Name: 你沒看過的生態紀錄片－健身房的各式物種 (GYM WILDLIFE)
Uploaded: 2017-08-31T02:44:59.000Z
Duration: 6 min 20 s

The gym, millions of Homo sapiens across the globe frequent this urban wilderness.

健身房，全球上百萬的人類經常出入這個都市荒野

Today, we will take a look into these strange places,

今天，我們將探索這些神祕的地方

and show you the gym like you've never seen it before.

Her emergence marks the beginning of the new year's resolutioners.

她的出現代表了新年新希望族群的開始

wearing the same yoga pants littered with cat hairs and dairy stains,

穿著同樣一條瑜珈褲，上面滿是貓毛和乳製品污漬

along with her soui soui je la peu te pursé,

也一同把她的知名法國品牌皮包（影片是假裝在講法文）

cellular device, key chain and sunglasses onto the bench beside her,

手機，鑰匙圈，墨鏡都放到她旁邊的長板凳上

to unenthusiastically begin her first set.

she's just interrupted the exercise cycle of a fully developed human male.

她已打斷了一位發展完全的雄性人類的運動流程

Observing from a distance is a sexually aroused male

一個被激發了性慾的男性站在一段距離外觀察

the rare females who have dared to step off the safety of the treadmills,

那些敢於踏出跑步機安全區的稀有的女性

and set foot in this harsh free weight terrain.

The human males like the peacocks and other exotic birds of the wild,

像孔雀或是其他野外珍奇鳥類的人類男性

spread their arms wide and prance around in hopes of intimidating other males,

大展雙臂並昂首闊步，希望能嚇唬其他男性

and in the process, attracting a suitable mate.

In a twist of fate, the opposite often occurs,

然而事與願違，相反的狀況反而時常發生

as they drive away the brave free weight females,

他們嚇跑了那些自由重量區的勇敢女性

On the opposite side of the mating spectrum,

will flaunt their sexually developed bodies,

in order to attract the attention of a mate.

But in a cruel twist of fate, they have no desire of reproducing,

然而令人驚訝的是，她們並沒有意願要繁衍後代

in order to reject it, in a show of public humiliation.

然後回絕他們，以進行公然的羞辱

Aloof in observing this bizarre ritual are the small herds of male teenagers,

對這奇異的儀式漠不關心的是一小群男性青少年

who group together and lay claim to single exercise machines for up to hours at a time.

他們群聚在一起並霸佔健身器材長達數小時

獨身一人的健身者宣誓著自己的存在

and flails his fists in an act of primal dominance.

With no intention of mating, or engaging in conflict with another male,

沒有意願要交配，也不是要與其他男性發生衝突

We also have the more vocal group, who yell and grunt

也存在著聲音較大的族群，透過嘶喊與低吼

in order to seek attention from all surrounding Homo sapiens.

Sadly, the loud noises are their best show of dominance,

悲哀地，巨大的噪音已經是他們展現優越感的最佳方式了

as their actual performance is severely lacking.

因為他們嚴重缺乏實際的性能表現

who take part in time consuming practices

to fully represent their sexual maturity,

These herds of males have given up attracting a mate long ago,

這些男性們很久以前早就放棄吸引配偶了

and instead, find pleasure in walking around the waterhole naked.

反而在裸體於水泉旁走動中找到了樂趣

Although the younger male peers may find it disturbing,

盡管年輕的男性同類會感到不適

the elders take pride in their lack of discretion

老年人們卻相當的驕傲於他們的開放

while cleansing themselves and engaging in primitive conversations.

同時清潔自己，並閒聊低級原始的話題

With the moon at its peak, the daily ritual in the gymnasium is complete.

月亮高掛，健身房的每日例行公事已經完成了

The humans begin heading back to their respective caves of dwelling,

人類們開始返回各自居住的洞穴

exhausted from their physical exertion and ready to rest up

因體能的消耗而疲憊，準備好要休息

Unlike other species, such as the felines who clean up after themselves,

不像其他物種，例如會自己清理自己的貓科動物

these humans have left the gymnasium a wasteland of unracked weights,

這些人類將健身房變成了荒漠，充滿了未歸位的器材

Thankfully, the human cleaners, much like the pilot fish to the shark species,

幸好，人類清潔員，類似鯊魚旁的舟鰤

dutifully doing their job to keep the gym clean with a positive and upbeat attitude.

以正面且愉快的態度，盡責的維護著健身房的整潔

Hey dudes and girls, hope you enjoy gym wildlife.

嘿帥哥美女，希望你們喜歡健身房生態紀錄片

這是我們目前為止最大製作的影片

and we couldn't have done it without the awesome crew at Gearmark.

沒有 Gearmark 超讚的工作人員，我們是不可能完成的

Please give their channel a view by clicking on the link,

快去他們的頻道看看，點擊這個連結

and also if you wanna watch the behind the scenes, please click that as well.

如果你想看看幕後花絮，也請點那個連結

It was a lot of fun and we had a lot of great people involved.

過程很有趣，很多很棒的人投入其中

Enjoy the video, and until next time, stay buff.

喜歡我們的影片，直到下次，保持強壯

字幕列表影片播放

你沒看過的生態紀錄片－健身房的各式物種 (GYM WILDLIFE)

engage

ritual

conflict

spectrum