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  • After the mind-blowing success of the Avengers

    在復仇者聯盟獲致前所未有的成功後

  • the game changing thrill of the winter Solidier

    並在之後以酷寒戰士換換口味

  • and the unexpected surprise of Guardians of the Galaxy

    更在之後推出意料之外的星際異攻隊

  • You thought there was no way the next Avengers could lift up to the high

    你認為復仇者聯盟二根本不可能再創高峰

  • You were right.

    你‧是‧對‧的!

  • Avengers, Age of Ultron

    復仇者聯盟,奧創紀元

  • I mean it's definitely good

    我的意思是,這還是很好的

  • but just not great

    不過...稱不上棒

  • You know I mean, like certainly enjoyable

    你知道我的意思,像是真的很有娛樂性

  • but you know

    不過你知道

  • man... we're gonna catch hell for this, are we?

    老兄...我們還是要好好抨擊一下這個,是吧?

  • When the Mandarin seemingly killed Iron Man

    當Mandarin似乎殺死了鋼鐵人

  • and took the president hostage

    並侵入了總統的官邸

  • The Avengers didn't assemble

    復仇者聯盟們並不團結

  • When Malaga almost destroyed the universe

    當Malaga幾乎要摧毀整個宇宙時

  • the Avengers didn't assemble

    復仇者聯盟們仍然不團結

  • And when a terroist organization infiltrated Shield

    且當恐怖組織滲透神盾局

  • and came just seconds away from killing millions

    並差一點點就殺死了幾百萬人

  • the Avengers still didn't assemble

    復仇者聯盟們還是不團結

  • But when a remote Hydra base might be hiding something

    但,當遠方的Hydra基地可能藏了些什麼

  • every single avenger is assembling all up in his business

    復仇者聯盟中的每一位成員卻團結得不知道跟什麼一樣

  • for even more

    更甚者

  • group shots

    還有團體照呢!

  • Hey, does that mean we can finally stop using this one?

    嘿,這代表我們終於可以別再用這一幕了嗎?

  • Joss Whedon is back at the helm

    Joss Whedon東山再起

  • and more beat down than ever

    卻又再次跌到了谷底

  • In the second one Job just got harder

    在第二集裡,工作變得更難

  • I have all these restrictions

    我有那麼多的限制

  • but also I will lead guidelines

    但我仍會下指導方針

  • As he does his best to meet the unrealistic nerd expectations

    當他盡全力達到這不切實際的預期

  • and tries to make a stand alone sequel

    並嘗試創作獨立的續集

  • as good as Empire Strikes Back or Godfather, too

    就像是帝國大反擊或教父一樣地好

  • that also sets up a civil war

    並設計了(復仇者聯盟們的)內戰

  • Everytime someone tries to win the war before it starts, innocent people die.

    每當有人嘗試在戰爭前就拔得頭籌時,無辜的人們就會死去

  • and sets up an Infinity war

    接著又設計了無限之戰

  • A mind stone is the fourth from the infinity stones that show up in the last few years

    心智之石是近幾年出現的無限之石中的第四顆。

  • and sets up Thor: Ragnarok

    並設計了索爾:諸神黃昏

  • We are all dead, can you not see it?

    我們全都(將)死去了,難道你看不到嗎?

  • and sets up Black Panther

    並設計了黑豹這個腳色

  • Wakanada? Wa... Wa..Wa... Wakanda

    神...神聖圖騰柱?(Marvel裡的虛擬世界)

  • and fitting Disney Corp. cross promotions

    並為迪士尼做置入性行銷。

  • Gentlemen, strings, son and fun

    先生們,束縛(線,和小木偶有關)、兒子與樂趣。

  • In a juggling act so insanely difficult

    在各種瘋狂的特效之下

  • he turned down the sequel, quit Twitter

    他婉拒下一集的邀約,並關閉推特

  • and doen't have any new films in development

    且手邊也沒有新電影的消息

  • Oh...ah...guys...

    喔...痾...大伙們...

  • I think we just broke Joss Whedon

    我想我們傷透了Joss Whedon的心

  • He needs a hug.

    他需要一個擁抱

  • Experience the movie equivalent of empty engine and tire toy box

    體驗一部電影等同於空的引擎與沒氣的玩具箱

  • and smashing all your action figures into each other

    並將所有的動作角色全部摧毀

  • as the Avengers roster bloats even further

    而復仇者聯盟中的小配角更是過度地被膨脹

  • with Vision, Scarlet Which and Quicksilver

    有幻視、紅女巫以及快銀

  • who for some reason are never called

    因為某些原因所以重來不會被喚作

  • Vision, Scarlet Which or Quicksilver

    幻視、紅女巫以及快銀

  • one as a lame Russian knock off of the X-man

    一個是和X戰警中如般跛腳的俄羅斯人

  • that Fox did way better

    但福斯顯然做的更好

  • one has hand wavy mind control powers

    另一個則是有揮揮手就能操控人心的能力

  • and can also stop trains

    還能停住火車呢!

  • and the other is a beam shooting 3D printed by vanadium robot plus Jarvis plus the mind stone

    另一個則是被釩機器人3D列印出來,能夠射光束並加上Jarvis以及心智之石的產物

  • who can fly and makes capes?

    是一個可以飛並製造斗篷的人?

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Can one of you guys explain Vision to me?

    有人可以向我解釋幻視這個角色嗎?

  • I have no idea who or what it is.

    我完全沒有頭緒他或是它是誰!

  • You've seen great Marvel movie villains

    你看過漫威偉大的壞蛋們

  • like Loki

    像是洛基

  • and...

    還有...

  • no...

    不是...

  • definitely not

    絕對不是...

  • not even close

    一點邊都沾不著

  • guess this is still just Loki

    我想應該就只有洛基了

  • Now get ready for another generically evil one-off villain who hates the Avengers for reasons

    現在我們就準備好迎接全新且只登場一次的壞蛋,一個毫無理由討厭復仇者聯盟的壞蛋

  • with an over complicated plot to evolve

    (心中)存著複雜的演化陰謀

  • and or destroy the world by turning an Estern European city into a meteor

    或者想把東歐城市變成隕石摧毀世界

  • Not a great plan

    不是一個好計畫

  • You've been waiting for years to see your heros come together again

    你為了看到英雄們再次合體等了好幾年

  • Now watch them fight for limited screen time

    現在看著他們在有限的放映時間裡戰鬥

  • for a brush side plot like

    為了一些可有可無的片段,就像

  • Black Widow's black swan school

    黑寡婦重返黑天鵝學院

  • Thor's magic Jacuzzi

    索爾的神奇浴缸(浴缸品牌)

  • If the water spirit accepts me, I can return to my dream.

    如果水靈魂接受我,我就可以再次回到夢鄉

  • Captain America's old party theme

    美國隊長的超「古典」派對場景

  • and the most out of left field love story

    還有最讓人跌破眼鏡的愛情故事

  • since Spock and Uhura

    從星際爭霸戰的史巴克和烏胡拉戀情開始

  • but don't worry, there's still plenty of time left over for your least favorite Avengers

    不過別擔心,仍還有很多時間留給比較不受寵的復仇者成員

  • to become your third or fourth least favorite Avenger

    讓他成為你心目中的第三名或第四名

  • Oh... ok... good for you

    喔... 你賺到了

  • We like you now

    現在我們喜歡你了!

  • Get ready for everything you love about the first Avengers's movie all over again

    在一次準備好看看這些在第一集你喜歡的事情

  • Mind control again...

    控制心智... 又來...

  • Looking for Loki's scepter again...

    尋找洛基的權杖...又來...

  • A Thanos's tease again...

    薩諾斯的奸笑...在一次...

  • A final showdown against the faceless army with a ticking clock again...

    最後一幕在有限的時間裡與無臉的軍團對戰

  • and tons of

    還有數也數不完的

  • reeps...

    鬼話...

  • we are under [email protected]#$%^&* you don't want me, do you

    我們現在正在....我知道你不想我...你想嗎?

  • Guy's multiplying faster than a catholic rabbit

    一個能夠快速自我複製的人(guy指奧創,catholic rabbit則是暗諷教皇失言)

  • we won't hold it against you if you can get it up.

    就算你不舉我們也不會笑你

  • and he did a banksy of the crime scene

    他還在犯罪現場留下了塗鴉(Banksy為一英國塗鴉畫家,作品經常帶有反諷意味)

  • with the advantages of...

    有著這樣子的優勢...

  • Stop quipping!

    不要再碎碎念了!

  • It's a good talk.

    很高興和你聊天

  • You know it wasn't.

    你知道不是的

  • I didn't say you could leave.

    我並沒有說你可以離開

  • You are not worth it.

    你不值得

  • *

    *

  • language

    注意你的言語

  • you son of the bitch

    你這狗*****

  • kiss your mother with that mouth?

    你用那嘴親你的媽媽?

  • You and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini

    你這廝最好不要在那卿卿我我

  • Obviously you never made an omlet

    很顯然的你沒做過炒蛋(性暗示)

  • you beat me by one second

    我還是慢了一步

  • Oh man. These things are gonna to be insufferable when Ant man the Star-Lord show up

    喔老兄。 這些東西(即使)在蟻人的星爵加入後仍無法停止

  • Starring...

    演員...

  • Mr. Roggers

    羅傑斯先生

  • Hank Pym

    漢克‧皮姆

  • Beats by Bruce

    布魯斯的Beats耳機

  • Good luck finding her action figure

    很高興你找到了你的動作角色(性暗示)

  • Archer

    弓箭手

  • Farm and furious

    農地以及激情

  • So that's what Andy Serkis looks like

    這就是Andy Serkis的模樣

  • Resting witch face

    休眠的女巫臉

  • The quick and the dead

    很快但也死得快

  • CGI balls

    共通匝道介面球

  • Super Siri

    超強的Siri

  • Skynet

    天網

  • And the new Avengers

    還有新的復仇者聯盟

  • Yeah~

    耶~

  • Avengers, Roughly One Week of Ultron

    復仇者聯盟,只活了大概一週的奧創

  • I'm calling it.

    我正在叫他

  • The shield helicarrier will become the NCU's eagles

    神盾局的空中航母變成NCU中的老鷹

  • The eagles are coming.

    老鷹們來了

  • Be sure to subcribe

    確定你有訂閱

  • for more honest trailers

    以取得更多的超誠實影評

  • my tight are way to tight

    我的領帶太緊了

  • The call is coming from inside...your phone

    這通電話是從裡面打來的...你的電話

  • Not the face, never the face.

    不是臉,別再出現臉了

  • There are no strings on me

    我再也沒有束縛了

  • Clowns Farting

    小丑們放屁

  • Rub-a-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub

    塗塗抹抹塗塗,謝謝你挖...

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在復仇者聯盟獲致前所未有的成功後

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