Name: 用AI寫信的奇葩們！ (People Who Use AI To Write Emails)
Uploaded: 2026-03-18T11:23:53.000Z
Duration: 4 min 43 s

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So I just like tell you what I want the email to say.

我就直接告訴你我希望這封信內容是什麼。

And then I send it to your boss and you promise it's gonna sound like me?

然後我把信寄給你的老闆，你保證聽起來會像我嗎？

我不想讓我的老闆知道我用了人工智慧。

Just trying to save a couple minutes here.

I have access to all human knowledge and can definitely make it sound just like you.

我能存取所有人類的知識，絕對可以讓它聽起來就像你說話一樣。

Just tell me what you'd like to convey and I'll get that written for you.

你只要告訴我想表達什麼，我就會幫你寫出來。

Well, I wanna check in and see if he's read my report.

嗯，我想確認一下他有沒有看我的報告。

And also I wanna politely ask for some vacation time.

And you know, make it, you know, not too overly fancy.

而且你知道的，讓它聽起來，你知道，不要太過於浮誇。

Of course, this is totally in your zone and will definitely capture your essence.

當然，這完全是你的專業領域，而且絕對能抓住你的精髓。

Just circling back to see if you read my report.

只是想確認一下你看了我的報告沒。

我知道，我今天有點Monday Blue。

Just let me know when you're ready to send.

Well now first of all, what was that okie dokie thing?

好了，首先，那個「okie dokie」是什麼意思啊？

Now you're asking the right questions in conversational English.

你現在問對了英文對話問題了。

Okie dokie functions as a friendly affirmation.

Okie dokie 是一種友善的肯定語氣。

Let's go ahead and switch that okie dokie for a Roger dodger.

我們來把那個「okie dokie」換成「Roger dodger」吧。

Cause I'm thinking of taking a little vacay next week.

And why did you just assume it's for next week?

而且你怎麼就假設是下禮拜呢？

My response is based on trillions of data points.

我的回應是根據數兆筆資料點來的。

I went ahead and sent that first one for you.

我已經幫你把第一個寄出去了。

Can you unsend you're thinking about this exactly the right way.

And here's the real no nonsense response.

Okay, well let's Quickly send a follow up so he doesn't think I'm insane.

好吧，那我們趕快寄一封後續信，這樣他就不會覺得我瘋了。

寄一封後續信是個很棒的主意。

Just something like, I don't know, my nephew accidentally installed a virus and that sent that last email.

就寫，我不知道，我姪子不小心裝了病毒，所以才寄出那封信。

Let's get started and make it a bit more formal, bit more professional.

我們開始吧，讓它正式一點，專業一點。

It has come to my attention that my nephew has downloaded the plague.

我注意到我姪子不小心下載了病毒。

My dearest Louis, my nephew and I were recently watching pornography on my company laptop and accidentally downloaded a virus.

我親愛的 Louis，我姪子和我最近在公司筆記型電腦上看色情內容，不小心下載了病毒。

As you can tell from the previous email, this virus has completely taken over my laptop and it's only appropriate that I hand in my resignation effective immediately.

就像你從之前的電子郵件看到的，這個病毒已經完全佔據了我的筆記型電腦，我認為我應該立即提交辭呈。

Okay, that's not at all what I'm trying to say.

喔，這完全不是我想表達的意思。

還有，我不會因為這件事辭職。

Let's go ahead and make that more casual, but not too casual.

我們就讓它隨意一點，但不要太隨意。

Although now would be a great time to get off my back a little bit.

雖然現在是個好時機，可以稍微放過我了。

And you should really say please when talking to AI that will play in your favor down the road.

而且當你跟對你有幫助的人工智慧說話時，你真的應該說請。

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