as Anderson Cooper put it...

事情是這樣的：國稅局局長在納稅日前一週辭職了，正如安德森-庫珀（Anderson Cooper）所說......

In the middle of tax season, CNN has learned that Acting Internal Revenue Service Commissioner Melanie Krause is leaving the agency.

美國有線電視新聞網（CNN）獲悉，正值報稅季，美國國稅局代理局長梅蘭妮-克勞斯（Melanie Krause）即將離職。

You know how bad the news has to be when your body starts rejecting...

Now, there's been a lot of resignations with the new administration, but this one gets to a bigger issue.

新政府上臺後，有很多人辭職，但這一次涉及到一個更大的問題。

Why might the acting IRS commissioner Melanie Krause have decided to resign this week?

國稅局代理局長梅蘭妮-克勞斯（Melanie Krause）為何決定在本週辭職？

It has to do with the fact that the Doge people, I believe, were asking her to turn over all the information that the IRS has against undocumented people, because as I'm sure all of us know, undocumented people pay billions and billions and billions of dollars in taxes.

我相信，這與Doge人要求她交出國稅局掌握的所有針對無證人士的資訊有關，因為我相信我們所有人都知道，無證人士繳納了數十億、數十億、數十億美元的稅款。

They receive nothing in return and they do that so that they can be registered here and enjoy living here and working.

他們沒有得到任何回報，他們這樣做是為了能在這裡註冊，享受在這裡生活和工作的樂趣。

Sources say Melanie Krause made this decision after the Trump administration finalized a deal to share the tax data of immigrants with ICE officials.

有消息稱，梅蘭妮-克勞斯（Melanie Krause）是在特朗普政府敲定與移民及海關執法局（ICE）官員共享移民納稅數據的協議後做出這一決定的。

Pending confirmation, the new IRS commissioner will be former Missouri congressman Billy Long, and let's get an idea of what we're working with here.

在確認之前，新任國稅局局長將由前密蘇里州眾議員比利-朗擔任，讓我們來了解一下我們的工作情況。

First, here's Melanie Krause and here's Billy Long.

首先，這是梅蘭妮-克勞斯，這是比利-朗。

To think how far you could rise from Dukes of Hazzard.

想想你能從《哈扎德公爵》中走多遠吧。

That's one boss dog looking motherfucker.

這狗孃養的長得可真夠霸氣的。

Now, we see Billy Long now, but can anybody guess what was Billy Long's occupation before he became a congressman?

現在，我們看到的是比利-朗，但有誰能猜到比利-朗在成為國會議員之前的職業是什麼？

Here he is showing off his skills in the Rose Garden in 2019.

這是 2019 年他在玫瑰園展示自己的技能。

One person who'll be using that IRS information around immigrants is DHS director Christy Noem.

國土安全部主任克里斯蒂-諾姆（Christy Noem）將會利用國稅局的移民資訊。

Seen here auditioning for the Real Housewives of Yellowstone.

照片中，她正在參加《黃石公園主婦》（Real Housewives of Yellowstone）的試鏡。

On Tuesday, Noem appeared in a video with some ICE agents in Arizona.

本週二，諾姆在亞利桑那州與一些移民及海關執法局特工一起出現在一段視頻中。

Well, it looks like she's kind of pointing the gun at the other dude's head.

嗯，看起來她好像是在用槍指著另一個人的頭。

Yes, Christy is pointing her gun directly at the skull of the dude next to her.

是的，克里斯蒂正用她的槍直指旁邊那人的頭顱。

Now, Trump and Christy have promised that they're going after the worst of the worst, but that doesn't seem like the case at all.

現在，特朗普和克里斯蒂承諾，他們將追捕最壞中的最壞，但事實似乎並非如此。

Take the case of Quilmar Abrego-Garcia, a Maryland father who came here at age 16 and had protected status, but by the government's own admission, has been removed to El Salvador because of an administrative error.

以奎爾馬-阿布萊戈-加西亞（Quilmar Abrego-Garcia）一案為例，他是馬里蘭州的一位父親，16 歲時來到這裡，擁有受保護的身份，但政府自己承認，由於行政錯誤，他已被遣送回薩爾瓦多。

Does anyone even know why this person was on the government's radar in the first place?

有誰知道這個人當初為什麼會被政府盯上？

The judge says the government has given no proof that Abrego-Garcia was a gang member, saying the only evidence given includes his wearing of a Chicago Bulls hat and hoodie and a singular unsubstantiated allegation.

法官說，政府沒有提供任何證據證明阿布來戈-加西亞是幫派成員，並稱提供的唯一證據包括他戴著芝加哥公牛隊的帽子、穿著連帽衫，以及一項未經證實的指控。

Also under suspicion because of the Chicago Bulls stuff is these two.

因為芝加哥公牛隊的事情而受到懷疑的還有這兩個人。

But on Thursday, the Supreme Court weighed in on the case, siding with Abrego-Garcia.

但在本週四，最高法院對此案做出了裁決，支持 Abrego-Garcia 的觀點。

Like, you don't get a ton of those making big news these days.

And when you have Justice Clarence Thomas agreeing with Sonia Sotomayor, that's a pretty big deal.

當克拉倫斯-托馬斯大法官同意索尼婭-索托馬約爾的觀點時，這可是件大事。

It's really great to see somebody bringing them all together.

能看到有人把它們結合在一起，真的很棒。

What percentage of migrants who are being snatched up and sent to a foreign prison in El Salvador have no current record?

在薩爾瓦多被抓進外國監獄的移民中，有多大比例沒有犯罪記錄？

Of everybody they snatched up, what percentage have never been to jail?

在他們抓獲的所有人中，從未進過監獄的人佔多大比例？

任何低於 100% 的行為都是搞砸了。

According to records reviewed by Bloomberg, about 90% of the migrants deported to El Salvador had no U.S. criminal record.

根據彭博社查閱的記錄，約 90% 被驅逐到薩爾瓦多的移民在美國沒有犯罪記錄。

Now, to be fair, ICE hears all these criticisms, and they're taking them to heart.

現在，公平地說，ICE 聽到了所有這些責備，而且他們正在把這些責備放在心上。

Earlier this week, acting ICE director Todd Lyons told the 2025 Border Security Expo, quote, we need to get better at treating this like a business, saying deportation should be like Amazon Prime, but with human beings.

本週早些時候，移民與海關執法局代理局長託德-里昂斯（Todd Lyons）在 "2025 邊境安全博覽會 "上說，我們需要更好地把這當成一門生意來做，他說遞解出境應該像亞馬遜的 "亞馬遜優選"（Amazon Prime）一樣，但對象是人。

We had Amazon Prime, but with human beings.

我們有 "亞馬遜首相"，不過是人類。

It was a lot of shipping getting sent over this way.

Someone must The good news is that people are finally standing up.

好消息是，人們終於站起來了。

Last week saw anti-Trump hands-off protests in all 50 states.

上週，美國 50 個州都發生了反特朗普放手的抗議活動。

Great signs at these protests, featuring signs like ICE is for soda, not refugees.

在這些抗議活動中，有很多標語，如 ICE 是為汽水而不是難民服務的。

Honk if you never drunk texted war plans.

如果你從未醉酒發過戰爭計劃簡訊，請按喇叭。

What human rights issue did Trump tackle with the new executive order?

特朗普通過新行政令解決了什麼人權問題？

Getting enough water out of your shower head.

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