Name: 十大 "電視上看到的產品"，無人能及 (Top 10 As Seen on TV Products That Were Made for NO ONE)
Uploaded: 2025-05-23T05:03:15.000Z
Duration: 8 min 46 s

This is the Broccoli Wad, the smart guy's answer to a wallet.

這就是 "西蘭花錢包"，聰明人的錢包。

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Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the as-seen-on-TV products that have seemingly no target audience.

歡迎來到 WatchMojo，今天我們將盤點那些看似沒有目標閱聽人的電視產品。

Introducing the revolutionary Sauna Pants, the at-home sauna experience that you can enjoy when you want to and where you want to.

推出革命性的三溫暖褲，讓您隨時隨地享受居家三溫暖體驗。

Hawaii Chair And I'm gonna get yours started right now.

夏威夷主席，我現在就讓你開始吧。

哦，天哪，露易絲，發生什麼事了？

Wait a minute, what does this have to do with Hawaii?

等等，這和夏威夷有什麼關係？

If you're stuck in an office all day, finding the time to work out can be a struggle.

如果您整天呆在辦公室裡，要抽出時間鍛鍊身體可能會很困難。

The Hawaii Chair, also known as the Hula Chair, is intended to kill two birds with one stone.

夏威夷椅（Hawaii Chair）又名草裙舞椅，旨在一石二鳥。

With the appearance of a regular desk chair, this invention possesses a rotating seat that mimics a hula dance.

這款發明的外觀與普通辦公椅無異，但它的旋轉座椅可以模仿草裙舞。

This is truly the machine that takes the work out of your workout.

這才是真正能讓你的鍛鍊不再辛苦的機器。

Users can exercise their whole body without even standing up.

用戶甚至不用站立就能進行全身運動。

At least that's what the infomercial implies.

As far as fitness equipment goes, the Hawaii Chair is hardly a substitute for the treadmill or elliptical.

就健身器材而言，夏威夷椅很難取代跑步機或橢圓機。

On top of that, it's too rambunctious to function in a quiet workplace environment.

除此之外，它還太暴躁，無法在安靜的工作環境中發揮作用。

Imagine answering the phone or using the computer while riding a tilt-a-whirl.

想象一下，一邊接聽電話或使用電腦，一邊坐著傾斜式旋轉木馬。

If you can sit, you can get fit, the Hawaii Chair.

Which is ironic considering it's essentially a baby-style bib for adults.

考慮到它本質上是給成人用的嬰兒式圍嘴，這就很有諷刺意味了。

The level of incompetence displayed by the characters in this ad is, quite frankly, astounding.

坦率地說，這則廣告中的人物所表現出的無能程度令人震驚。

So, dudes, are you worried a pretty lady won't date you after you've spilled a coffee on your shirt?

那麼，男士們，你們擔心咖啡灑在襯衫上後，漂亮女士不會和你們約會嗎？

Well, if she ever finds out you wear a Slobstopper, let us tell you this.

好吧，如果她發現你戴著Slobstopper，讓我們來告訴你。

It will not be the stains that are keeping you single.

The name of this one is a little misleading.

This isn't talking toilet paper because that would be dumb, right?

這不是在說衛生紙，因為那太蠢了，對吧？

No, this is the toilet paper roll that talks.

不，這是會說話的捲筒衛生紙。

Don't look now, but the neighbors can see you.

現在別看，鄰居們都能看見你。

Just record a message on the roll and whenever the toilet paper gets pulled, the message will play.

只需在捲紙上錄製一條資訊，只要拉動廁紙，資訊就會播放。

Prank your friend or, as the example on the packaging suggests, ask your girlfriend to marry you.

和朋友開個玩笑，或者像包裝上的例子一樣，向女朋友求婚。

We're not here to hand out relationship advice, but don't ask your girlfriend to marry you via a talking toilet paper roll.

我們不是來提供戀愛建議的，但不要通過會說話的廁紙捲筒向女友求婚。

The best thing the roll could say would be to admonish you for having bought the stupid thing in the first place.

軋輥能說的最好的一句話就是告誡你一開始就買了這個愚蠢的東西。

Talking TP makes a great gift for any occasion.

會說話的 TP 可作為任何場合的最佳禮物。

We're all familiar with how mafia men use rubber bands from broccoli bunches to hold their money instead of wallets, right?

我們都很熟悉黑手黨是如何用西蘭花束上的橡皮筋代替錢包來裝錢的吧？

Well, how would you like to pay for a manufactured version of those bands to hold your money?

那麼，你想不想花錢買一個人造的帶子來裝你的錢？

Instead of getting one for free off of an actual wad of broccoli?

而不是從一捆真正的西蘭花上免費得到一個？

But that didn't stop Johnny Gennaro from creating the Broccoli Wad Money Band and pitching it on Shark Tank back in Season 2.

但這並沒有阻止約翰尼-吉納羅創建西蘭花捲錢樂隊，並在第二季的 "鯊魚坦克 "節目中推介它。

While he did make a deal on the show, it never actually materialized.

雖然他確實在節目中達成了協議，但實際上並沒有實現。

And within a year or so, the Broccoli Wad was swimming with the fishes. 6.

一年左右的時間，西蘭花 Wad 就和魚兒們遊在了一起。6.

Potty Putter If you think talking toilet paper would be a ridiculous addition to your bathroom, wait till you hear about buying your very own miniature golf set to put on the floor in front of you.

便盆推杆 如果你覺得會說話的廁紙是浴室裡最可笑的裝飾，那麼等你聽說要買一套自己的迷你高爾夫球具放在你面前的地板上時，你就會明白了。

This is advertised as a way to help you practice your putting and uses the same fake green as real golf courses do.

它被宣傳為一種幫助您練習推杆的方法，並使用與真實高爾夫球場相同的假果嶺。

Though, on a real golf course, you probably won't be trying to use the bathroom at the same time.

不過，在真正的高爾夫球場上，你可能不會同時想上廁所。

But with the Potty Putter, you'll take the time to play with your putter.

但有了 Potty Putter，你就可以花時間玩推杆了。

Unfortunately, the Potty Putter raises more problems than it solves.

遺憾的是，Potty Putter 帶來的問題比它解決的問題更多。

Mainly the question of whether you set it up permanently or do you only take it out whenever you need to go.

主要的問題是，你是永久性地設置它，還是隻在需要時才把它拿出來。

Your Potty Putter is the perfect gift for the man on the go.

您的 Potty Putter 是送給外出男士的完美禮物。

He'll relax and think of you every time he practices putting. 5.

每次練習推杆時，他都會放鬆並想起你。5.

Eating healthy is something we all want to do.

健康飲食是我們每個人都想做的事。

但不健康的食物吃起來就是那麼美味。

Well, the Fat Magnet claims to be the perfect solution.

那麼，"脂肪磁鐵 "聲稱是一個完美的解決方案。

You hover it over your food and the excess fat on greasy foods gets sucked up by magnets or something like that.

把它放在食物上，油膩食物上多餘的脂肪就會被磁鐵之類的東西吸走。

Truth is, we don't really know how it works.

事實上，我們並不知道它是如何工作的。

Seeing this product endorsed on the Dr. Oz show is just painfully awkward.

在《奧茲醫生》節目中看到這款產品的代言人實在是令人尷尬。

And it should be apparent to anyone watching that it is nothing but a cash grab.

任何人看了都會明白，這不過是在搶錢。

Zoomies If your goal is to look absolutely foolish while you're out in public, then Zoomies are for you.

Zoomies 如果你的目標是在公共場合看起來傻傻的，那麼 Zoomies 就是你的最佳選擇。

Zoomies are hands-free binoculars that sit on your head like a pair of glasses.

Zoomies 是一種免提望遠鏡，可以像眼鏡一樣戴在頭上。

So you can look at far away objects without the annoying hassle of actually holding a pair of binoculars.

這樣，您就可以觀察遠處的物體，而不必再為實際拿著一副雙筒望遠鏡而煩惱。

Not only do you look ridiculous wearing them, but reviews also cite poor blurry vision and weak magnification as deal breakers.

戴上它不僅看起來滑稽可笑，而且評論還指出，視力模糊和放大倍率弱也是讓人望而卻步的原因。

We can imagine that even avid bird watchers passed on these.

我們可以想象，即使是狂熱的觀鳥者也會對這些東西視而不見。

Perfect Polly Honestly, there's little fun to be had here.

Perfect Polly 老實說，這裡沒什麼好玩的。

A motion-activated fake bird, Polly chirps, turns its head back and forth in a jarring, unnatural movement, and even moves its tail feathers ever so slightly.

波莉是一隻運動激活的假鳥，它會鳴叫、前後轉動頭部，動作生硬而不自然，甚至還會輕微移動尾羽。

If this were being marketed as a toy for kids, it would just be an unremarkable, slightly boring product.

如果把它作為兒童玩具來銷售，那它只能是一款不起眼、略顯乏味的產品。

Sure, caring for a real animal can be a lot of work.

當然，照顧一隻真正的動物需要付出很多努力。

Especially for the very young or the very old.

尤其是對於年幼或年老的人來說。

But seeing an entire family fawn over this plastic bird is downright unnerving.

但是，看到全家人都對這隻塑膠小鳥趨之若鶩，實在令人不安。

One of the most perplexing weight loss devices ever, Sana Pants promise to help you, sweat in the areas you need it most.

Sana Pants 是有史以來最令人費解的減肥設備之一，它承諾幫助你在最需要的部位出汗。

These are bulky, uncomfortable pants that heat up the lower half of your body in the hopes of making you sweat.

這些褲子又笨重又不舒服，會讓你的下半身發熱，希望讓你出汗。

Meaning that you must be sitting within 5 feet of an outlet.

也就是說，您必須坐在距離插座 5 英尺以內的地方。

Another criticism is that they come in one size.

另一個責備意見是它們只有一種尺寸。

So many report an uncomfortable fit, despite the fact that they are adjustable.

儘管它們可以調節，但很多人都說戴起來不舒服。

Needless to say, Sana Pants are one of the dumbest products ever.

不用說，"桑娜褲 "是有史以來最蠢的產品之一。

Before we continue, be sure to subscribe to our channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos.

在我們繼續之前，請務必訂閱我們的頻道，並按鈴接收我們最新視頻的通知。

You have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them.

您可以選擇偶爾收到或全部收到視頻通知。

If you're on your phone, make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications.

如果您正在使用手機，請確保進入設置並打開通知。

For any sci-fi writers who predicted a dystopian future in which TV replaces social interaction, TV Hat was exactly the nightmare they were worried about.

科幻作家們曾預言，在一個烏托邦式的未來，電視將取代社交互動，而電視帽子正是他們所擔心的噩夢。

It's a visor with a very long cap that you can put your phone inside.

這是一個帶很長帽子的遮陽帽，可以把手機放在裡面。

Creating a portable movie theater perfect for blocking out the rest of the world.

創建一個便攜式影院，完美阻隔外界的干擾。

It even includes a custom lens to make the display bigger and is shown as an alternative to the expensive VR gaming systems currently on the market.

它甚至包括一個定製鏡頭，可使顯示屏變大，是目前市場上昂貴的 VR 遊戲系統的替代品。

While watching things on your phone hands-free is a nice idea, anyone who actually wears a TV Hat will never live it down.

雖然用手機免提觀看電視是個不錯的主意，但真正戴上電視帽的人永遠不會忘記它。

Check out these other clips from WatchMojo and be sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos.

查看來自 WatchMojo 的其他剪輯，請務必訂閱並按鈴接收我們的最新視頻通知。

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