We've been dated for over a year and a half.

我們交往大概有一年半。

Yeah, almost two years.

對，快兩年了。

So we've been together, 16 years.

我們在一起 16 年了。

- A year and a couple of days. - Um.

- 一年又幾天囉。- 嗯。

No, we're actually gonna make a year in twelve days, no?

不對，我們應該是再過 12 天就一周年了吧，不是嗎？

No, I had said it right!

沒有啦，我說的是對的！

Do you guys know how many people each other has slept with?

你們知道另一半跟多少人睡過嗎？

No!

不知道！

No, no, no, no...

不，不，不，不...

Oh, no...

天啊！

The number, Jesus. Okay. You don't want to say the number? Can we not say the number?

多少個，天啊，我想想。你不想知道嗎？我可以不講嗎？

I don't know if we discussed that answer yet.

我不確定我們有沒有討論過這問題的答案。

You can tell everybody, I'm not gonna listen to it.

你可以告訴大家，但我可不要聽。

5? 4? 5.

五個？四個？五個。

I think I've been a little more on the sexually adventurous side throughout my youth so...

我年輕的時候對性比較有冒險精神，所以...

Well, I'd like to say nine.

這個嘛，我會說是九個。

Uh... Okay. Go, go, go, go, go....

好啦... 快說，快說，快說......

When I was in college, those number skied stupidly.

我還在大學的時候，那個數字直接飆漲。

I played football, I was All-American, then I was got out of a hand.

我踢美式足球，而且還獲選全美最佳美式足球員，於是一切就失去控制啦。

I would guess it's somewhere around a hundred, but I don't really know.

我猜大概是在一百多個上下吧，但我也不太確定啦。

- I don't know how many people... - I don't know how...

- 我不知道... - 我不知道...

- I've slept with. - Yeah.

- 我跟多少人睡過。 - 對。

We don't keep track.

我們沒有特別記下來。

You didn't say there'd be math involved!

你可沒說這會牽涉到數學問題！

And like it's a weird conversation attitude I feel, just like...

我感覺這問題滿奇怪的，就像是...

Yeah, I'm like, I don't wanna think about like what you did with your ex-girlfriends.

是啊，我是說，我並不想知道你跟前女友間的任何事。

Yeah! And you're like thinking about it, but you don't want to think about it.

對啊！你就會去想那些其實你不想知道的事情。

We never even ever brought the past at all.

我們不談過去的事。

Rough estimate probably 8, yeah.

大概有八個吧，對。

What?

什麼？

10, right?

10 個，對吧？

- Yeah, 10. There you go. - So you wanna know?

- 是啊，10 個。就這麼多。 - 你真想知道?

My number I would guess 15 or 20?

我猜大概 15 到 20 個吧？

Not 15 or 20.

不是 15 或 20 。

A little over to 150, I remember.

比 150 個人再多一些吧，我記得。

You said like a hundred.

你剛才說大概有一百人。

Um, I'm at... 5. Roughly 5 or 6.

呃，我大概有... 五到六個吧。

We don't have to know, we are happy. We don't have to know this.

我們不需要知道這些，我們很幸福。真的不需要。

I would say about like 75, I don't know.

大概有 75 人左右吧，我不太確定。

20 to 40, in that range.

在 20 到 40 之間吧。

Yeah, seven for me and four for you. Yeah.

我七個而你有四個，就這樣。

Um, I don't... I am not sure. I guess like twenty... Twenty-something for me?

我不太確定。我想大概是在二十... 二十幾個？

I am a girl, so I say one.

我是女生，所以我當然說一個囉。

Yeah, past is the past. We don't have to talk about it, right?

對啊，過去的就過去啦，我們不必再討論，對吧？

We might talk about it later.

我想我們晚點需要談談。

I don't think number really matters, unless it's really like up there but...

我不認為數字很重要，除非真的數字真的很高，但是...

I mean as long as you're faithful there in a relationship.

我是說，只要你在一段關係中是忠誠的話就無所謂。

I am not afraid to admit anything about my past because it's brought me to where I am today.

我不會害怕去承認任何過去發生過的事情，因為正是它們才成就了今天的我。

She says one but I mean, I know at least five. So multiply that, you know, I'd say about three.

他說只有一個，但我知道的最少有五個。所以再乘上幾倍，你知道，我想大概是乘三吧。

And winter comes, and you are like, "Oh my gosh, I need, like, kind of a permanent part-time boost so I can have someone to hook up with constantly."

冬天來了，讓你不禁想：「噢我的老天，我需要個固定的炮友，讓我隨時有人可以滾床單。」