Name: 同場加映... 中土世界氣象報告 ☔️ | 喬治克隆尼的「偽」啤酒 🍺 | 貓咪為何總能四腳著地？🐱 (Meanwhile... Middle Earth Weather Report | Clooney's Near-Beer | Why Cats Land On Their Feet)
Uploaded: 2026-03-14T17:18:46.000Z
Duration: 4 min 54 s

Give it up for Louis Cato and the great big joy machine.

掌聲歡迎 Louis Cato 和他的 great big joy machine！

One about our guest tonight, Wanda Sykes, who will be out here in just a few moments.

一張是關於我們今晚的嘉賓 Wanda Sykes，她幾分鐘後就會出來。

Brilliant comedian and my old friend, another brilliant comedian, Robert Smigel.

才華洋溢的喜劇演員，也是我老朋友，另一位才華洋溢的喜劇演員 Robert Smigel。

In just a little while, folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time right over there in the news.

各位，再過不久，如果你有看節目，就知道我大部分時間都待在那邊的新聞部。

Matbach 正在整理最熱門的新聞。

Lamb with sumac and seven spice, pomegranate molasses and toasted pine nuts and dipilabi dumplings simmered in yogurt and mint to make the levantine shishbarak.

羊肉配香堇菜和七味粉，紅石榴糖漿和烤過的松子，還有用優格和薄荷燉煮的 dipilabi 餃子，做成黎凡特風格的 shishbarak。

But sometimes, just sometimes, folks, after crashing the steampunk pyro bike I stole while tripping balls at Burning Man, I cut up a half eaten Slim Jim into a milk carton baking in the desert sun to make the savory hobo yogurt of news.

但有時候，真的只有有時候，各位，在我偷了一臺蒸汽龐克火花機，還在 Burning Man 嗨到不行的時候，我會把吃剩一半的 Slim Jim 切塊，放進沙漠太陽底下烘烤的牛奶盒裡，做成新聞的遊民優格。

Meanwhile, live on stand on the foundation.

Meanwhile, Benito Mussolini's granddaughter will compete on Celebrity Big Brother in Italy.

同時，貝尼託·墨索里尼的孫女將參加義大利的《名人老大哥》。

It is the weirdest combo of dictator's descendant and reality competition since Survivor was won by Brenda Hitler.

這是自從《魯賓遜漂流記》由布蘭達·希特勒贏得冠軍以來，最奇怪的獨裁者後代和真人實境比賽組合了。

Meanwhile, bees can breathe underwater for a week.

同時，蜜蜂可以在水下呼吸一週。

Scientists have discovered the conclusions were reached by Rick, who just likes drowning things.

同時，科學家們發現這些結論是瑞克做出的，他就是喜歡把東西淹死。

Meanwhile, researchers have solved the mystery of why cats always land on their feet.

同時，研究人員解開了貓咪總是能四腳著地的奧祕。

That's cool, but Rick would like to answer a different question about cats.

這很酷，但瑞克想回答一個關於貓咪的不同問題。

Meanwhile, science has revealed the real weather of the Lord of the Rings.

同時，科學揭示了《魔戒》的真實天氣。

Meteorologists say they fed Middle Earth's topography and bathymetry into an advanced climate model to explain why the Misty Mountains are so misty.

氣象學家說，他們將中土世界的地形和水文資料輸入先進的氣候模型，來解釋迷霧山脈為何如此多霧。

Okay, people who did this, meet me over on the words I never thought I would live to say.

好的，做這件事的人，到我從來沒想過我會說出口的那些話那邊來找我。

Cam, you take the Lord of the Rings too seriously.

卡姆，你對《魔戒》太認真了。

And the only person who thinks about the one ring more than me is Gollum.

而比我更在意魔戒的人，只有咕嚕了。

Meanwhile, the head priest of an Episcopal church is accused of stealing baseball cards from Walmart.

同時，一位聖公會教堂的主教被指控在 Walmart 偷竊棒球卡。

Looks like the Episcopalians have a scandal too.

記者們，好好報導啊，波士頓環球報。

Meanwhile, George Clooney, along with nightlife entrepreneur Randy Gerber and Mike Meldman have launched a new non alcoholic line with a lager and lime flavored beer.

同時，喬治·克隆尼與夜店企業家蘭迪·傑伯和麥克·梅爾德曼聯手推出了一款無酒精的飲品系列，有拉格啤酒和萊姆口味的啤酒。

I am so sick of celebrities launching brands just because they have a huge profile.

我真的受夠了名人只是因為有知名度就推出品牌。

Meanwhile, scientists have created the world's first tomatoes that smell like buttered popcorn.

同時，科學家們創造了世界上第一批聞起來像奶油爆米花的番茄。

Okay, kind of sounds like they had a lab accident they're trying to pass off as a discovery.

好吧，聽起來有點像是實驗室出了意外，他們想把它當成一項發現來推銷。

We cracked the old tomatoes smelling like buttered popcorn problem.

我們解決了番茄聞起來像奶油爆米花的老問題。

Also, they're self aware feels and they scream all the time.

而且，它們是有自我意識的，而且一直尖叫。

Meanwhile, Pokemon and Heinz have teamed up for limited edition Pikachu ketchup bottles.

同時，寶可夢和亨氏聯手推出了限量版皮卡丘番茄醬瓶。

It's already much more successful than the previous Pokemon brand Collab Squirtle Trojan condoms.

這已經比之前的寶可夢品牌聯名水箭龜保險套成功多了。

我們馬上回來，與萬達·塞克斯一起。