No.

不好。

That is an honest answer.

那是實話。

Well, you're not that great.

是喔，你也沒多棒啊。

[Couples Take A Lie Detector Test]

[情侶測謊大挑戰]

You know, I think the biggest problem in our relationship is that Dan is a really big liar.

你知道的，我覺得我們感情最大的問題就是：Dan 根本是個大騙子。

I have a lot of serious questions and I want some serous answers.

我準備了很多嚴肅的問題，而且我想要認真的答案。

Oh, no.

噢，不。

I'm just gonna tell the truth. I'm gonna be 100% honest.

我只會說實話而，我一定百分百誠實。

I'm gonna tell the truth unless it makes me look bad.

除非情況會讓我變得難堪，不然我會實話實說。

I'm not gonna lie, but I think if I had to lie, I would have passed it.

我不會說謊，不過如果我覺得我需要說謊的時候，我會直接跳過問題。

So there's the potential that you would lie?

所以你有可能會說謊囉？

I'm not going to lie.

不會，我不會說謊的。

[An expert measured each person's breathing pattern...]

[一名專家測量了每個人的呼吸習慣…]

[their electrodermal activity]

[他們的膚電活動]

[and their heart rate]

[以及他們的心跳]

[Time to start the test]

[考驗開始]

Do you think that it's my responsibility to cook dinner for us and wash the dishes?

你是不是覺得煮飯和洗碗都是我的責任？

Yes.

對。

That is the truth.

那是實話。

Do you think that you're funnier than me?

你覺得你比我有趣嗎？

Yes.

對。

That is showing truthful.

儀器顯示是實話。

That's interesting based on our careers.

從我們的職業上來看，這回答還真有趣。

Do you trust me?

你信任我嗎？

Yes.

是。

That's registering as the truth.

顯示是實話。

Do you think I have bad taste in clothes?

你覺得我穿衣服的品味很差嗎？

Hold on, no.

等等，不會。

- I wouldn't be able to use that response. - Yeah, I'm sorry.

- 這個回應無法判讀。 - 對，我很抱歉。

It's hard to say.

很難說啦！

It's not bad, it's just not the best.

也不是很差啦，就只是沒那麼好。

Have you ever had a sex dream about one of your friends?

你曾經做過主角是你朋友的春夢嗎？

And did you bottom?

而且你在下面？

No.

沒有。

I'm getting anxiety on that one.

剛才那個問題有收到焦慮訊號。

That would register as a lie.

儀器顯示那是一個謊言。

Have you ever wanted to break up?

你有曾經想過要分手嗎？

No.

沒有。

He's being truthful.

這是實話。

Woah, thank God! Everyone is relieved.

哇嗚，謝天謝地！大家都鬆了一口氣。

[Then their partner was hooked up to the test...]

[接著輪到他們的伴侶接受測試…]

[And asked new questions...]

[並詢問些新的問題…]

[Time for round 2]

[第二回合]

When I was out of town, did you clean the litter box every day like you said you did?

我出遠門的時候，你真的有照你說的每天清貓砂盆嗎？

No.

沒有。

That's a truthful answer.

那是實話。

I knew it.

我就知道。

Do you think that you're a better person than me?

你覺得你是個比我更好的人嗎？

Yes.

對。

That is true.

那是實話。

Will we ever move in together?

我們會同居嗎？

No.

不。

That is uh, not an honest answer.

呃，那不是誠實的答案。

OK.

好喔。

Do you trust me?

你信任我嗎？

- No. - Come back to that.

- 不。 - 回到那個問題。

If I were to go by the machine, "no", is being... is the honest answer, yes.

如果依照機器顯示，「不相信」是…確實是誠實的答案。

Hmmm, interesting.

嗯，真有意思。

Will you go to Pittsburgh with me ever to visit my family?

你會跟我去匹茲堡見我的家人嗎？

Yes.

會。

That is also a lie.

那也是個謊言。

Do you think that we'll still be dating in six months time?

你覺得我們六個月後還會在交往中嗎？

I hope so?

我希望？

- I couldn't use any of.... in a court of law. - Ok.

- 我不能把… 顯示出這種結果的證詞用在法庭上。- 好喔。

Do you think that we'll be dating in—

好吧，那你覺得我們在接下來的——

Ask if I want to be dating in six months.

你直接問我六個月後還想不想跟你在一起吧。

Yeah, but that's.... Ok, fine.

是可以啦，但…好吧。

Would you like to still be dating in six months?

你接下來的六個月還會想跟我在一起嗎？

Yes.

我想。

Truth.

這是實話。

That's what matters.

這才是最重要的。

[Any final thoughts on taking a lie detector test?]

[對於這次的測謊有什麼想法？]

Even though I wasn't happy with all of the honest answers, I guess it's better to have a horrible honest answer than a horrible lie.

儘管我不是對所有誠實的回答都感到滿意，不過我想糟糕但誠實答案，總比糟糕的謊言來得好。

I feel closer because I didn't think he would care to ask the questions he asked.

我覺得我們更親密了，因為我之前不覺得他會在意他問的那些問題。

Some things you don't need to, like, know necessarily.

有些事情不是非得知道不可。

- I agree. - Like, do you really need to know if like I wanna go with you to Pittsburgh? I'll just go and I'll act like I want to go.

- 我同意。 - 比如，你真的需要知道我想不想跟你去匹茲堡嗎？不管怎樣我都會跟你去，然後裝作自己想去呀。

- That's true. - Isn't that fine, like acting every once in a while?

- 這倒是真的。 - 偶爾演演戲也沒什麼不好吧？

Sometimes you have to lie in a relationship, so it doesn't get too rocky.

在感情中有時候就是需要說點小謊，才能讓感情更加圓滑。

I hope that now we're closer to being totally trusting of one another.

我希望我們現在更接近完全信任彼此了。

Which would be great.

那樣就太好了。