Name: 醫生看《蓋酷家庭》的醫療場景！ (Doctor Reacts to Family Guy Medical Scenes)
Uploaded: 2026-03-23T21:40:20.000Z
Duration: 17 min 24 s
Description: 【看影片學英語】數萬部 YouTube 影片，搭配英漢字典即點即查，輕鬆掌握單字發音與用法，長久累積看電影不必再看字幕。

Alright, Rupert, the fertilization device is complete.

好的，Rupert，受精裝置完成了。

Impregnate me with the child that will bring Brian and me back together.

用那個會讓Brian和我重聚的孩子使我受孕。

I don't know what he's hoping to do here.

They injected something into his umbilicus, but he doesn't have a uterus.

他們往他的臍帶裡注射了東西，但他並沒有子宮。

You know some men will actually fail, like, a sports drug test,

你知道有些男人竟然會運動藥檢不及格，

and the reason they fail the blood test is not because they're using a-aband substances,

他們血液檢查不及格的原因不是因為他們用了禁藥，

but because they have a testicular tumor?

I took your DNA and inserted it into my temporary uterus through my fertilization device.

我用了你的 DNA，透過我的受精裝置，植入我的臨時子宮。

People are going to think I had sex with a male baby and then got him pregnant!

大家會以為我跟一個男嬰發生關係，然後讓他懷孕！

Oh, thank you for finding a way to make it sound horrible.

喔，謝謝你找到了讓這聽起來很糟糕的方法。

It sounds horrible and not scientifically plausible.

這聽起來很糟糕，而且科學上也不合理。

There's a certain amount of guesswork involved in this.

You know, we could actually do the measurement, uh, by measuring, uh, above the suprapubic area to the end of the round portion of the belly.

你知道，我們其實可以透過測量，呃，從恥骨上區域到腹部圓形部分的頂端來進行測量。

And I've also been experiencing a little— Oh!

Uh, in a baby I'm worried about pyloric stenosis.

Dad, can I get one of your head on the belly?

爸，我能把頭靠在你的肚子上拍一張嗎？

I feel like he has a small bowel obstruction.

He's vomiting because of the small bowel obstruction, and it's creating a buildup of gas.

他因為小腸阻塞而嘔吐，這造成了氣體堆積。

It's like my body is just craving red meat and mint chip ice cream, but only mint chip.

感覺我的身體就是渴望紅肉和薄荷巧克力冰淇淋，但只有薄荷巧克力口味。

輕微的異食癖也會有很大的影響。

Brian, I need you to take me to the hospital!

Uh-oh, you're going to have to drive a little faster!

You know, I just realized, it hit me, that I'm trying to critique a cartoon about a male baby creating a baby with a canine the whole time I'm talking about the scientific implausibility of that,

妳知道嗎，我剛剛才意識到，我一直試圖批評一部卡通，內容是關於一個男性嬰兒跟一隻狗生小孩，然後我還在講這件事的科學上不合理之處，

and there is a canine driving the vehicle.

And I realize that I've perhaps not suspended my disbelief early enough into this episode.

我意識到，也許我這集一開始就沒有足夠地暫停我的懷疑。

Brian, I'm going to need you to deliver the baby.

Uh, uh, okay, can you wait a second while I put a towel down?

嗯，嗯，好的，你等我一下，我鋪條毛巾好嗎？

I don't want anything to get on the seats.

Our first priority should be to keep the vinyl clean.

我們的第一優先應該是保持乙烯基的清潔。

誰的 Toyota Prius 會有乙烯基座椅？

You got to get that cloth or you're upgrading to the leather, baby.

你得弄到布的，不然就升級到皮椅囉，寶貝。

But maybe you should look at the part of me where there's a baby coming out!

但你或許該看看我肚子那裡，寶寶要出來了！

How did Murphy Brown make this look so easy?

Murphy Brown 是怎麼把這件事弄得這麼輕鬆的？

Careful, don't get anything on the— Oh!

呃，天啊，我覺得另一個要來了！

I'm sure this is not the commercial Toyota imagined for their Prius.

我確定這不是 Toyota 為他們的 Prius 設想的廣告。

Okay, while this is all ridiculous, I want one.

好啦，雖然這一切很荒謬，但我想要一個。

Hi, I just put Jack and Rose down for their nap,

嗨，我剛安頓好 Jack 和 Rose 睡午覺，

and I'm trying to keep the more attractive ones in this area.

我正試著讓比較有吸引力的那些留在這個區域。

Oh, I caught two of them trying to eat each other, so that's something we need to watch out for.

喔，我抓到兩隻在互咬，這點我們需要注意一下。

You know Bear was born in a litter of, like, 13, and almost all of them died?

你知道 Bear 出生時有 13 隻，但幾乎都死掉了？

Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they'll be adopted.

對啊，我是說，我確定牠們會被領養的。

I'm still keeping all the gifts from the baby shower.

我還是留著所有嬰兒送禮會的禮物。

They have cats that are, like, bred with some kind of wild type savanna cat,

牠們有那種跟某種野生藪貓混種的貓，

and they're called F1 mixes or something, based on the generation that they are.

牠們叫做 F1 混種或類似的東西，是根據牠們的世代來區分的。