Name: 你們上榜了嗎？關於情侶吵過的大小事 (Weird Things All Couples Fight About)
Uploaded: 2022-07-04T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 2 min 53 s
Description: 共同生活是情侶關係中的一大進展，但也可能是惡夢的開始！這部影片完美呈現了共同生活中會出現的問題。其實事後想想，很多爭執真的是小到不能再小的東西，但是吵架當下真的是會氣瘋啊！ 1leftover0:29 所謂 leftover 就是「剩菜」的意思，可以當名詞或形容詞來使用。 I'm having some leftover...

情態助動詞 A2

It does matter how you fold a towel; if you want it to fit in the closet, you have to roll it.

當然有差！如果毛巾要放得進衣櫃，就得用捲的。

天啊，你可以再嚼大聲一點啊！

這要裝在這裡，只需要花你 2 秒。

Well, then the next person who comes in will do it.

這樣的話，就給下一個用廁所的人裝。

嘿，你把我吃剩的東西丟了嗎？

The toilet paper goes over. It's printed that way so you could see it.

廁所紙應該要從上面拉。花紋印在上面就是要讓人看到的。

No, the toilet paper goes under so that the cats don't get at it.

不對，應該要從下面拉，這樣貓咪才玩不到。

I don't see why I have to put the utensils face down.

我真的不知道為什麼餐具的頭要朝下放。

Because when they're sticking up like that, if someone trips and falls, they're going to impale themselves and die.

因為餐具尖面朝上時，如果有人不小心絆倒，他們就會被餐具刺穿死亡。

That's literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

這真的是我聽過最愚蠢的事了。

I'm not playing this game where I list every single thing and you shoot it all down; I'm not doing this again.

我不要再跟你玩這個我提議你否決的遊戲了，絕不！

Well, then I don't know what to tell you.

嗯... 那我也不知道該跟妳說什麼了。

Oh my gosh, watch this! This is the best line.

喔，這邊你要注意看！這句台詞最棒了。

Seriously? 6 more inches and it's in the sink!

你認真的嗎？只差 6 英吋就放進水槽了！

Well, then put it in 6 more inches. Get it?

那就移個 6 英吋放進去啊！懂嗎？

- It's food.　- Fine, fine! Alright, we're gonna get pizza.

- 只是食物而已。 - 好，好啦！那我們叫披薩吃。

Bill Paxton was in "Aliens". That is Bill Paxton.

Bill Paxton 有演《異形》。那就是 Bill Paxton。

That is him. Game over, man. That is that man right there.

就是他！你玩完了，老兄！那個就是他！

Why am I gonna put them away? I'm wearing them tomorrow morning.

我幹嘛把它們收起來？我明天早上反正還要穿。

I don't care if you're wearing them tomorrow morning. I don't want them just sitting by my side of the bed all night.

我不管你明天早上要不要穿，我不想要這雙鞋在我床邊一整晚。

Why do you do this? You squeeze from the bottom.

你為什麼要這樣？你應該從底部擠牙膏。

The next person doesn't have to squeeze then.

這樣下一個用的就不用再擠了。

It's toothpaste. It's not like it's hard to squeeze it from a new area on the tube.

那不過是牙膏，從新的地方開始擠有沒有多困難。

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have made you make the decision.

我道歉。我不應該逼你做決定的。

With that being said, I think your original call of pizza is fine. Just no pepperoni.

儘管如此，我覺得你一開始叫披薩的決定很好，只要別加辣肉腸就好。

- Anything other than pepperoni.　- Oh my God...

- 只要不是辣肉腸就好。 - 我的天啊...

I'm going to murder you and when the pizza guy gets here, he's going to help me bury your body and then we're going to get married.

我要殺了你，等披薩小弟到了之後，他會幫我把你埋了，然後我就跟他結婚。

No, he won't, 'cause he'll probably be like, "Yeah, I feel you, bro."

不，他不會的，因為他大概會說：「兄弟，我懂。」

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