Having trouble lifting those heavy objects?

搬重物時總是很困擾嗎

Don’t have enough money to buy dinner tonight?

不夠錢買今晚的晚餐嗎

Then you need a boyfriend.

那麼妳需要一個男朋友

Boyfriends are the rich, muscular, heat blankets you’ve been yearning for.

男朋友多金、強壯，同時也是妳一直渴望的人形電熱毯

Boyfriends are made of thick, ultra ripped muscles

男朋友有厚實、健美的肌肉

that can lift your furniture with ease

可以輕鬆地幫妳舉起家具

and give you sex at the drop of a hat.

可以毫不遲疑地和妳來場性愛

Thanks boyfriend!

謝謝男朋友！

When hungry, the boyfriend is forced to pay for your food due to the cruel rules of our society,

基於殘酷的社會法則，當妳肚子餓時，男朋友得幫你買吃的

With the boyfriend, you’ll have your own personal handyman

有了男朋友，妳就擁有了妳私人專屬的管家

to fix any problem in the house without calling a repairman.

解決家中大大小小的雜務，再也不用打電話請水電工

And the boyfriend is graded maintaining a secure perimeter of your property.

而且男朋友也是妳身家財產的安全探測器

So you can feel safe at home again.

所以妳可以感到安全自在

As an added bonus, you’ll receive our compact press and open book light.

還有一個附加的好康，妳可以收到一盞折疊式閱讀燈

A 15 dollar value free

價值15元的閱讀燈就免費送給妳

and if you act now,you’ll get an additional boyfriend absolutely free!

只要妳立刻拿起電話，還可以獲得一個額外的男朋友，同樣完全免費！

The two brutes will fight to the death to defend your honor.

這兩頭野獸將會終生互鬥只求捍衛妳的光榮

All while you relax and enjoy your book light.

而妳就在一旁輕鬆地享受妳的閱讀燈

A 500 dollar value for only $19.95.

原價500塊下殺到19.95元

Boyfriend is not good at listening or viewing a couple of advice.

男朋友不擅長聆聽或考慮別人給的建議

This offer is not available in stores.

此商品不在實體店面銷售

Call now so you’ll never be broke, hungry or horny again.

所以快打電話，從此妳再也不用擔心沒錢、肚子餓，或是在夜裡空虛寂寞了