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I've been streaming on dlive for a month now

and its been absolutely fantastic

Everyone in the community has been so welcoming

'okay, alright alright'

It's been nothing but smiles and laughs

I love how everyone in the community is so excited about the platform

and getting other people into it as well so i definitely recommend that you're streaming on dlive

Now for you, the viewer

dlive is rewarding you more than ever before baby

Other platforms, pshh, they just spam a bunch of ads

Very anti-viewer

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Simply for chatting, simply for supporting streamers

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Now how does this treasure chest work you might ask?

The more viewers engage, chat and donate

the faster you will unlock the chest

and the faster that chest gets burst baby

the more viewers will be rewarded

To show my appreciation, my deep and utmost...

Love

I'll be streaming on May 18th

And let's burst some chests baby

This is during the dlive Super fans festival

To celebrate you guys

Download the dlive app now, and I'll see you guys on May 18th

I think it's been really fun to,

engage live with you guys

It's bringing in a whole new perspective and idea so

Thanks for everyone that joined me so far

Now lets just get on with the video

i broke my balls

That's right everyone

It's time for me to finally come clean

and share one of my most embarrassing stories of my life

And you might think to yourself

'oh i broken my balls too'

'it really hurts when you smash them ohhh i got kicked in my balls '

thats NOTHING

tHAS NOTHING

sorry

Now technically i didn't break my balls

I just need the titles to be consistent

But lemme tell you what happened, and it might change your mind

it might make you go

oOF

I don't know what pain is, what that man experienced, that was pain

He didn't just break his ass

He also broke his balls

and he broke my heart

by listening to this story

so lets just jump into it

I was 14 years old

and i woke up

and did what anyone that has balls do when they wake up

you look- You look at them

I looked down at my balls and i noticed

hMM

'that's a bit weird'

the other one is like three times

four times maybe

larger than the other one

'hmm that's a bit weird'

But of course

i didn't think about it more than that

Why should I?

But then as the day went on

It was sort of lingering in the back of my mind

'you know what, maybe it isn't supposed to be so much bigger'

'has it always been that much bigger?'

'Maybe i just never noticed'

Maybe im- just some girls have different proportionate boobies

Maybe I'm a disproportionate ball kinda guy

Its not great news

Its not what you wanna wake up realising

but that's what i thought at least

But then

After a while I realized I need to confront this.

This is not normal.

Okay.

So I did what any person would have done if there's something wrong with your balls:

You show them to your dad.

And obviously that's very humiliating already.

You don't want to show your balls to your dad.

At least I don't, okay?

I think the only context you're allowed to show your balls to your dad is...

in the sauna.

And...

No, I think that's it. That's the only context.

Or if your ball is bigger than the other one, of course.

So I showed my– I was freaking out, okay?

I was super worried about what was wrong with me.

You know worst possible scenarios is running in your head.

Not like oh do I have cancer or Oh, am I good something really bad happened. It was oh my god

Am I gonna live with this proportion that balls my entire life? I was freaking out

I showed my balls to my dad and he you know

Whenever you're worried about something the most reassuring thing that you can

Get back from someone is obviously when they make this face

Hey, Dad, can you please look at my balls please? And make sure it's nothing bad, right?

I'll never forget that face worse than any disappointment realize my camera isn't really focused

So obviously he didn't think it was fine

What am I sharing this?

so we we booked an appointment with the doctor and

I think they let us in pretty quickly. I don't know if that's health care in Sweden

It's good or if they thought oh like oh, that's not that's really bad

Well, we'll need to get this guy into the hospital

But I remember this hospital visit unfortunately

Very very very clearly because it was painful a very painful experience. I basically had to

Go into this room

And I remembered so clearly they had like brown

Tiles and white walls just like hard surfaces everywhere

And there was this bed in the middle of the room that it wasn't really, you know

Like those hospital beds then you lay down on kind of like this just imagine 14 or all mean like this. Okay

I'm laying down like this

I'm freaking out

my dad is sitting next to me and in comes this doctor and

The thing is like that what really bothers me about these things is that no one tells you what the courtesy is

You know in school they teach you about math. They teach you by a history

They teach you about science all these completely useless things

But no one teaches you what to do when you have to present your balls to a doctor

All right

here's a question that no one teaches you in school when you're supposed to present your balls to someone do you give them the

courtesy of

lifting up your song

It would make sense, right

I remember going I remember God watch my sharing that and hidden the doctor just going on

Put that away. Let me get in there. So he started croaking. I'm alone

And obviously that's not a very good feeling. I'm already humiliated and I had this guy just going

Treating my boss like it's some sort of

Thing that you poke I don't know what kind of things do you poke?

But he wasn't sure I guess he really wanted to make sure it wasn't something really bad

So he wanted some expertise his help and I'm pretty sure he knew it was fine

Okay, because I'm pretty sure he just wanted to humiliate me even farther

so not just two more doctors came in three more doctors came in and one of them happened to be a very

attractive lady

which is like the worst thing you could ever have to someone just poking or just looking I would rather like she poked and just

Looked so there I was in this cold room with my dad next to me and I assumed they was equally painful for him

Just think doctors poking away now they concluded

Okay, we need to get the Bulls and so I got an appointment about a week later again

Same dilemma this time. I was alone. My dad wasn't with me. I wish it was honestly for the better

There was no doctor in the room when I was sent in there as well

So and I know he's gonna check out my balls. So again, no one teaches in this school

Am I supposed to just take off my pants and wait for him pay less and be like, hey, I'm ready doctor

Or do I wait to take off my pants? I took off my pants and I realized that's really weird

Can you imagine just coming in and some oh, hey doctor. I'm ready poked away this time

They just used some sort of scanner. I don't know exactly what it was

It wasn't that it wasn't painful at all this time

Maybe it's one of those experiences that once you've done it once it's not that bad. I

Like to think of it that way at least link what doesn't kill you make you stronger

at least now if someone needs to inspect my balls, I

Can I can do it proudly, but they concluded it was just my blood vessel in my balls

Had expanded dad-like became larger

So that was it. That's the story of how my balls are slightly larger than average

Nobody baby boy now. I want the moral of this story to be

You know, this is obviously a very embarrassing experience, but I also consider myself very lucky to have balls

I think anyone that I have balls feel very privileged to have them

Not that then I'm not discriminating against anyone without balls. Just let that be clear

I'm just saying I'm very happy to have my balls. What was the point of this video? I'm very lucky to have balls

I'm very lucky to have my point. I'm very lucky to be healthy, but I'm not discriminating against anyone

okay, and also as some painful and embarrassing this experience once it's something that I can look back at and laugh at and

Not just cringe into oblivion

So if you have any issues with your balls go and get your balls checked go show your balls to your dad

Anything you got to do just do it because it's better to find out, you know, I was lucky that it was nothing

But it's better to find out these things sooner and if there's any message I want to send out there it is

That just that show your balls to your dad. That's really the only message of this video and I really hope this helps people

I'm doing this so I can help other people

I've actually had my balls checked three times, which is three times too many

No, four times

Why does these things happen to me? Was breaking my ass not enough

I think I shared enough about this experience. But I do feel better. I gotta say this is very therapetic

"Thearapeutic" for me. Thank you for listening and I see you next time

That's the story of how my balls are slightly larger than average

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