Name: 騙人騙人 | 吉姆-凱瑞抨擊所有人 (Liar Liar | Jim Carrey Roasts Everyone)
Uploaded: 2025-04-24T03:06:44.000Z
Duration: 7 min 33 s

Yo, Fletcher, how's it hanging?  Short, shriveled, and always to the left.

喂，弗萊徹，掛得怎麼樣？  短短的，乾癟癟的，總是往左偏。

He needs your legal advice. Stop breaking the law, asshole!  Boss, are you all right?  My son hates me.  Max loves you.

他需要你的法律建議別再犯法了，混蛋  老闆，你沒事吧？  我兒子恨我  麥克斯愛你

Last night at his birthday party, he made a wish.

昨晚，在他的生日聚會上，他許下了一個願望。

That I wouldn't be able to lie for one whole day.

孩子們  成真了  什麼？  麥克斯的願望

It came true.  Boss, maybe you should just take a few days off.  Greta, didn't it seem weird to you that I kept telling the truth all morning?  Yeah.  What are you saying?

它成真了。  老闆 也許你該休息幾天  葛芮姐 我一早上都在說實話 你不覺得奇怪嗎？  你說什麼？  你在說什麼？

That you are incapable of lying?  That's right!

It's one of those 24-hour curses.  Yeah, those are going around.  You don't believe me, do you?  Of course not.

這是24小時詛咒之一  是啊，這種詛咒到處都是  你不相信我，對吧？  當然不信

How ironic.  Okay, ask me something you think I would normally lie about.  All right.

真諷刺  好吧，問些你認為我通常會撒謊的問題  好吧

Remember a couple of months ago when I wanted a raise?  Forget it.

還記得幾個月前我想要加薪嗎？  別提了

I don't want to do this.  And the company wouldn't give me one.  Greta, please!

我不想這樣做。  公司也不會給我的  格麗塔 求你了

You would give it to me out of your own pocket, and you said the company would not allow it because it would create jealousy among the other secretaries.  Now, was that true, or did you just not want to pony up the dough?  Greta, please!  Hello, Judge Stevens!  Hi!

你會自掏腰包給我，你說公司不允許，因為這會讓其他祕書嫉妒。  你說的是真的嗎 還是你根本就不想給我錢？  葛麗泰 拜託  你好 史蒂文斯法官  你好

Fletcher Reed, I'm scheduled to be in your court in half an hour.  Judge Stevens, I badly, badly need a continuance.  Ill?

弗萊徹・裡德 我半小時後出庭  史蒂文斯法官 我非常非常需要延期審理  有病嗎

That is the perfect question for you to ask.  Greta, please, lie on for me!  I remember when you bought me this antique silver frame from Tiffany's.  Tiffany's?

你問這個問題再合適不過了  葛麗泰 請躺下  我記得你從蒂凡尼給我買了這個古董銀框  蒂芙尼？

Gosh, they all stick 50 mark down from 10.

天哪，他們都從 10 分降到了 50 分。

I'll give you the raise!  Here's your raise.  Hi, Judge Stevens.

我會給你加薪的  給你加薪  嗨，史蒂文斯法官

Yes, I know I haven't given you an answer yet, but illness could mean so many things.

是的，我知道我還沒有給你答案，但疾病可能意味著很多事情。

能幫我拿一下嗎？  媽媽！  媽媽

I wasn't really on vacation because I didn't want to talk to you.  I guess you insist on talking to me about Dad's bowel movement – size, color, frequency.  I'll call you later!  Oh, damn it!

我不是真的在度假，因為我不想和你說話。  我猜你堅持要跟我談爸爸的排便情況--大小、顏色、頻率。  我晚點再打給你  該死的

I cut off the judge!  Greta, don't leave!

我打斷了法官的話  格麗塔 別走

I'm on my knees in a $900 suit!  Mr. Reed, several years ago, a friend of mine had a burglar on her roof.  A burglar.

我穿著900美元的西裝跪在地上！  裡德先生，幾年前 我的一個朋友的屋頂上有個小偷  一個小偷

He fell through the kitchen skylight, landed on a cutting board on a butcher's knife, cutting his leg.

他從廚房的天窗掉了下來，摔在砧板上的屠刀上，割傷了腿。

The burglar sued my friend.  He sued my friend, and because of guys like you, he won!  My friend had to pay the burglar $6,000.

小偷起訴了我的朋友。  他起訴我的朋友，因為有你們這樣的人，他贏了！  我朋友不得不賠償小偷6000美元。

I'd have got him $10,000.  Goodbye, Mr. Reed!  No, no, no!

我會給他1萬美元的  再見 裡德先生  不，不，不

Ask me again!  Have a nice day in court!  Greta!  God in heaven!  It's nice to see you too, Fletcher.

再問我一次  祝你在法庭上愉快  葛麗泰  上帝在上  我也很高興見到你 弗萊徹

Would you follow me, please?  Did you know that the partnership committee is being headed up by Mr. Allen himself?  Uh-huh.

請跟我來好嗎？  你知道合作委員會是由艾倫先生親自上司的嗎？  知道

You used to work directly for Mr. Allen, didn't you?  Yeah.  Tell me, what do you think of him?  He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard!

你以前直接為艾倫先生工作，是嗎？  對 Yeah.  告訴我，你覺得他怎麼樣？  他是個迂腐、自命不凡的混蛋

一堆毫無價值、熱氣騰騰的牛糞！

How delightful.  This way.  Pardon me for interrupting your meeting.  Mr. Allen, you're a member of Fletcher Reed?  Oh, yes, yes.

多麼令人愉快  這邊請  抱歉打擾你們開會  艾倫先生，你是弗萊徹裡德的成員？  是的 是的 Oh, yes, yes.

Nice to see you again, Fletcher.  By the way, I'll be observing you in court this afternoon.

很高興再見到你 弗萊徹  順便說一句 我今天下午會在法庭上觀察你

I've been hearing some good things about you.  Well, Fletcher has just been telling me how much he thinks of you.  Well, why don't you tell Mr. Allen?  Well, what do you think of him?  He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard!

我一直聽說你的一些好話  弗萊徹剛剛告訴我他很欣賞你  那你為什麼不告訴艾倫先生呢？  你覺得他怎麼樣？  他是個迂腐、自命不凡的混蛋

Figuratively speaking. ... ... ... ... ... ...  That's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard!

比喻。... ... ... ... ... ...  這是我聽過的最搞笑的事了 That's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard！

I love a good roast!  You, Simmons!  Simmons is old!

我喜歡烤肉  你，西蒙斯  西蒙斯老了

He should have been out of the game years ago, but he can't stay home because he hates his wife!

他早在幾年前就該退役了，但他不能待在家裡，因為他恨自己的妻子！

She's the one that gets plastered and calls him a retard!  And you, Tom!

她才是那個喝得爛醉 還罵他弱智的人  還有你 湯姆

You're the biggest brown-nose I've ever seen!

你是我見過的最大的棕色鼻子！

You've got your head so far up Mr. Allen's ass, I can't tell where you end and he begins!  Christ, Leslie!

你把你的腦袋塞進艾倫先生的屁股裡了 我都分不清你的盡頭和他的起點了  天啊 萊斯利

You have bad breath caused by gingivitis!

You couldn't get a porn star off!  Your hairpiece looks like something that was killed crossing the highway!  I don't know whether to comb it or scrape it off with a shovel and bury it alive!  Loser!

你連色情明星都搞不定！  你的髮飾看起來就像橫穿公路時被撞死的東西！  我不知道是該把它梳起來，還是用鏟子把它刮下來活埋了！  輸了

墮落者  我喜歡你的風格，裡德

That's just what this stubby company needs!

這正是這家矮胖公司所需要的！

A little irreverence!  I'll see you later, dickhead!  Dickhead!  No!

有點不敬  回頭見，白痴  蠢貨  不

Keep your eye on that boy!  Dickhead!  Dickhead!

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