As you can tell...

如你所見...

I'm dying

我快死了

(last coughs)

科學也許告訴你差異 *根據真實故事*

Science may be telling you differently

但是我破產了

But I'm broke

你不相信??

Don't believe me?

是真的

It's true

告訴他們,Ainsley

Tell 'em Ainsley.

你他媽的破產了,老兄

You broke as f*ck boy!

我快餓死了

I am dying of hunger

好痛!!

UUUH

就是這樣,各位 我破產了

AHHH

他們想要偷我的錢 所以銀行封鎖我的卡

Ouch!

有個在紐約的雞巴人 買2萬6千台電腦,老天啊!!

That's right everyone, I am broke!

你那麼努力 我至少可以尊敬你

They tried to steal my money, so the bank blocked my card

如果我沒在2週內 得到幫助來解救銀行帳號

Some motherf*cker in New York, tried to buy a computer for 26k, JEEESUS.

我就要喝我自己做的咖啡

You went hard and I can respect that at least...

就只能以口袋的零錢維生

I haven't got access to my bank account in 2 weeks

我甚至負擔不起隱形眼鏡

I have to drink my own made coffee :c

我就是... 幹我瞎了

I have to live off pocket change

我只剩9天可以租這辦公室了

I can't even afford buying contact lenses

你可能覺得我在開玩笑...我真的... 我沒有,我破產了,我沒錢了

I literally... fuck it I'm blind!

Marzia不會讓我拉屎

I'm like 9 days late on my rent on this office

在4天內帳單會到我的 Adobe CC Premiere編輯軟體

You may think I'm jo..I'm reall...I'm not, I'm fucking broke I have no money

我將無法剪輯影片

Marzia won't let me shit(

你破產了屁股雞掰人

haha

沒錯,Ainsley 我是個破產屁股雞掰人

In four days the billing goes out for my Adobe CC Premiere Editing software

Patreon??那是什麼??

I won't be able to edit videos

真天才!

(evil Ainsley voice) You are a broke ass motherfucker

我可以直接乞求金錢

That's right Ainsley, I am a broke ass motherfucker

我的天,對!!

(Japanese gibberish)

Patreon!

(awkward silence)

從現在開始是我最愛的網站

A patreon? What is that?

OK,我要建立我的Patreon

That's genius!

叫做poopiepie很窮

I could just beg for money.

求救!

Oh my God, yes!

聽好,1塊錢(美金)就可以訂閱我的頻道

Patreon!

你只要花1塊錢

(divine music)

我想這是很不錯的價錢

My favorite website from now on

5塊錢就可以得到這張房景圖

Ok, I'm gonna set up my own Patreon

我想這是個很好的贈品

It's gonna be called poopiepie is poor

7塊錢...如果你給7元 你得到Edgar

Help!

就他媽的拿去吧

Listen up! $1, you'll be able to subscribe to my channel!

知道嗎??

you only have to pay 1 dollar

它免費,我不要它,肏它的

I think that's a pretty good k...bargain

這是它的屌

For 5 dollars you get this roomscape image

走開

I think that is a pretty good offer!

你在做什麼??

Seven bucks - if you pledge seven dollars you get Edgar

我需要更多主意

Alright just fucking take IT

對於Patreon

You know what?!

我應該看其他人的個人檔案 看看他們做了什麼

He's free, I don't want him! Fuck him!

天才!!

That's his penis

就這樣吧!

Hey get out of there!

這個Patreon

What are you doin

如果你付5元

I need more ideas

你得到...

For patreons!

你得到...

(Ainsly with a heavy German accent)

你得到裸體照片!!!

I should just look at other people's profiles and see what they do!

真天才!!

Geeenius

*角色扮演* 你知道嗎??如果你付500元 你得到裸體

let's do that

聽著,我知道你想要裸體

Oh woooow

500元

This Patreon

還有

If you pay 5 bucks

我給你看我的奶頭

*r.i.p microphone *

裸體看起來...

You get a

一直在Patreon重複發生

YOU GET NUDE PHOTOS!!!

你會找到很多

OWW

有個正妹

Geeenius

聽著!

You know what? If you pay 500 bucks you get nudes

沒有不尊重

Listen, I know you want the nudes.

我覺得這很棒

500 bucks

1年2次,我會傳給你私訊影片

aaand

祝你生日快樂

I will show you my nipples!

在你跟阻礙奮鬥的時候鼓勵你

Nudes seem to be aaa

或者任何你想要的

A reoccurring thing on Patreon

她說"任何你想要的"

you'll find it a lot

笑臉

With mediumly attractive women.

我想我們都知道那是什麼意思

listen!

我想付20元來試試看

No disrespect

只是想看我會得到什麼

I think it's great

如果我有錢,我就會做,我發誓

twice per year, I'll send you a personal video message

妳說妳可以做任何我想做的

wishing you a happy birthday

為什麼妳不在鏡頭前拉屎??

Encouraging you with whatever you're struggling through

妳他媽的有什麼問題

or whatever you want

我想要回我的20元

*pause*

給50萬

Hey she said "whatever you want"!

我會在skype跟你私訊

Smiley face

我會全程露屌

I think we all know what that means.

鏡頭在我的生殖器上

I wanna pay 20 bucks just to kinda try this out

給100萬

Just to see what you get back

我會在skype跟你私訊

If I had money, I would do it I swear.

我會玩快樂輪子,獨家的

You said you could do whatever I want!

來玩吧!! 我會尖叫,然後我會說所有舊的

Why won't you shit on camera?

我們都喜歡的2014年梗

da fuck is wrong with you

像是

I want my 20 bucks back

啊~~他強暴我!!

For 500,000 dollars

喔,爸爸 兒子我不在乎

I will have a private skype chat with you

給1百萬的話,我會

Where my dick is out the whole time

跟你玩失憶症24小時 然後假裝我被嚇到

and will be zoomed in on my genitals

然後開始尖叫

For $1,000,000

桶子!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will have a private Skype chat with you

給2百萬,我會給你虛擬的brofist

Where... I play Happy Wheels

它看起來有點像...

Exclusive Let's play

只是比這個好多了

and I will make all

喔!Boogie有個...

the old 2014 memes that we all love

有個...

like

給100元

*girl screams * AAAH he is raping meh

然後...

Oh dad, son I don't care

你會...

For a 1,000,000 dollars I will

什麼都得不到

play Amnesia for 24 hours while I pretend to be scared

這比我一生從影片裡得到的錢還多

and start screaming

也許他有段時間沒更新了 但這真是...

BAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRREEELLLS!!

天殺的真相

For 2,000,000 dollars I will a Virtual brofist

嗨各位,這裡是Scarce

It looks a little bit something like *Hits mic* this

看起來poodiepie號召一個大Youtuber

Only just a lot better!

Scarce?

Oh Boogie has a ..

你才大...這樣如何??

has one

這樣如何?? 我跟你一起創造八卦

Oh!

有人傳給我這個Patreon

Pledge 100 dollars

是個ASMR

aaand

每個月1000美金??!!

you

這是什麼??

will get nothing

*嘿!親愛的*

This is more money than many on my videos will generate in a lifetime.

耶穌啊

Key, maybe

*我剛剛去購物*

he hasn't updated this in a while but that's just

*你想看我的新衣服嗎??*

not fucking true

我同意,別告訴Marzia

Hey guys, Scarce here

很高興你做了這些 授予訪問權限

looks like poodiepie calls out a HUUUGE youtuber

對顧客限定的贈送 就會變成...

Scarce?

共同體

How bout yo... you're huge?

到了這階段

How about that?

我就能把youtube變成正職

Yea , I'm creating drama with you

相當確定它已經是了,Grade 拜託,我愛你

*laugh*

但你在說什麼??!!

Someone send me this Patreon

我猜Grade和boogie都沒更新他們的

Which is an ASMR one

好的,我不怎麼在乎 但這有點有趣

A 1000 dollars per month?

對這我很認真,Bros

What is this??

我破產了,我完全沒有錢的通路

*click*

來吧!!

Hey honey

今天就成為...

OHJEEZ

一個brotreon

*ASMR continues* just came out from shopping ...

連結在影片描述裡

Do you wanna see the new shirts I have? yes pls

我想你會喜歡你看到的

I agree, don't tell Marzia

結語是 受到這傢伙的啟發

*terrified* OOOH!

是個16歲的學生 然後他說...

Oh

如果你斗內7千元 他就會跟你去義大利

OH

這會是個美好時光 我們會沉浸在美好的文化中

WOW!

然後一起創造新生活

oH!

所以如果你斗內4千700萬

Ahhhhhh

我們一起去烏拉圭

ERrgrgrgh

然後...

You'll be so glad you did this, access granted

我們一起創造新生活

to my patron-only *voice crack* feed where there will be:

然後我會永遠辭掉youtube

Community

聽起來很棒 今天就成為Patreon吧

At this level

非常謝謝你們大家

I will be able to make youtube my full-time job

非常愛你們大家

Pretty sure it already is Grade.... Come on, I love you

連結在影片描述裡

What the- what are you talking about?haha

按讚 每個讚代表

I assume both Grade and boogie just haven't updated theirs

一個brofist

Alright, I don't really care but it is kind of funny!

BROFIST!

I'm serious about this bros

不!不!不! 這要5塊錢

I am broke! I literally have no access to money

你最好先給錢

Here we go...

(後面還有)

Become...

我忘了講...

A patreon TODAY

Patreon是個好東西

Link is in the description

我沒有反對它 我想它支援

I think you will like what you see

不能自助的藝術家

Final word is inspired by this guy

因為廣告收入真的很糟

Who

就像...

Is a 16 year old student AAAAND

你在Youtube得不到一堆觀看次數

He says

還是無法自己得到足夠的支援

If you donate 7000 he will go to Italy with you aaand...

如果粉絲可以支持你 讓你專職做想做的事

it will be an amazing time where there we'll bask in the beautiful culture

我覺得這很棒

And build a new laif togethar

我沒有這個問題

So if you donate 47 million dollars ...

只想讓它更清楚

We will go together to Uruguay

翻譯:John 蝶野智子

aaand

這混亂的時間軸不是我弄的 我也快瘋了

We'll build a new life together

And I will quit youtube forever

Sounds good become a Patreon today

Thank you guys so much.

Love you guys so *burp* much

Link is in the descriptioN!

Leave a like, every like is

is a brofist

BROFIST!

No no no, they cost 5 bucks!

You better pledge that shiat first!

That's a- that's a good second video to start with.

So...?

This is game ...

*record scratching*

I forgot to mention....

Patreon is a great thing

I'm not against it at all, I think it supports

*inhale*

AAAM

Artists who are not quite being able to support themselves

Because Ad revenue fucking sucks

like...

Aaaah, you can get a shit ton of views on youtube and

still not really make enough to fully support yourself

and

if fans can support you what you do full time

I think that's an awesome thing

Um...

I have no problem with that

Just wanted that to be clear

place

AAAHHH

A little bit like Neko Atsume?

If you played that game

You pick it up, you play it for a while

You put it back in yout pocket

aaaand ah

You check it about lil' bit later.... you kno'?

It's a really really fun game experience, that I really REALLY enjoy and

I think it works perfect for

mobile

ummm

Oh shit I keep forgetting to click on Sponsor eagle, you can get shit from him