Name: 單身男女挑戰結婚一星期，他們受得了嗎？ (Single People Get Married For A Week • Single AF)
Uploaded: 2021-07-23T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 6 min 59 s

Hi, I'm Ashly, I'm gonna marry Zach for a week.

嗨，我是 Ashly，我將嫁給 Zack 一星期。

Honestly, a lot of the time, I love being single. I really do.

老實說，大部分的時間我很享受單身。我真的喜歡單身生活 。

I've never had to plan my life around another person.

我人生計畫中從來不需要考慮別人。

I'm not good at letting people into my life.

我不擅長與別人分享我的生活。

Committing to another person for the rest of your life is a crazy, crazy... [NED FULMER | Literally the most married person I know]

將你接下來的人生交給另一個人是一件瘋狂的事 。[Ned Fulmer | 我認識過最享受婚姻的已婚人士]

Just as you said that, and my heartbeat just went up.

光聽你這麼說，我的心跳就開始加快了。

At some point, I want to share my life with someone, and the logistics of that seem a little frightening.

就某方面來說，我想與人分享我的生活，但背後要付出的努力又讓人感到有些猶豫。

Are you gonna carry me over the threshold? [DAY ONE]

你要幫我把東西搬進門嗎？[第一天]

Because we're gonna be together for a week!

因為我們要在一起一整個禮拜！

Four texts a day, five meals over the course of a week, two nice things that are completely unplanned. [Eat, sleep and live together. | Communicate every day. | Coordinate meals. | 2+ random acts of love]

在這個禮拜內一天四封簡訊、一起吃五餐，還要完成兩件沒有事先計畫好的事。

Oh my god, I didn't even think about this.

我的天！我還沒想過這個問題。

So I think, at some point, I'm just kinda want him to shut up.

就某方面來說我只希望他閉嘴。

你真的是－你要我整理你的床？

And I know he is definitely gonna want me to shut up.

我知道他百分之百也希望我閉嘴。

The only CD that I have in my car is Taylor Swift and then I like, Spotify other things. -Which is like, almost a year old now.

我車上唯一的 CD 是泰勒絲的專輯，其他音樂我都用 Spotify。－這張專輯已經一年了欸！

I spen- It doesn't matter, it's the best CD.

Like most married couples, it's gonna be completely sexless.

就像大部分已婚的伴侶們，我們之間會是完全沒有性行為的關係。

I sleep in fetal position, like a little baby.  -So do I.

我睡覺的姿勢像個小嬰兒。－我也是。

You have to be comfortable around the other person.

你必須在另一個人的身邊也能感到自在。

I assume it's gonna teach me a lot about myself.

Ashley 的洗髮乳是柑橘含羞草香味的。

Definitely gonna teach me a lot about Ashley.

無可否置地，我更了解 Ashley 了。

I'll meet you there. -Look how cool those tank is!

我們待會見。－那些容器好酷！

It's been similar so far to friendship, but it's just longer.

我們的婚姻目前為止比較像友情，只是更長久。

沒錯。這是一段很漫長的友情。

Zach! Time to wake up, sheet stealer! [DAY TWO]

Zach！該起床啦，棉被賊！[第二天]

別亂冤枉人，我只有拉走一點點而已！

不，你把整張被子都拉過去了。

I was very conservative with how many sheets I took.

我對自己拉走多少棉被是很清楚的。

For me, the hardest thing to conceptualize is like, your freedom is just gone.

對我來說最難接受的，就是我的自由好像被剝奪了。

Even in the second day of marriage, we started resenting how much time we were spending together, and that's not good.

我們在一起的第二天就開始厭惡彼此待在一塊太久。這可不是一件好事。

Okay, I'll have you know, that Adam asked me to get dinner, and I said no, I'm gonna order dinner for my wife.

好喔，我得告訴你，Adam 約我吃晚餐，但我拒絕了他，因為我為了老婆訂了晚餐。

There have gotta be moments where you have panic about like, "Oh my god, I just signed up for the rest of my life!"

你肯定時不時會有一種恐懼感，就好像 「天啊，我剩下的人生難道就要這樣繼續下去了嗎！」

嗯，因為我在 Snapchat 上看到了一張你看起來很好笑的照片。

You definitely need time where you're just not even engaging with the other person and it's not rude.

你真的需要獨處的時間，就算不去和另一半交流也行。這不是什麼失禮的事情。

Oh, it's such a nightmare. It just stresses me out.

這對我來說是場噩夢，讓我壓力非常大。

Hey Pumpkin, we're gonna be late for our double dinner date with the Fulmers.

嗨小瓜呆，我們和富爾默夫婦快要遲到了。

Another thing is hanging out with your couple's friends.

你們還要與其他的夫妻朋友來場約會。

With you and Ariel? - Gonna go on a double date with me and Ariel.

－跟你和Ariel？ －跟我和 Ariel 來場四人約會。

We're late, but Zach found a great parking spot. - Yeah.

我們遲到了，但 Zach 找到一個很棒的停車位。－沒錯。

We don't have any pictures of us making out in our house.

我們的房子裡沒有任何一張我們接吻的照片。

We don't have any pictures of us in general.

應該說我們根本沒有任何一張兩人合照。

Date night with the Fulmers made me realize why people get married.

與富莫爾夫婦的約會讓我了解到人們為什麼要結婚。

What's your trick when you're out of wine?

你杯子裡的酒喝完了的話，你會怎麼做？

When I'm out of wine, I switch my glass with Ned's.

我喝完的時候會把自己的杯子和 Ned 的杯子交換。

We are pounding meat for our wives, pounding meat.

我們正在為妻子處理肉類，處理肉類。

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