Don't talk to me before I've had a sip of coffee. [The "Morning" Person]

在我還沒喝一口咖啡以前，不要跟我說話。

The last person who talked to me before I had coffee...

最後一個在我喝咖啡前跟我說話的人...

(beep) Don't touch me before coffee.

(嗶) 喝咖啡前不要碰我。

Went missing.

後來失蹤了。

Some people are scared of me, but, whatever.

有些人很怕我，但是，隨便啦。

A drink should be refreshing, it should be like "Ooh, cool refreshing drink!", not "Ow! my mouth's on fire!" [The Iced Coffee Loyalist]

飲料應該是清爽的，應該是像「哦，清涼爽口的飲料！」，而不是「呃啊！我的嘴裡有火在燒！」[冰咖啡擁護者]

When it's hot I can walk around with my iced coffee and no one will judge me, and when it's cold, people are like what are you doing.

天氣熱的時候，我可以拿著冰咖啡走來走去，沒有人會責備我。可是天冷的時候，人們就會覺得我到底在幹嘛。

I love it.

我就喜歡這個。

So I drink my coffee black. No, no sugar, no milk, no frill. [The Black Coffee Drinker]

所以我只喝黑咖啡。不，不加糖，不加奶，不加佐料。[黑咖啡純飲派]

I just go to work. Just very plain.

每天就是上班工作，日子很平淡。

Zero games on my phone. You know what I do? I read news.

我的手機上一個遊戲也沒有。你說我用手機都在做什麼？我都用來看新聞。

That's it.

就這樣而已。

I know everything about coffee.

我知道關於咖啡的一切。

I am like the coffee connoisseur, sommelier, so. Coffee's not easy, it's not simple! [The Coffee Snob]

我就像咖啡行家或品咖啡師之類的，所以。咖啡其實並不容易。沒那麼單純！[咖啡小心眼]

I've been studying the art of coffee for... 17 years now.

我研究咖啡藝術已經有... 17 年了。

So we require all of our suppliers to pick the beans by feet.

所以我們要求所有的供應商都要用腳來揀豆子。

It just tastes... you'll notice it once you develop the coffee palate.

味道就是... 只要你開發了咖啡味覺，你就會發現有所不同。

Typically roasting just, in my experience, destroys the flavor of the bean, so we toast here, yeah.

以我的經驗來說，一般的烘焙方式只會破壞了豆子的味道， 所以我們都直接在店裡自己烘焙。

Hi, may I please have an iced grande iced coffee, no classic, with a little bit of half and half? [The Coffee Addict]

你好，可以給我一杯大杯的冰咖啡、不要加糖、半奶半鮮奶油嗎？[咖啡成癮者]

I mean yeah, people say I'm a coffee addict, but I read the New York Times, they say it's fine, like no one's proven anything wrong with coffee, I don't think anything's wrong with coffee.

我是說，對，人們總說我是個咖啡成癮者， 但我之前讀《紐約時報》上面的一個文章說這樣其實也沒什麼關係， 因為沒有人證明過咖啡對身體有害，所以我覺得喝多了也沒什麼問題。

Hi again, iced grande iced coffee, no classic, with a little bit of skim milk.

你好，再來一杯大杯冰咖啡、不要加糖、然後加一點脫脂牛奶。

For that, five sounds about normal a day. I mean this is... I'm up to three, so I think I could go up, you know, five is a good stopping point.

這樣的話一天五杯聽起來挺正常的。像是這杯已經是... 第三杯了，而我覺得我還能繼續喝，所以你知道，五杯聽起來是個不錯的終點。

Barista, regular?

咖啡師，再來杯普通的？

Yeah, I'll probably cut off around five.

好吧，我大概喝到五杯左右吧。

I'm more of a slow, easygoing person, and I'm just not trying to be off the top all the time. [The Decaf Drinker]

我是一個比較慢熱、隨和的人，而我不想要總是保持著亢奮的情緒。[無咖啡因咖啡派]

I mean yeah, a lot of older people drink decaffeinated coffee, but I mean, I guess I'm kinda like an old soul myself.

我是說，確實有很多老年人會喝無咖啡因的咖啡啦，不過我覺得，或許我的身體裡還真的藏著一個老派的靈魂吧。

I don't need help staying awake. Like, I enjoy resting.

我不需要外在在幫助來保持清醒。我是說，我喜歡好好休息。

I mean, isn't that normal?

而且，這不是很正常嗎？

I never miss a night's sleep. Not with this.

我從來沒有失眠或是熬夜過。至少喝這個時不會。

I love coffee, but I don't want to over-pollute my body. [The Health Nut]

我喜歡喝咖啡，但我不想過度汙染我的身體。[健康狂熱分子]

Hi, I want an almond milk latte. How many calories is in that one?

你好，我想來一杯杏仁奶拿鐵。請問這樣一杯的熱量是多少？

For me it's really important that the milk is organic.

對我來說，牛奶必須是有機的。

Almond milk, soy milk, hemp milk.

杏仁奶、豆漿、火麻漿。

I'm in the process of trying to cleanse my body right now, so I don't want to pollute it with other unhealthy sugars.

我現在正在嘗試淨化我的身體，所以我不想用其他不健康的糖類來汙染它。

Hi, can I have a large French vanilla coffee with lots of skim milk and three sugars?

你好，請問能不能來一杯大杯的法國香草咖啡，加很多脫脂牛奶和三塊糖？

So I like the idea of coffee, but I need to have a lot of milk in it, and a lot of sugar, because I don't love the taste of it.

我喜歡喝咖啡，但我需要在裡面加很多牛奶，還有很多糖，因為我不喜歡咖啡的味道。

Actually, can it just be more of like a milkshake? Just a little bit of coffee in it, like a drop?

其實，能不能把它做得像奶昔那樣？在裡面加一點點咖啡就好，像是一滴之類的？

It is not enough milk. Let's pour out half of that.

這個奶量不夠。把一半倒出來好了。

I loved coffee, but no more.

我超愛咖啡，但現在不再喜歡了。

Because, I've been getting a lot of headaches and stuff. [That Guy Who's "Trying" to Quit]

因為，我因為咖啡弄得我有頭痛之類的問題。[那個「試著」想戒掉的人]

I'm trying to quit coffee. It's been surprisingly hard.

我正試著想戒掉咖啡，但難度出奇的高。

If I was drinking coffee still, which I'm not, tea.

如果我現在還能喝咖啡的話... 這杯是茶，不是咖啡。

I really like light roasts actually because—you don't know this, and it's kinda counter-intuitive—but light roasts tend to have more caffeine in them, so you'd be getting more bang for your buck.

我其實很喜歡輕度烘焙，因為－你可能不知道這點，而且這有點反直覺－但其實輕度烘焙的咖啡豆裡反而含有更多的咖啡因，所以能更划算地用更少的錢獲得更多提神效果。

Me? No, I, I don't miss coffee.

我？不，我，我才不想念咖啡呢。

If anything, coffee misses me.

真要說的話，咖啡才是要想念我的那方。

What are you drinking?

你在喝什麼？

Oh, um, it's tea.

哦，呃，這是茶。

You're drinking tea? What are you even doing here? It's a coffee shop.

你在喝茶？那你在這裡做什麼？ 這裡是咖啡店欸。

Get out of here!

快離開這裡！