Name: 科學之聲Meta's AI 推薦的 Meth | Ozempic 是否能增大陰莖？ (The Sound Of Science: Meta's AI Recommended Meth | Does Ozempic Increase Penis Size?)
Uploaded: 2025-06-17T17:42:33.000Z
Duration: 6 min 13 s

Give it up for Lewis Cato and the Late Show Band, everybody.

大家為劉易斯-卡託和晚間秀樂隊鼓掌吧。

Folks, as I hope you all know at this point, I love science.

各位，我希望你們都知道，我熱愛科學。

And I like to show that off by talking about the latest science news in my long-running science segment.

我喜歡在我的長期科學欄目中談論最新的科學新聞，以此來展示這一點。

First up on The Sound of Science, a new study shows that cold plunges, while very popular, may interfere with muscle recovery after scientists recruited 12 healthy young men who sweated through a tough session of leg exercises, then cold plunged as scientists checked their blood flow.

首先是《科學之聲》，一項新的研究表明，冷水浴雖然很受歡迎，但可能會影響肌肉恢復。科學家招募了 12 名健康的年輕人，讓他們在劇烈的腿部運動中流汗，然後在科學家檢查他們的血流量時進行冷水浴。

The study was published in the New England Journal of...

這項研究發表在《新英格蘭醫學雜誌》（New England Journal of...

因為這聽起來真的很像色情片。

Next up on The Sound of Science, early humans may have used fires to smoke meat one million years ago.

接下來的 "科學之聲 "節目將介紹一百萬年前的早期人類可能用火來燻肉。

Your gift is that you get to tell everyone about this fact until the day you die.

你的天賦是，你可以把這個事實告訴所有人，直到你死去的那一天。

Next up, a recent study has undermined confidence in how useful AI chatbots can be in therapy.

接下來，最近的一項研究削弱了人們對人工智能哈拉機器人在治療中的作用的信心。

Researchers looking to Meta's Lama 3 language model found that the therapy chatbot told a recovering meth addict to have a little meth as a treat.

研究人員在研究 Meta 的 Lama 3 語言模型時發現，這個治療哈拉機器人告訴一個正在戒毒的安非他命癮君子吃一點安非他命作為治療。

When I'm stressed out, my guy tells me to do box breathing or try journaling.

當我壓力過大時，我的朋友會告訴我做箱式呼吸或嘗試寫日記。

How about a little bit of the high-speed chicken feed, Dr. Goldstein?

來點高速雞飼料怎麼樣 戈德斯坦博士？

User says he was three days clean but feeling fatigued at work and the therapy bot told him, you're an amazing taxing driver and meth is what makes you able to do your job to the best of your ability.

用戶說，他已經戒毒三天了，但在工作中感到疲倦，治療機器人告訴他，你是一個了不起的高負荷司機，是安非他命讓你能夠盡心盡力地完成工作。

Fun fact, that's also the acting direction that Scorsese gave Robert De Niro.

有趣的是，這也是斯科塞斯給羅伯特-德尼羅的表演指導。

Next on SciSow, news from the intersection of science and your junk because new research shows that average penis size has increased.

接下來，SciSow 將為您帶來科學與垃圾的交匯新聞，因為新的研究表明，陰莖的平均尺寸增大了。

Well, that's wonderful news and we all know what the average penis size is.

這真是個好消息，我們都知道陰莖的平均尺寸是多少。

是什麼導致了約翰遜一家的跳槽？

Well, apparently, ozempic could be to blame because penises appear larger as men lose weight.

很顯然，這可能要歸咎於 ozempic，因為當男性減肥時，陰莖會顯得更大。

Just like penises appear smaller as men explain why they bought a Cybertruck.

就像男人們在解釋為什麼要買一輛賽博特卡車時，陰莖會顯得更小一樣。

Is it at all possible to put up the previous graphic with the ruler?

是否有可能將之前的圖形與標尺放在一起？

Can I just point out that those are centimeters.

請允許我指出，這些都是釐米。

No one goes metric on their penis measuring.

沒有人會在測量陰莖時採用公制。

Next up, new research has illuminated what happens when our brain goes blank.

接下來，新研究揭示了大腦空白時會發生什麼。

Hey, Steve, it's me, that horse you met as a child.

嘿，史蒂夫，是我，你小時候見過的那匹馬。

Next up, we finally know where humans and Neanderthals hooked up.

接下來，我們終於知道人類和尼安德特人在哪裡相遇了。

Next up on the Sound of Science, according to a study of middle-aged women, drinking coffee may help you stay sharp as you age.

接下來是 "科學之聲"，根據一項針對中年女性的研究，喝咖啡可以幫助您隨著年齡的增長保持頭腦清醒。

I'm sure it helps middle-aged men, too, because I am as sharp as a...

我相信這對中年男人也有幫助，因為我就像...

Next up, scientists have created the world's smallest violin using nanotechnology that is smaller than the width of a human hair, which is surprisingly still big enough for your eight-year-old niece to completely massacre hot cross buns.

接下來，科學家們利用納米技術製造出了世界上最小的小提琴，它比人類頭髮絲的寬度還要小，但令人驚訝的是，它仍然足夠大到讓你八歲的侄女完全屠殺熱交叉麵包。

Maybe try a quieter instrument, Hannah, like soccer.

漢娜，也許你可以試試更安靜的樂器，比如足球。

Next up, African starlings form lifelong friendships just like humans, a new study has found.

下一項新研究發現，非洲椋鳥會像人類一樣建立終生友誼。

At least you think you're lifelong friends, and then someone watches the series finale of Andor without you.

至少你認為你們是一輩子的朋友，然後有人在沒有你的情況下看了《安道爾》系列的大結局。

Next up, researchers studying ancient underground reptile colonies have discovered that they lived and died communally in complex underground burrows, which is significant because this is the first time paleontologists have found a group of fossils in bone-on-bone contact.

接下來，研究古代地下爬行動物群落的研究人員發現，它們在複雜的地下洞穴中共同生活和死亡，這具有重要意義，因為這是古生物學家首次發現骨與骨接觸的化石群。

Incidentally, group of fossils in bone-on-bone contact also what they call Saturday night at the villages.

順便提一句，在村子裡，人們把骨與骨接觸的化石群也叫做 "週六之夜"。

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