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  • Are you tired of being cold at night?

    妳厭倦了夜裡總是空虛寂寞覺得冷嗎

  • Having trouble lifting those heavy objects?

    搬重物時總是很困擾嗎

  • Don’t have enough money to buy dinner tonight?

    不夠錢買今晚的晚餐嗎

  • Then you need a boyfriend.

    那麼妳需要一個男朋友

  • Boyfriends are the rich, muscular, heat blankets youve been yearning for.

    男朋友多金、強壯,同時也是妳一直渴望的人形電熱毯

  • Boyfriends are made of thick, ultra ripped muscles

    男朋友有厚實、健美的肌肉

  • that can lift your furniture with ease

    可以輕鬆地幫妳舉起家具

  • and give you sex at the drop of a hat.

    可以毫不遲疑地和妳來場性愛

  • Thanks boyfriend!

    謝謝男朋友!

  • When hungry, the boyfriend is forced to pay for your food due to the cruel rules of our society,

    基於殘酷的社會法則,當妳肚子餓時,男朋友得幫你買吃的

  • With the boyfriend, youll have your own personal handyman

    有了男朋友,妳就擁有了妳私人專屬的管家

  • to fix any problem in the house without calling a repairman.

    解決家中大大小小的雜務,再也不用打電話請水電工

  • And the boyfriend is graded maintaining a secure perimeter of your property.

    而且男朋友也是妳身家財產的安全探測器

  • So you can feel safe at home again.

    所以妳可以感到安全自在

  • As an added bonus, youll receive our compact press and open book light.

    還有一個附加的好康,妳可以收到一盞折疊式閱讀燈

  • A 15 dollar value free

    價值15元的閱讀燈就免費送給妳

  • and if you act now,youll get an additional boyfriend absolutely free!

    只要妳立刻拿起電話,還可以獲得一個額外的男朋友,同樣完全免費!

  • The two brutes will fight to the death to defend your honor.

    這兩頭野獸將會終生互鬥只求捍衛妳的光榮

  • All while you relax and enjoy your book light.

    而妳就在一旁輕鬆地享受妳的閱讀燈

  • A 500 dollar value for only $19.95.

    原價500塊下殺到19.95元

  • Boyfriend is not good at listening or viewing a couple of advice.

    男朋友不擅長聆聽或考慮別人給的建議

  • This offer is not available in stores.

    此商品不在實體店面銷售

  • Call now so youll never be broke, hungry or horny again.

    所以快打電話,從此妳再也不用擔心沒錢、肚子餓,或是在夜裡空虛寂寞了

Are you tired of being cold at night?

妳厭倦了夜裡總是空虛寂寞覺得冷嗎

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